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Trailer for "The Night Before" Comedy, with Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anthony Mackie

Posted: July 30th, 2015 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Sony has unveiled a restricted trailer for its upcoming "The Night Before" Christmas comedy, starring Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Anthony Mackie. Check it out below.

Plot: Ethan (Gordon-Levitt), Isaac (Rogen) and Chris (Mackie) have been friends since childhood, and for a decade, their yearly Christmas Eve reunion has been an annual night of debauchery and hilarity. Now that they're entering adulthood, the tradition is coming to an end, and to make it as memorable as possible, they set out to find the Nutcracka Ball – the Holy Grail of Christmas parties.

The new movie is set to hit theaters on November 25th.

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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 26th, 2015 at 7:16:38 AM

"WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE!"
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 26th, 2015 at 7:17:23 AM

Mega mondo great news, dude! You rock, Alex!
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 2:02:44 AM

IT'S ALIVE !!!
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 2:08:35 AM

well,religious Christians aren't going to like this trailer.
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 2:21:09 AM

Looks like yet another terrible Rogaine movie.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:39:55 AM

God bless you Alex. You f*cking saint you!
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:44:30 AM

Mink you've gotta be running out of qoutes..
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:45:12 AM

Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:48:24 AM

And yeah...

I'm gonna watch this and I appologize in advance.
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:06:11 AM

You know what I hate? Replacing the f*cking mainboard on your Lenovo tablet only to realize all your apps and books are on the old mainboard's ROM. ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHH.

Oh, and you can post that image on your Facebook site, Alex. Go Trump!
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:27:32 AM

-site
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:58:37 AM

Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:59:07 AM

BadChadB33 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 7:56:55 AM

HALLELUJAH ALEX!!!
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 7:58:38 AM

AND COMPLETE WITH 3 DAY OLD NEWS, WOULDN'T EXPECT ANY LESS FROM YOU, ALEX!!
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 7:59:35 AM

O AND f*ck YOU SETH ROGEN!!
Darrin Bourgeois writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 8:12:52 AM

Yo, Alex, me and you are the same. We're the same, me and you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgZhoCt0ouw

(talking about the angry white male thing)
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 8:18:14 AM

Seth Rogen gets on my nerves with his same bullsh*t antics!
jafinbham writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 8:35:08 AM

Seth Rogen has helped me understand why they used to put jews in the oven.
Bandolero998 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 10:52:38 AM

He's Canadian.not sure if he's a Jew in real life
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 12:10:24 PM

I think I liked this place better without the updates.
Bandolero998 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 1:03:56 PM

The night before looks like bloody diarrhea
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:19:36 PM

Here's a funny question:

would Bando try to f*ck Ronda Rousey even if Bando was in his prime?

Dark17 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:33:42 PM

will be making a worstpreviews group on facebook, would love to make the top posters here admins.

tired of relying on alex.

lmk whose in
alleyg21 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:36:18 PM

HE'S BACKKKKKK...

Jokes are pretty solid for today's standards. Interesting cast as well. I'll probably give it a go! HOLLA HOLLAAAAA
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:47:31 PM

Hey Alley, is the Hannibal's ratings going up so far???
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:53:59 PM

Mission Impossible 5 - 7/10

the first 75 min or so were fantastic,great action,direction and camera work.

the last 40 min were pretty boring though,lots of mumbo jumbo talk about spy crap with little action.

all together a solid movie,could have been great with a more thrilling last act.
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 3:54:37 PM

and I just know pornfly will 'tanman' my review.
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:10:52 PM

So now we know you live in Israel, not Jordan. MI5 isn't available on the Internet, nor is it available in Spain, Greece, or Jordan. So unless you drove a few hundred miles to see some f*cking movie, you live in Israel.

Really, why do you lie, Rambo? To f*ck with people? Must be because no one here really gives a f*ck.
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:12:46 PM

Yep. Israel is one of the few nations where MI5 is playing today. Opens in the US tomorrow.
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:14:43 PM

I'm in Estonia at the moment.

but glad to hear I make your life interesting :-)
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:17:35 PM

Do you like Jesus-Christ Rambo? Do you recognise his existence?

More importantly, what exactly does it mean to you personally?

