IGN has unveiled the trailer for Uwe Boll's "Far Cry," based on the best-selling video game franchise. The movie stars Til Schwiger (Inglourious Basterds), Udo Kier (Blade) and Emmanuelle Vaugier (Saw IV), and you can check out the trailer below.
Plot: The story revolves around a reporter (Vaugier) who investigates the deaths of mercenaries on an island off the coast of the Pacific Northwest. Jack Carver (Schweiger), a retired special forces officer, escorts her on the trail of a story on a mysterious island off the Pacific Northwest. Upon docking, they are attacked and pursued by a squad of mercenaries employed by scientist, Dr. Krieger (Kier). In their attempt to escape, they uncover Dr. Krieger's secret lab and unleash the genetically engineered beasts that he's created.
If you like what you see, you can pick up a copy of "Far Cry" in stores on November 24th.
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Eben1277writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 4:21:03 AM
More shit. I have to give props to Uwe though, he does have an ability to throw together a decent cast, even if his movies are legendary shit. Til Schweiger and Udo Kier are both good actors, he's ahd fucking Ben Kingsley in a movie for Christ's sake. Ron Perlman, Jason Statham, Michael Madsen, Ray Liotta, Michelle Rodriguez... he must know people that know people that can call in favors or something.
Seriously stop this guy from making films. The money could easily be spent better.
Parker bring me a list!
lawmanwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 8:04:39 AM
Trailer unveiled? I watched this fucking thing, ON THIS SITE, months ago!!! HOLY FUCKING TITS!!!
duff4444writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 9:09:57 AM
i just vomited out my dick, this is horrible!
warlordwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 9:36:33 AM
uwe serving up aother boll-of shit
SACdaddywrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 9:40:40 AM
Good call Lawman. I was wondering if this ever hit the staright to dvd shelves. I saw this trailer almost a year ago and it looks just as bad now as it did then. Uwe is already a modern day Ed Wood and is one remote controlled helicopter and a pair of Penthouse DDs away from being the next Andy Sidaris. Where's Julia Strain when you need her?
Peter Parkerwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:04:42 AM
@ RickyGabrielBird: Say no more!
Better Things To Spend Money On, Rather Than Giving It To Uwe Boll:
- Giving ME the money.
- Feeding Kirstie Alley.
- Buying drugs in Mexico.
- Buying Rachel McAdams really big breast implants.
- Buying Julia Stiles even bigger breast implants.
- Hiring a contract killer to shoot Brett Ratner's kneecaps.
- Hiring a contract killer to shoot Brett Ratner's balls.
- Hookers.
- Several Ferraris.
- Hiring Kanye West to fuck up the Oscars ceremony.
- More hookers.
- Donating it to some charities, or some shit like that. (I know, kinda lame, but still, better than giving it to Boll!)
- Paying Jayden Jaymes and Abbey Brooks to start taking it up the ass, already!
- Having more strange white arrows appearing from nowhere on movies. (those things are funny!)
NatG83writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:17:52 AM
I don't want to make a direct comparison here, but Uwe Boll's continuing career reminds me of Ed Wood. Ed Wood's movies at the time were considered terrible, but he's got a cult following. Uwe Boll obviously has some viewers, perhaps his own cult following.
I think these good actors sign on to feed the cult following. Or, Uwe boll made a deal with the devil...
jeffw1978writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:31:09 AM
Peter I can agree with most of the list especially the breast implants.
I think we can also use the money to find a way to give the twighlight vampire aids.
victor arroyowrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:37:42 AM
hahahhahahaha OMG I can't believe you people don't like it, I can't stop laughing.
It's gonna be hilarious.
Just like punisher or the 2009 classic 12 rounds.
PEACE!
Peter Parkerwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:39:44 AM
Jeff, they're not infected already??
Hanging around the woods shirtless and all... I just assumed they'd be walking bags of AIDS by now!
Fucking gay vampires and their fucking vampire condoms!
scarface85writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:42:36 AM
hey its not a bad trailer at all. can some one agree with me?
jeffw1978writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 10:58:49 AM
no
Kennywrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 11:32:07 AM
feeding kristy alley? Only if she is going to blow up like that dude in the Monty Python movie "Meaning of Life". now that would be worth watching.
Peter Parkerwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 12:26:51 PM
Any man that makes a reference to Monty Python, is a good man by my book!
That would actually be a good movie for Uwe Boll: A documentary about Kirstie Alley eating herself to explosion!
Lot's of action, with Alley eating live animals, and a big explosive climax at the end!
Peter Parkerwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 12:28:28 PM
*Lots...
eddie499writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 3:45:47 PM
HOW DOES THIS GUY KEEP GETTING THESE PIECES OF GARBAGE GREEN LIT?
Spankfishwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 4:43:06 PM
Who i feel sorry for is the people in the gaming industry. They spend millions, years of development time, create new and imaginative ideas, stories, charecters, worlds enviroments, you name it. Then some knob at either the publisher or movie studio has a meeting and says:
"ok, what are we doing with the film rights to this?"
"Fuck it, give it to Uwe Boll, lunch?"
I'd be pissed if some cock just perverted my creation into the total shite this guy makes. They all know he makes shit, so why keep giving it to him?
fraazjowrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 4:52:34 PM
And Jesus wept
Peter Parkerwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 4:57:21 PM
@ Spankfish: Good angle on this matter, hadn't thought of that.
Also, In reference to the cocks perverting creations? Yeah, I hate that shit.
Now... If it's cunts perverting creations, that's a different story! Cunts can pervert the shit out of creations!
Hooray for cunt perversion!
jeffw1978writes: on November 18th, 2009 at 5:13:51 PM
thebreachwrites: on November 18th, 2009 at 6:33:04 PM
looks like another real dumb movie. no aurprise there
Eben1277writes: on November 19th, 2009 at 3:01:33 AM
Wow an Andy Sidaris reference!!! Maybe along with Julie Strain they'll get Buff Bagwell (if he's not dead).... The difference between Sidaris and Boll is the Ed Wood factor. Ed Wood loved movies, and had a desire to make great films, even though they were shit. If you've ever seen an interview with Boll, he comes off as the same way. Sidaris I know nothing about, but I can be relatively certain he's more like the Gene Hackman character in Get Shorty, contnent to just churn out shit for money, not really beliveing he's an artist. Boll at least thinks he's an artist, even if he isn't.
