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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 17th, 2015 at 12:45:41 AM
TWAAAAAATSOOOOON!!!!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 18th, 2015 at 10:34:41 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAN! AAAAAAAALLLLEXXXXXX!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 8:42:21 AM
Spiderfag news.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 8:47:28 AM
So a Spiderman cameo? Spiderman means a mask. So who the f*ck cares who they hire? Not like he's going to do much but utter a few lines and then go beat off to Mary Jane followed by a c*m-slinging crying jag.
Christ, Hollywood liberals are so f*cking pretentious.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 8:51:40 AM
Source : every f*cking movie site from yesterday.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:00:59 AM
...minus JewPreviews.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:01:43 AM
Or is that WorstJewviews? WorstPreJews? O
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:06:58 AM
worstjewviews has a nice ring to it.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:08:21 AM
So does hitting Alex upside his head with an aluminum bat.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:20:22 AM
I like how the studios are just hiring the cheapest capable director these days. They get this guy who did Cop Car, which means he knows at most how to handle a camera and maybe an editing room, and they say, hey we'll pay you fifty bucks, a bag of coke and a Thai hooker to direct our latest piece of sh*t comic book adaptation, because audiences are so f*cking stupid they'll pay anything to see what we have to offer regardless of who sits in the director's chair.
f*ck, it worked beautifully for Jurassic World.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:22:53 AM
here are some of the next comments to come :
Tanman - lol...he really looks sexy,I'll watch it.
Triggax - that white boy has a pretty mouth
Badchad - thrilling news,I think I'll go worship jesus or something
Bando - looks badass !!! oops,thought it was the hitman trailer thread.
Deaf - Last 'Hannibal' episode was orgasmic,I j*zzed all over myself.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:23:57 AM
wanted to post a bullitt comment also but forgot the name of his arch nemesis.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:28:35 AM
JB.
I was going to mention that he'll probably post some overly-melodramatic insane screaming sh*t, per usual.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:29:38 AM
Jason Barkley, the fat four-eyed Cleveland coon who used Facebook to rail against the comments here.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:30:41 AM
yes,I remember those long tedious threads of endless retarded comments.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:33:03 AM
Next week's news: A Rat's d*ck to Direct Fast and Furious 9: Die Brian Die.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:34:44 AM
"yes,I remember those long tedious threads of endless retarded comments."
Yeah, but it was pretty clear JB and Bullitt were the same person.
Good theater. For all of about two seconds, mostly because "Bullitt" had no personality.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:35:19 AM
tagline 'one last suck...'
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:36:05 AM
scyzophernicpreviews.com
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:48:27 AM
I think "WorstPreviews" just about totally covers this place's general and abundant awfulness.
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 10:32:25 AM
He's cute he should get raped by a black guy
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Papillon writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 10:35:23 AM
Like i give a sh*t about Spidey or JB!
And for the record, I was always myself: Bullit! No need for ANY other nick. That I leave to you Mink to use your countless accounts. At times, you were entertaining especially when you used the Fantom one.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 10:42:49 AM
Fantom? I never used or made an account by that name.
Anyway, how the f*ck does Terminator Genisys have an 8.1 on IMDb!? Paid f*cking shills? That's the same rating as Terminator 1!
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Papillon writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 10:54:35 AM
8.1?
No f*cking way! At best, it should be better than the 3rd one.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 11:30:47 AM
@mink
fanboys.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 11:36:44 AM
and the critic review are starting to pour in...quite negative from what I see on RT.
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 11:40:04 AM
Honest trailer t2
http://youtu.be/nxr2SV5znwI
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 11:43:51 AM
Robocop vs terminator
http://youtu.be/Jmqa99Ar1Hs
And still better than genisys
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 12:25:58 PM
30 min into 'Jurassic World' - Is it wrong I'm rooting for the dinosaurs ?
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PORN-FLY writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 1:02:44 PM
Maybe if BANDO puts down his Security baton down and stops watchin Black & Becky porn
somebody will throw him a movie to direct
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 2:04:34 PM
Security days are over I'm a limo driver in palm beach
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PORN-FLY writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 2:57:24 PM
sweet deal
any film school updates?
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 3:05:19 PM
Fla is only good if ur a top hip hop artist or if u wanna direct porn in bangbros
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 3:08:43 PM
Or if you're a spic artist like wisin y yandell
The last movie I recall in fla was Parker with statham and spring breakers but that was in west fla
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PORN-FLY writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 3:09:36 PM
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triggax writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 3:52:45 PM
Adorable. I'd f*ck his little white *sshole.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 4:11:41 PM
Rambo-
Stop reading my mind! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
But yeah, like I said before. They could hire Johnny f*cking depp to play spiderman. I'm not watching anymore. Spiderman is lame as f*ck now. It's been done. It's a has been in my eyes. Kid gets spider like powers. Uses them to fight bad guys. Yawn.
