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Stay Alive
Displays minimal style, and provides minimal entertainment.
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Stay Alive
A Scene from the Horror/Thriller "Stay Alive".
RATING:
 3/10
OTHER REVIEWS: None
Theatrical Review: Itís a horror plot so surefire that you wonder why it hasnít been done before: Young people play a mysterious new videogame and start to die, one by one, in grisly scenes mimicking their game deaths. Stay Alive runs through this plot with such a plodding lack of imagination that you think again: Maybe this has been done before, on The X-Files or a direct-to-video picture you missed. Surely a movie this tired canít be the first crack at a fundamentally decent genre idea?

Stay Alive gets around this conundrum easily by knocking off The Ring and throwing in a little of the Final Destination series: the formerís ghostly gimmick mixed with the latterís view of life as an elaborate series of macabre booby traps. Unfortunately, even the cut-and-paste is botched; no Ring-style tension builds, and the PG-13 rating curtails the death scenes, most of which all but cut away before the characterís gory fate is sealed. Yes, you read that right: Stay Alive is like a Final Destination movie without the death scenes.

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It would help Ė it usually would Ė if any of the characters sparked even minimal interest. Here we have the conflicted, haunted hero (Jon Foster) and the mysterious new love object (Samaire Armstrong), flanked by some more subculture-specific stereotypes: the callous, hardcore gamer/stoner (Jimmi Simpson), his goth sister (Sophia Bush), and a nerdy tech-head (Frankie Muniz). Yes, you read that right: Stay Aliveís biggest star is Frankie Muniz. The rest of the characters keep telling him to shut up, which seems perfectly natural at first, until you realize heís the only one who displays even a modicum evidence of thought about videogames and the world around him.

But the movie is less interested in the gaming culture than in making the backstory of its villain as generically spooky as possible. The idea of a horror movie set within a particular youth subculture is actually pretty neat, and hopefully wonít die along with Stay Aliveís characters, momentum, and thrills. I eagerly await the emo-scene version, where My Chemical Romance groupies are haunted and picked off by a harpie killed in a freakish Hot Topic accident.

Besides its squandering of an ultra-high concept, Stay Alive is not really much worse than any other teen-targeted horror movie that refuses to be screened for critics. It makes minimal sense, displays minimal style, and provides minimal entertainment until it finally ends and provides a maxi-sized opening for a sequel. Yes, you read that right: At this time next year, I could be reviewing Stay Aliver.

RELEASE DATE
March 24th, 2006 (wide)
September 19th, 2006 (DVD)


STUDIO
Buena Vista Pictures

DIRECTOR
William Brent Bell

STARRING
Frankie Muniz, Samaire Armstrong, Jon Foster, Sophia Bush

USER RATING
  8.9/10
Total: 24 vote(s).


GENRE
Horror, Suspense

OFFICIAL SITE
Unknown

MPAA RATING
Rated PG-13 for horror violence, disturbing images, language, brief sexual and drug content.

RUNTIME
85 min

LANGUAGE
English

BUDGET
Unknown

OPENING WEEKEND
$11,208,000

TOTAL GROSS
$23,086,480

EXTERNAL








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