Comment: The only reason they are shitting bricks over quicksilver is because it is so easy to CG someone who runs (or flies) really fast, these days...and cheap CGI like that will always come first over a well thought out story line. I find quicksilver to be a fascinating character but at the same time I kn... (more)

Comment: "i can travel through time"
"i'ma bitch."
the end.

Comment: he almost pimp slapped michael caine for waking him up with his annoying voice

Review: (Apr 22nd, 2013) Once again I am forced to rectify DP's lame ass review by instilling a righteous order to his insanity.

First of all, you must understand that comparing Your Highness to the likes of "Year One" is a futile mistake. Comparing ‘Year One’ to Monty Python is plain stupidity. In no way do these... (more)

Review: (Apr 22nd, 2013) This movie does lack originality, it borrows from some very core sci-fi films, but the main thing I hated was the ending.
*spoilers*


You would think that a giant fucking A.I. core operating directly next to a field of clones would have some form of offensive capabilities other th... (more)

Review: (Apr 21st, 2013) This website's review is coming from the most unconscious individual to ever dwell the Earth, to put it nicely.

The first five minutes of the film tries to suck you in with Malcolm using his dog as comedy relief, until it runs outside and is immediately crushed by his girlfriend’s car. He t... (more)

Review: (Apr 6th, 2013) I went to see Dark Skies a few days after its release and just recently went again. I've been bragging about this movie to my friends for a while now. I got the same feeling after watching it a second time, a little jumpy, and afraid to walk around in the dark, which is generally what a proper scar... (more)