Every Muppets Movie, Ranked

Introduction

Oh, the Muppets! Those whimsical felt puppets have been tickling our funny bones since forever! Whether they’re trotting across your screen in a cozy Disney+ special or commanding the stage, they know how to steal the show. Their antics, personalities, and undeniable love for the spotlight prove that while they thrive in variety shows, they practically live for the big screen. Buckle up, because we’re diving into their cinematic adventures—11 feature films filled with laughs, love, and, let’s be honest, some questionable choices!

11. The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz (2005)

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Muppets’ attempt at a classic! Or at least, ‘attempt’ is a kind way to put it. This edition had potential with Ashanti as Dorothy, Kermit as Scarecrow, and Miss Piggy as the wicked witches. But let’s just say, it ended up feeling a bit like a bad karaoke night at your Aunt Edna’s house. The jokes? Kind of cringeworthy. Fozzie tweaking Gonzo’s nipple? Yeah, not the highlight we’re looking for.

10. Kermit’s Swamp Years (2002)

Ah, the young Kermit saga! Picture a froggy coming-of-age story that’s as thrilling as watching paint dry. Young Kermit leaves his swamp in search of adventure, but it’s all tied up in kid-friendly shenanigans with his pals getting nabbed by pet store jerks. The aim? Save the day and learn how to chat with humans. Adorable for youngsters, but anyone older might just resign themselves to a nap instead.

9. It’s a Very Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)

Brace yourselves! The Muppets tackle a Christmas tale in a way that screams “We’re out of ideas!” Kermit wishes he’d never existed to save the Muppet Theater from the greedy grasp of Rachel Bitterman. With cameos and a Christmas spin, it’s got that holiday cheer, though it leans a bit too heavily on the nostalgia train—leaving us wondering if we’ve had just one too many eggnogs.

8. Muppets From Space (1999)

Do aliens exist? According to this flick, Gonzo thinks they do! After a lightning zap, he sets off on a cosmic quest to find his extraterrestrial family, dragging Kermit and the gang along. It’s a mixed bag with some solid laughs here and there, but overall, it felt like a strange trip with too much funky music and not enough of that good ol’ Muppet charm.

7. Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Going on an adventure with pirates and Muppets? Yes, please! While Muppet Christmas Carol dazzled, Muppet Treasure Island was more of a “meh” experience. Sure, Tim Curry rocked as Long John Silver and we had delightful Muppet antics, but it could never quite muster the magic found in its predecessor. Still, it’s a fun time for pirate lovers!

6. Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

Welcome to the next chapter of our beloved Muppet saga, and yes, it’s a case of déjà vu. With a doppelgänger Kermit and a chaotic caper that feels recycled, it plays on the idea of sequels being less exciting. However, toss in some great tunes and Tina Fey’s delightful performance, and you’ve got a movie that surprises us with a sprinkle of Muppet magic—even if the plot’s a bit worn out.

5. The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

This classic gets the title of ‘most charming of the original trio’! The gang graduates from college and heads to Broadway for stardom—their dreams nearly dashed by dastardly con artists and some amnesia chaos. It’s as sweet and quirky as a Muppet movie should be. In the end, it’s all about love and laughter—or in this case, a wedding that gives us all the feels.

4. The Muppets (2011)

Fast forward to the new era and the Muppets are back, baby! This 2011 revival hit the sweet spot perfectly. With Jason Segel leading the charge and an adorable new character, Walter, the movie is a love letter to fans. Our pals reunite to save the theater and they do so in their wonderfully chaotic style. Heartwarming melodies and mischievous antics make this a grand return!

3. The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Here it is, folks! The ultimate holiday classic featuring our Muppet friends in a Dickensian twist! Michael Caine shines as Scrooge, and with Fozzie’s hilarious cameo as Mr. Fozziwig, we couldn’t ask for a better mashup of puppets and a timeless tale of redemption. The songs? Absolute gold!

2. The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Non-stop giggles ensue with this standalone adventure! Kermit and Fozzie dive into detective work while Gonzo snaps photos—cue chaos! The theft of a precious diamond sets the scene, and the Muppets provide a buffet of hilarity, absurdity, and a sprinkling of romance. Even without their usual stage antics, this one brings the ruckus and charm.

1. The Muppet Movie (1979)

And finally, drumroll, please! The original Muppet Movie takes the crown. Fair warning: your heartstrings will be tugged like never before! It’s about friendship, dreams, and a whole lot of love wrapped in outrageous escapades. Kermit’s journey from his swamp and the iconic “Rainbow Connection” have become synonymous with the Muppets. It’s a fitting tribute to their legacy, proving that behind the silliness, love prevails. What more could you possibly want?