What's next?
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 4:15:28 PM
That's how little mink was dressed by his mum.then the black kids would jump him and pump him
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BadChadB33 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 7:45:49 PM
Love you guys!!!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 8:32:16 PM
Looks like McFarlane's latest is also a dud with critics.
Good.
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:16:17 PM
I rather watch Ted 2 than that godawful genisys
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:19:45 PM
TG is another one of those sh*tty films loser fanboys swore, SWORE, would be the bestest, just because.
Stupid useless f*cks.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:23:50 PM
Bad-
Have my babies!
Errbody-
Last movie you watched. GO!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:30:19 PM
Tanman's Prison Rape. 6/10.
Not enough blood and screaming.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:39:06 PM
Waiting on its sequel, Scream Tanman Scream, directed by Tom Six.
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Bandolero998 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:41:58 PM
Genisys is once again pg13 and with an 8/10 rating on imdb
Imma go watch blomkamps movies again.at least they're fun and brutal
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 9:49:31 PM
That 8.1 ain't gonna last. Probably cast and crew rating that sh*t so high. That and f*cking fanboy fags.
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Deaft0ne writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 10:06:27 PM
@Tan
I am currently watching Slow West with Fassbender and it's decent so far.
Only a 79 minute movie.
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BadChadB33 writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 10:59:10 PM
Tanny- ok let me knock up your girlfriend up before I have a sex change.
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Deaft0ne writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 11:04:58 PM
B-Chad be cray!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 24th, 2015 at 11:56:27 PM
Chappie: another really ugly Blomkaamp movie made in sh*thole, Africa.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 1:43:59 AM
Deaft-
Neato!
Mink-
Watch the 3rd movie.
Tanmans Anus destroyed.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 2:01:19 AM
I always knew you were a raging homosexual.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 3:49:40 AM
just announced 4th movie - 'Rambo destroys tanman's anus - 3D IMAX '
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Papillon writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 4:23:35 AM
Saw The Brink last night and it's pretty funny.
Also from HBO, Ballers with Dwayne Johnson; it's about American football with tits & ass in Miami. Fun.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 4:37:36 AM
^^For a Eurotrashian, you sure do watch a lot of American sh*t.
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Papillon writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 4:40:50 AM
Well, good morning to you too!
As long it's from HBO and it's less sh*t from any major american Network, I'm all for it.
IF I'm a Eurotrash, what makes you then?
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 4:41:59 AM
I'm an American *sshole white trash c*nt.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 4:43:51 AM
...not that what you are has any causal connection to what I am...
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Papillon writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 4:46:46 AM
That goes without saying of course.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:03:35 AM
Terminator Genisys 0 out 4 on RT for rotten.
bombs away.
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:03:42 AM
But of course, gent. Cheerio!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:05:27 AM
I hope TG bombs like a mofo, I hope that ends this new Terminator garbage, I hope the rights go back to Cammie who produces on a good new movie, and I hope Arnie stops making movies and retires somewhere quiet with his ugly beast-maid.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:22:51 AM
the following prediction makes sense :
http://pro.boxoffice.com/featured_stories/2015-05-long-range-forecast-terminator-genisys
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:32:11 AM
50 min into 'Jurassic world' - I'm really struggling with this movie. the f*ckers have spent millions of dollars into building this theme park and yet they couldn't think of something as simple as implanting self destruct chips on each of the dinos just in case ?
pfff...
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:38:43 AM
Jeez, if they did what you say, how would the dinosaurs run amok, killing everyone in their path?
Use your mind, dude!
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:56:47 AM
Bryce dallas howard looks very f*ckable though.
you'd love her mink. she's redheaded.
as a matter of fact,I would rather see the dinos gang banging her instead of this Disney sh*t.
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Deaft0ne writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 5:59:23 AM
Death Race For starring Ed Friend and Rupert Skrein
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:01:45 AM
No thank you!
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:05:34 AM
^what type of dinosaur is that ?
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:14:39 AM
Bloatasaurus Rex.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:24:48 AM
yeah,well,I'd tap that.
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Papillon writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:26:38 AM
Lol!
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ᴉʞsʍoʞuᴉɯ writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:33:26 AM
You're a sick f*ck.
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Rambo_redux writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 6:36:53 AM
lol...of course I am. it's worstpreviews.com after all.
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BadChadB33 writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 8:13:59 AM
I would titty f*ck the hell out of her then sh*t on those tits!!
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OneTime writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 7:46:40 PM
im tired of spiderman
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Compton writes:
on June 25th, 2015 at 10:32:20 PM
How's living in you mom's basement going mink? you are king douche
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