For the record, I'm not playing games, so if you care to answer honestly.
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:21:19 PM

"I'm in Estonia at the moment.

but glad to hear I make your life interesting :-)
"

Is that right? Last time you said you were in Thailand and in the f*cking Baltic region???

I clearly remember you claimed to be from the Netherlands living in f*cking Thailand and now this?

You f*cking smeerlap!

You lying bitch!
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:23:56 PM

it's called 'airplanes' and sometime people use them for a vacation or business trips.

but that's not what really makes you angry,is it pap ? it's your own personal life.
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:40:35 PM

You're officially in my book a f*cking Idiot, you stupid lying motherf*cker!

According to your multiple posts, I do know you don't like Jews and Christians which makes you a blatant lying f*cking Arab, you f*cking c*nt!

And I'm still very calm despite your f*cking lies!

Stop playing with your stupid ISIS games and just f*ck off already!
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:41:59 PM

@pap

kyroot.com
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:48:02 PM

Damn,I'm on Pap's book.

I won't be able to go sleep tonight.
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:49:54 PM

Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:50:52 PM

Deaf


I'm A VERY proud Christian and not even Satan in person will even try to fool me! f*ck him and all the other ones who will try to do so!

I believe in My Lord and science is millions of years to prove me other wise.

Let alone the f*cking muzzies from the so-called Caliphate!!!

f*cking snack-bars!
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:53:30 PM

You still step siding my comments Crambo!


Go f*ck your fat greasy MacWhales ladies, why don't ya?
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:54:35 PM

@pap

Your response makes no sense.

Read all 500 points and then respond.
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:55:12 PM

And Deaf!

Comparing God with Hitler?!


REALLY??? WTF is wrong with you??
Bandolero998 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 4:56:43 PM

Rousey needs tits but yea ill hit
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:04:25 PM

I don't have to read 500 odd things about religion and science!

Leave that to the Vatican Library.

Science can not prove anything about God and faith and vice versa. That's an eternal debate but what I do know is MY FAITH! You either have it, acquire upon the years or you simply don't and I don't car if you don't. I'm certainly not trying to convince anyone on here or in real life; it's their problem not mine!

Live according to your own belief and actions and then it will be about your own book of life of good and bad actions. It's up to you really.
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:05:15 PM

Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:09:44 PM

Bando

Rousey is Largely overrated! I insist with the adjective "largely!".

She's f*cking more than chubby! More like Crambo XXL size!
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:11:04 PM

5) The Evil Nature of God

Christians have consistently ignored the Old Testament portrayal of God’s murderous behavior. Often they claim that the New Testament overrides and replaces the Old Testament, based on the idea that Jesus supplied mankind with a new covenant. But what cannot be denied is that Jesus himself was a student of the Old Testament, firmly believed in it, and warned that it was not to be ignored or discarded.

Therefore, Christians must concede that God performed the evil deeds that are doc*mented in the Bible. Otherwise Jesus would have corrected the scriptures and explained that God the Father (or he himself?) did not commit those atrocities. To repeat, according to Christians, Jesus was God, and he was physically on the earth teaching from the Old Testament. If the scriptures were wrong in their portrayal of God, Jesus would have emphatically proclaimed this fact to his followers and whoever else would listen.

The following is taken from http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2010/04/drunk-with-blood-gods-killings-in-bible.html, listing 158 killing events for which God was either directly or indirectly responsible. The complete list is shown below for effect, but one in particular deserves a focused look, I Samuel 15:3:

“Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.”

There is no evidence that Jesus denounced this scripture, and apparently it was in keeping with his concept of God the Father. Any person who worships a god who gave this order is an accomplice after the fact.

