20th Century Fox just unveiled the Super Bowl TV spot for its upcoming "Kingsman: The Secret Service" film, which is based on a comic book by Mark Millar (Kick-Ass) and stars Colin Firth, Samuel L Jackson, Michael Caine and Taron Egerton. Check it out below.
The story follows a secret agent named Uncle Jack (Firth) as he trains his troubled nephew (Egerton) in the art of espionage. Jackson plays the villain and Caine as the head of the spy agency.
"Kingsman: The Secret Service" is directed by Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass, X-Men: First Class) and is set to hit theaters on February 13th.
Minkοwskiwrites: on February 1st, 2015 at 3:43:46 AM
Oh boy, a sh*t load more Super Bowl spots!
Minkοwskiwrites: on February 1st, 2015 at 3:48:32 AM
I smelling a total flop here. Just doesn't have the odor of win.
Betcha a hundred bucks this sh*t flops.
Minkοwskiwrites: on February 1st, 2015 at 3:55:16 AM
The only reason I'd ever even consider seeing this is for the Jack Bauer plug. Nothing else. Not even worth a download.
And like other Mark Millar films, even if I were to watch it once, I'd never watch it twice (Wanted, Kick Ass films, et cetera...).
Deaft0newrites: on February 1st, 2015 at 9:59:48 AM
Goddamn--what's with this Mink guy? I hated the old Mink because he was an admitted pedophile. But this guy won't stop. I mean, in a way, he's impressive, in that he never shuts up, and he's completely predictable. He hates every movie ever made and yet he spends several hours every day commenting on a movie post. That's clinically neurotic, I think. Moreover, this guy's masochistic. He just sits around and beats off at his computer all day and spews vitriol over every...single...f*cking...post.... Jesus Christ! He's also delusional in think that the visitors to this sit actually want to read a comment on every post! God, it's not that he's a bad writer, because he's not, or an idiot, because he has some fairly insightful comments every once in a while. But he's like a computer virus, replicating himself over and over until this site is completely ruined. Good job there, Minkowski. You represent the worst in all of humanity. You better reconsider your life before you die and get lost in some unhappy limbo for all eternity. But at least that will give you something to complain about.
StrayBulletwrites: on February 1st, 2015 at 12:34:39 PM
Deaft0ne nailed it. That was my thoughts on Mink as well.
I'm convinced Mink is a bot that automatically scans the site for new content and as soon as a new post pops up, it picks out key words and fills in tasteless and thoughtless quips around those key phrases.
I say "bot" because I there is no possible way someone spends that much time on this site, seething over trivial news, and the only person conversing back, is itself. Look at the post times, 5 minutes and 7 minutes apart, with no f*cking response from anyone else! Mink cannot be human. There is no person on this Earth that depraved.
Deaft0newrites: on February 1st, 2015 at 1:26:45 PM
Lol, actually it was Plasticman who originally posted that but me and other users have been re-posting it because it perfectly encapsulates this "Minkowski" creature.
Also, I, and many others do not think that "Minkowski" is the original user with this profile:
The main reason for this is because "minkowski" very rarely would post first on an article. Typically it was after several others posted and he was responding and engaging in discussion for quite a length of time.
"Minkowski", otoh, has some kind of ridiculous superpower ability to post firstees on every article whenever they are added and regardless of what time of day, or night that it is.
So this means one of 3 things:
"Minkowski" is either,
1: An inside man/woman that works for this website, such as Alex or Dustin Putman who generates the comments before hand in the source of the page to appear along with the article being posted.
2: Another long-time user, but also such a pathetic loser that they hilariously manage all of their spare time around this website's posts to not only do a bad impersonation of the original minkowski, but to also post with whatever their "genuine" account is as well.
For example: Attos is also "Minkowski"
3: Like you had said, that "Minkowski" is really just some bizarre, yet sophisticated algorithm/bot that is generating these negative comments.
Whoever was hired to design such a thing is beyond me but that would be the most colossal waste of time, of all time.