Wild Things We Actually Got Before GTA 6
Oh, the Wait!
Some memes have a short shelf life and fade away quicker than last week’s leftovers, but not this gem! The infamous mantra of “we got X before GTA 6” is destined to linger until, you guessed it, the game finally drops. Rumor has it it could be this year, but, let’s be real, Rockstar seems to relish pushing back that release date like a kid dragging their feet on the way to school.
Nostalgia Central
Can you believe it’s been a whopping 13 years since Grand Theft Auto 5 graced our screens? No one was expecting a sequel to plop down the moment GTA V rolled out, but c’mon, over a decade is like waiting for your pizza delivery while it’s stuck in traffic!
COVID-19: The Unexpected Intermission
Nothing says “before GTA 6” quite like the pandemic! People literally sat and watched the world do a dramatic slow dance into lockdown, adapting to new routines like work-from-home pajamas, while we’re still here hitting refresh on the Rockstar news feed.
Blast Off with Artemis II
NASA took its first giant leap back to the Moon with Artemis II before GTA 6 even got a whiff of release! Nothing like a lunar mission to remind us mere mortals that we can explore the moon while Rockstar keeps us hanging like a Hollywood cliffhanger.
Queen Elizabeth II: Leaving Before GTA
In a plot twist worthy of its own DLC, Queen Elizabeth II, who ruled for an impressive 70 years, managed to kick the bucket before we saw a glimpse of GTA 6. Cue the internet meme machine, turning her passing into one of the darkest punchlines around.
Twitter Gets a Makeover
In one of the wildest brand transformations, Twitter decided to swap its birdie logo for a mysterious ‘X’ while Rockstar fans were still holding out hope for a trailer. Talk about a makeover none of us saw coming!
Barbenheimer: A Cultural Phenomenon
While Rockstar was quiet, the film world exploded with the simultaneous release of Barbie and Oppenheimer, giving us an entirely new meme ecosystem. Forget GTA; we were all busy debating if we were Team Barb or Team Oppen!
Titanic Troubles
Then came the bizarre story of the Titan submersible implosion, captivating the internet for weeks. It was another bizarre entry on this comical list of things to happen while we eagerly awaited any news from Rockstar.
James Webb Telescope: Galactic Views
Hold onto your helmets because humanity developed the James Webb Space Telescope to peer into ancient galaxies before we saw a GTA 6 sneak peek. Honestly, the meme practically wrote itself when those stunning deep-space images hit our screens!
Writers Guild of America: Strikes and Delays
Hollywood saw another Writers Guild strike in 2023, halting productions left and right while Rockstar fans were stuck on social media, hitting refresh like it was a competitive sport.
War and Peace: Russia and Ukraine
The Russian invasion of Ukraine added a grim touch to our meme timeline, as users started comparing global crises to Rockstar’s seemingly endless development pipeline. It’s surreal, right?
AI Takes Over Before GTA 6
Generative AI showed up in mainstream culture, with people joking that robots might take over the planet before we could even get a taste of the next GTA. Thanks, but no thanks, Terminator!
TikTok Takes the Crown
While we were waiting, TikTok bloomed from a quirky little app to the massive social media juggernaut it is now. Some of the younger fanbase might not even remember what life looked like before those endless scrolling videos!
The GameStop Saga
Redditors went rogue, sending Wall Street into a frenzy with the GameStop short squeeze, all while GTA 6 remained an enigma. Just the kind of wild headline our meme needed!
Apple Vision Pro: Virtual Reality Awaits
Apple unveiled their futuristic mixed-reality headset before GTA 6. We can only chuckle at the thought of experiencing VR before we get to steal cars in Vice City all over again!
Meta Madness
In yet another twist, Facebook decided to reinvent itself as Meta and chase the elusive metaverse dream! Who needs a new GTA when the digital world around us is shifting so dramatically?
Avatar: The Way of Water
James Cameron finally blessed us with Avatar: The Way of Water long before we saw anything from GTA 6. The long wait for both became a comedic comparison that had everyone cackling online.
NASA’s New Rover on Mars
NASA landed yet another rover on Mars while players still embraced the classics of GTA V. Meanwhile, the internet is over here like, “Look, we can explore Mars but still can’t have a new Grand Theft Auto!”
Discord: From Gamers to Everyone
Discord went from being the go-to app for gamers to one of the top communication platforms, while we were all waiting for that magical GTA 6 release date. Communities blossomed all around while we remained stuck in suspense!
Multiple Minecraft Mob Votes
And while Rockstar kept us guessing, Minecraft players hosted years of mob votes and updates! The playful comparisons between these games and the long wait for GTA became the talk of gamers everywhere.
Futuristic Cloning in Science
In the grand finale of absurdity, scientists managed to clone monkeys in China before we heard anything about GTA 6. Just another bizarre example to sprinkle on our list of things that have happened while waiting for a game!