Killing Event Reference Number killed per Bible EstimatedNumber killed
1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 20,000,000
2 Abraham’s war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 2,000
4 Lot’s wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 While they were sore, Dinah’s brethren slew all the males Gen 34:1-31,Judith 9:2-3 2 1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 A seven year worldwide famine Gen 41:25-54 70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of Egypt Ex 7:15-27 ,Wis 11:7-8 10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail Ex 9:25 300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
13 Amalekites Ex 17:13 1,000
14 Who is on the Lord’s side?: Forcing friends and family to kill each other Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
15 Aaron’s golden calf Ex 32:35 1,000
16 God burns Aaron’s sons to death for offering “strange fire” Lev 10:1-3 2 2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
18 When the people complained, God burned them to death Num 11:1 100
19 While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them will a very great plague Num 11:33 10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest report Num 14:35-45 10 110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death Num 15:32-35 1 1
22 Korah, his companions, and their families are buried alive Num 16:27 3 9
23 God burns 250 people to death for burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about God’s killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies Num 21:1-2 3,000
26 God sent serpents to bite people for complaining about the lack of food and water Num 21:6 100
27 Phineas’s double murder: A killing to end God’s killing Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved all the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 500,000
30 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon’s heart so all his people can be killed Dt 2:33-34 1 5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children in 60 cities Dt 3:6 1 60,000
33 The Jericho massacre Jos 6:21 1,000
34 Achan and his family Jos 7:10-26 1 5
35 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There was not any left to breathe Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing Jos 11:20-21 5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre Jg 1:8 1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
47 Shamgar killed 60 Philistines with an ox goad Jg 3:31 600 600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man’s skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
50 Gideon’s story: The Lord set every man’s sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God’s evil spirit Jg 9:23-27 1,001 2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre Jg 11:32-33 20,000
53 Jephthah’s daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
54 42,000 die for failing the “shibboleth” test Jg 12:4-7 42,000 42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
58 A holy civil war (it had something to do with rotting concubine body part messages) Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and 200 stolen virgins Jg 21:10-14 4,000
60 God killed Eli’s sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 4:11 34,002 34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord 1 Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 1,000
64 Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message) 1 Sam 11:6-13 1,000
65 Jonathan’s first slaughter 1 Sam 14:12-14 20 20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each other 1 Sam 14:20 1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath 1 Sam 17:51,2 Sam 21:19 1 1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine foreskins 1 Sam 18:27 200 200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
73 David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines 1 Sam 27:8-11 60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 1,000
75 God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers (because Saul didn’t kill all the Amalekites) 1 Sam 31:2, 2 Chr 10:6 4 100
76 David kills the messenger 2 Sam 1:15 1 1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab and Baanah 2 Sam 4:12 2 2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2 Sam 6:6-7,1 Chr 13:9-10 1 1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8:2 667
81 And the Lord gave David victory wherever he went 2 Sam 8 – 10 65,850 66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom 2 Sam 8:13-14, 1 Kg 11:15-16, 1 Chr 18:12, Ps 60:1 15,000 25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of Ammon 2 Sam 11:1, 1 Chr 20:1 1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby 2 Sam 12:14-18 1 1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
86 David’s mighty men and their amazing killings 2 Sam 23, 1 Chr 11 1,403 3,400
87 God killed 70,000 because of David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do 2 Sam 24:15,1 Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per David’s deathbed wish) 1 Kg 2:29-46 2 2
89 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
90 Jeroboam’s son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
91 Jeroboam’s family 1 Kg 15:29 10
92 Baasha’s family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 20
93 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16:18-19 1 1
94 The drought of Elijah 1 Kg 17:1,Luke 4:25,James 5:17-18 3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest 1 Kg 18:22-40 450 450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king 1 Kg 20:42,22:35 1 1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong God 2 Kg 1:16-17,2 Chr 22:7-9 1 1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making fun of a prophet’s bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7:2-20 1 1
106 God’s seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
108 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
109 Ahab’s sons: 70 heads in two baskets 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
110 Ahab’s hometown family, friends, and priests 2 Kg 10:11 20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah’s family 2 Kg 10:12-13, 2 Chr 22:7-9 42 42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab’s family 2 Kg 10:17 20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all 2 Kg 10:18-25 1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah 2 Kg 11:17-20 2 2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn’t fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34,37:36 185,000 185,000
117 God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons 2 Kg 19:37,Tobit 1:21 1 1
118 Josiah killed all the priests of the high places 2 Kg 23:20 100
119 Just another holy war 1 Chr 5:18-22 50,000
120 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers 2 Chr 13:17-18 500,000 500,000
121 Jeroboam 2 Chr 13:20 1 1
122 God killed a million Ethiopians 2 Chr 14:9-14 1,000,000 1,000,000
123 Friendly fire: God forced “a great multitude” to kill each other 2 Chr 20:22-25 30,000
124 God made Jehoram’s bowels fall out 2 Chr 21:14-19 1 1
125 God killed Jehoram’s sons 2 Chr 22:1 3
126 Ahaziah of Judah 2 Chr 22:7-8 1 1
127 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah 2 Chr 24:20-25 1 10,000
128 God destroyed Amaziah 2 Chr 25:15-27 1 1,000
129 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria 2 Chr 28:1-5 1 10,000
130 God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him 2 Chr 28:6 120,000 120,000
131 The fall of Jerusalem 2 Chr 36:16-17 10,000
132 The Purim killings: God hath done these things Esther 2 – 9,10:4 75,813 75,813
133 God and Satan kill Job’s children and slaves Job 1:18-19 10 60
134 Hananiah Jer 28:15-16 1 1
135 Ezekiel’s wife Ezek 24:15-18 1 1
136 Oh! Susanna Dan 13:6-62 2 2
137 Judith is blessed above all women (for cutting off a sleeping man’s head) Judith 13:6-10 1 1
138 The Judith massacre: hang ye up this head upon our walls Judith 15:1-6 1,000
139 Mathathias’s double murder 1 Mac 2:24-25 2 2
140 Mathathias and his friends slay the wicked sinners 1 Mac 2:44 100
141 God killed Andronicus, the sacrilegious wretch 2 Mac 4:38 1 1
142 A Jewish mob killed Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow 2 Mac 4:42 1 1
143 God helped Judas Machabeus destroy the wicked 1 Mac 3:1-26,2 Mac 8:5-6 800 4,900
144 Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias’s soldiers 1 Mac 3:44-4:24 3,000 3,000
145 The Hanukkah killings 1 Mac 4:34-5:7 5,000 17,000
146 The Machabees brothers slaughter the heathens 1 Mac 5:21-51 11,000 37,000
147 Nicanor’s army: The Almighty being their helper, they slew above nine thousand men 1 Mac 7:32-47, 2 Mac 8:24, 15:27 147,002 147,002
148 Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked out of Israel 1 Mac 9:46-49, 2 Mac 8:30-33, 10:61 1,000 1,200
149 Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and fireballs at the enemy 2 Mac 8:32-10:38 21,103 21,400
150 God killed Antiochus with an incurable bowel disease 2 Mac 9:5-28 1 1
151 Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two towers 2 Mac 10:16-17 40,000 40,100
152 Nicanor’s head: A manifest sign of the help of God 1 Mac 7:33-48, 2 Mac 15:1-35 35,000 35,000
153 Aliens at Cades 1 Mac 11:74 3,000 3,000
154 John burns to death 2000 in the tower of Azotus 1 Mac 16:10 2,000 2,000
155 God sent wasps to slowly destroy people Wisdom 11:7-8 1,000
156 Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:5-10 2 2
157 Herod Aggripa Acts 12:23 1 1
158 Jesus Rom 8:32, 1 Pet 1:1820 1 1
Totals 2,821,364 24,994,828


According to the Bible, God killed or authorized the killings of up to 25 million people. This is the God of which Jesus was an integral part. That is to say: Jesus himself was an accessory to these murders and massacres. Therefore, Christianity must own them and admit that their god is in fact a serial, genocidal, infanticidal, filicidal, and pestilential murderer.
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:13:41 PM

@Antichrist c*ntkowsky


Shut the f*ck up and get out of the f*cking closet already!

And stop mimicking my nick during my western time, you f*cking queer!


Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:25:45 PM

@DEAF!!!

DID YOU even read the bible to begin with???

That article is only questioning instead of giving answers which by definition can only be given by your priest or a theological professor! Just because it's on the f*cking internet, it doesn't mean it's true!

Read the bible 3 times like I did and THEN you can question what was that about. So typical to compare or to mix the Old and New Testament in order to give an idea but never a proper answer!
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:36:15 PM

"According to the Bible, God killed or authorized the killings of up to 25 million people. This is the God of which Jesus was an integral part. That is to say: Jesus himself was an accessory to these murders and massacres. Therefore, Christianity must own them and admit that their god is in fact a serial, genocidal, infanticidal, filicidal, and pestilential murderer."


What a bullsh*t statement!

Stalin, Hitler and Mao f*cking Zedong (amonf many others) killed hundreds of millions of people just in one century in pure evilness and you dare to compare that God and His Holy Son did the same in over 3000 years of mankind???

Read before you speak, will you please?
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:44:26 PM




Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:49:45 PM

Neither do I, you Nuppid Stinger!
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:55:15 PM

(40) Tiny Drama/ Huge Stage

At the time the Bible was created, most people viewed the earth as the center of the universe and that the sun, stars, planets, and moon revolved around its flat surface. Christianity is based on this world view, placing an emphasis on humans as the ultimate reason that the universe was created in the first place. Not only is Christianity earth-centered, but it was also limited to a few hundred square miles in its beginning and did not reach all areas of the earth until about 1500 years later. Further, it is limited in its overall time scope to something less than 10,000 years.

What we have since learned about the age and size of the universe has spectacularly dwarfed the Christian world view. Instead of 10,000 years old, the universe is 13,700,000,000 years old. Instead of the earth and a few objects orbiting around it, we have the earth, 4,500,000,000 years old, orbiting the sun, which is just one of over 100,000,000,000 stars in the Milky Way galaxy, which itself is only one of at least 200,000,000,000 galaxies in the observable universe.

The idea that all of this was created so that God could create and test human beings is absurd. If that was so, then:

– Why did God wait 9,200,000,000 years after creating the universe to construct the earth?

– Why did God wait 4,500,000,000 years after creating the earth to create human beings?

– Why did God wait 100,000 years after creating modern human beings before making any contact with them?

– Why did God allow 3,500 years to pass after the initial contact with humans was made before his word had spread world-wide?

These thoughts are best summed up by a quote from Richard Feynman:

“It doesn’t seem to me that this fantastically marvelous universe, this tremendous range of time and space and different kinds of animals, and all the different planets, and all these atoms with all their motions, and so on, all this complicated thing can merely be a stage so that God can watch human beings struggle for good and evil – which is the view that religion has. The stage is too big for the drama.”
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 5:55:25 PM

Alex won't be happy about this:


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-33726634

But Crambo will celebrate it!
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:04:09 PM

(53) Slavery

The Bible condones slavery. Some Christians today claim that the Bible actually refers to servants, who were presumably working voluntarily for wages. The following scriptures demonstrate otherwise:

Exodus 21:20

“If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.”

Leviticus 25:44-46:

“You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way.”

Ephesians 6:5-8:

“Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ; not by way of eye service, as men-pleasers, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart. With good will render service, as to the Lord, and not to men, knowing that whatever good thing each one does, this he will receive back from the Lord, whether slave or free.”

Either the persons who wrote these scriptures were not inspired by God, or God is not good and should not be worshipped. If the former is true, it still must be noted that God did not intervene to remove these verses from the Bible. A real god would have known that slavery is morally wrong and that it would eventually be outlawed through most of the world; for this reason, he would have prohibited slavery to be practiced by his chosen people.

The Bible’s indifference to and tacit support of slavery indicates that it is not the work of a supernatural being, but rather the work of men writing in accord with the customs of their time.

http://www.badnewsaboutchristianity.com/gaa_slavery.htm

This point is best summed up by a quote from Jefferson Davis, the president of the Confederacy during the American Civil War:

It [slavery] was established by decree of Almighty God…it is sanctioned in the Bible, in both Testaments, from Genesis to Revelation…it has existed in all ages, has been found among the people of the highest civilization, and in nations of the highest proficiency in the arts…Let the gentleman go to Revelation to learn the decree of God – let him go to the Bible…I said that slavery was sanctioned in the Bible, authorized, regulated, and recognized from Genesis to Revelation…Slavery existed then in the earliest ages, and among the chosen people of God; and in Revelation we are told that it shall exist till the end of time shall come. You find it in the Old and New Testaments – in the prophecies, psalms, and the epistles of Paul; you find it recognized, sanctioned everywhere.”

It is next to certain that if a real god intervened in human affairs, he would immediately prohibit the practice of slavery. The Christian god failed to do this and therefore is extremely likely to be mythical.
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:12:23 PM


That excerpt with its numbers are absolutely absurd.

I'm not going to explain to you the history of great leaders for the past 5000 years why great leaders/invaders/dictators conquered/invaded countless countries for their sole purpose to steal others people wealth just to increase their Empires etc.

The bible came in time to teach us the rights and wrongs about human actions. The rest is about their free will and their faith. God or evil, they'll be responsible for their actions during that life of course.
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:17:55 PM

You're gonna love this one mink:


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f7e_1438219336
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:19:08 PM

This one too:


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d7_1438034413
Papillon writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:19:53 PM

Ta!
ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:23:38 PM

Yeah, n*ggers rioting at a fast food joint.

What's so damned unusual about that?

Show me a video of them rioting at the library or the Mathematical Olympiad. That might surprise me, but only if there's no fried chicken or watermelon afoot.
Danger-Lips writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:25:31 PM

What makes you idiots think that anyone checking into a movie website gives a sh*t about what you're religious views are?

@Pap you're preaching to the choir. f*ck you.
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:46:49 PM

(61) Fictional Stories

Many people believe the Bible is the inerrant word of God, but, for that to be true, it must stand up to critical analysis as a factual history. Any deviation from this ideal would mean that any other portions of the Bible, even the otherwise believable stories, would be suspect for their veracity. Most Biblical stories cannot be proven true or false, but, as an example, the following ten can be considered false beyond a reasonable doubt:

Garden of Eden- current science has long surpassed this amateurish explanation of our origins
Noah Flood- there is no evidence of a worldwide flood
Census in the gospels- the Romans took great care in doc*menting their censuses- there was no census at the time of Jesus’ birth, and there never was a requirement for people to travel to their birth cities to be counted
Passover prisoner release- the Romans never released a prisoner at the Passover
He who is without sin- the story of Jesus and the woman caught in adultery was added to the scriptures almost 400 years after the fact, and was copied from a previous religious tradition
Hebrew enslavement in Egypt- absolutely no evidence from any source including Egyptian historical records
Camel archaeology- camels were discussed in the Old Testament before any camels existed there
Zombies after Jesus death- Matthew’s account of people rising from their graves, walking around the city, and conversing with people is false based on its intrinsic absurdity
Elisha calling down a curse of boys who were mocking him resulting in two bears emerging from the woods and mauling 42 children- false by reason of absurdity
The Tower of Babel- linguistic studies reveal this explanation for different languages to be farcical
Jonah and the whale – a fantastical story borrowed from ancient traditions and with no basis in reality.
Joshua 10:13 – the sun stood still for over a day- consistent with the then-assumed earth-centered universe, but now understood that this would have caused an epic catastrophe over the whole earth.
Cain acquiring a wife out of thin air in Genesis 4:17 when only Adam, Eve, and Cain were supposedly alive at the time
These are just some of many examples, but they are sufficient to show that the Bible contains a lot of fiction and the extent to which it pervades the book is unknown. It calls into question every story presented in the Bible as being potentially fictional or otherwise exaggerated.
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:49:14 PM

(64) Allowing the Holocaust

What person who had the means to end the slaughter of innocent Jewish men, women, and children during World War II would have decided not to do so? Nobody who can call themselves civil human beings. But Christians must accept the fact that God knew what was happening and had the power to end it, but decided to just let it happen. This is only one example of thousands of similar atrocities that have occurred over the course of human history. If God is who Christians profess him to be, it must be accepted that this god has no problem with intense and unbearable human suffering. The god of Christianity is less compassionate than the average human.
Danger-Lips writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 6:52:02 PM

f*ck you too Deft
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 8:20:29 PM

(92) Christian morality

Many Christians claim that religion and specifically their brand of religion is necessary for people to have a respectable set of morals, and that without religious faith, people have no moral guide and therefore behave in immoral ways.

This would be good evidence for Christianity if it were true, but It is not. One way to see this is to compare the United States, one of the most religious countries in the world, with Denmark, one of the least religious countries. When asked the question “Is religion important in your daily life?” 65% in the United States say “yes” while only 18% in Denmark say “yes.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Importance_of_religion_by_country

One way to see if Denmark’s lack of religion results in less moral behavior is to look at the crime rate. The rate of rape (per 1000 persons) is 4 times lower in Denmark than in the United States. The rate of violent crime is 7 times lower in Denmark. The murder rate is 5 times lower in Denmark. Another way to look at the crime rate is to see to what extent the citizens arm themselves. In the United States there are 89 guns per 100 residents versus 12 per 100 residents in Denmark.

http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Denmark/United-States/Crime

The following is a quote from Sam Harris:

If religion were the only durable foundation for morality you would suspect atheists to be really badly behaved. You would go to a group like the National Academy of Sciences. These are the most elite scientists, 93 percent of whom reject the idea of God. You would expect these guys to be raping and killing and stealing with abandon.

It should be obvious that belief in Christianity does not make people more moral than those who do not believe in gods. In fact, a case can be made for the opposite. The failure of Christianity to impart morality is evidence that it is not a product of a supernatural deity.
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 8:46:41 PM

Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 8:50:06 PM

Stop the religion talk for f*cks sakes
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 9:27:24 PM

(116) Thomas and the tyranny of faith

One of Jesus’s disciples, Thomas, was told that Jesus had risen from the dead but he said he could not believe it until he had material proof- seeing the nail marks in the hands (John 20:24-29). This story is undoubtedly fictional because it appears in none of the previous three gospels which were all written earlier. But its inclusion in the final gospel tells an incriminating story about Christianity.

The final verse (John 20:29) is as follows:

Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

This marked the beginning of Christianity marketing faith as the ultimate spiritual attribute. Not surprisingly, it occurred at a time that many people were questioning whether Jesus was a real messiah and whether he had risen from the dead. This is a period approximately 80 years after Jesus’s death and during a time that Christianity was struggling to gain a solid footing, still competing with many pagan religions.

By saying that the more faith you have the greater you will be exalted sends a message that the lack of evidence for Jesus is the best of all situations because it means that, consequently, your faith will be stronger. If provided evidence, the measure of faith would be lessened. So it solved two problems for Christianity- it made followers happy to be without evidence for Jesus and also discouraged them from trying to find any evidence.

Faith is only seen as a laudable attribute in matters of religion. In all other aspects of life, we are enjoined to gain facts and evidence before making a decision, such as getting a house inspected before buying it. The fact that Christianity pushes faith, belief without evidence, so strongly is a blatant admission that it has no firm foundation on which to stand. And in so doing, it is knowingly trapping followers inside a black hole of subservience to the church.

The following is a quote from James L. Sutter:

Religion doesn’t just cloud our minds. It asks us to deliberately deceive ourselves– to replace reason with its opposite, faith. And when men operate on faith, they can no longer be reasoned with, which makes them more dangerous than any sane man, good or evil.
Bandolero998 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 10:19:58 PM

I don't care where Rambos from.i just know he hates nucking figgers and loves white pushy
Bandolero998 writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 10:26:54 PM

Me thinks Rambo is an Israeli special forces guy and practices Krav Maga
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 30th, 2015 at 11:56:35 PM

f*ck Rambo ! dude is a f*cking liar and a c*nt.he's probably a pedophile terrorist who likes disney movies.
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 31st, 2015 at 12:27:29 AM

The Bible - 7/10

the last 75 pages or so were fantastic,great action,direction and camera work.

the first 40 pages were pretty boring though,lots of mumbo jumbo talk about creation crap with little action.

all together a solid book,could have been great with a more thrilling last act
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 31st, 2015 at 12:28:05 AM

Black Mass trailer 3:

https://youtu.be/4XD0Q8JW9qw
Bandolero998 writes:
on July 31st, 2015 at 1:00:53 AM

Disney movies and black c*ck
Rambo_redux writes:
on July 31st, 2015 at 1:02:53 AM

Sex with Tanman's mom

the first 75 min or so were fantastic,great action,direction and camera work.

the last 40 min were pretty boring though,lots of mumbo jumbo talk about spy crap with little action.

all together a solid session,could have been great with a more thrilling last act.

jafinbham writes:
on July 31st, 2015 at 5:34:21 AM

Wait a minute...am I to understand that Noah with Russell Crowe isn't historically accurate? What the sh*t Aronofsky?

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