Warner Bros just unveiled a new trailer for its upcoming big-budget "Jupiter Ascending" sci-fi film, starring Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis. Check it out below.
Plot: Jupiter Jones (Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning toilets and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along - her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.
The new movie is directed by Andy and Lana Wachowski (The Matrix) and co-stars Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Douglas Booth, and James D'Arcy. It's set to hit theaters on February 6th, 2015.
So basically this yet another Wackoffski rip on the Jesus Christ meme last seen in The Matrix, but this time The One is that pothead chick from That 70s Show.
PORN-FLYwrites: on September 26th, 2014 at 3:17:49 AM
Kunis means 'sh*tty taste in men'
jafinbhamwrites: on September 26th, 2014 at 5:40:46 AM
I honestly thought this had already come and failed. The story looks like something a retarded transvestite might dream up.....oh yeah. This looks f*cking stupid. And a hero shall save them. And that hero shall be named....Taters.
Philwrites: on September 26th, 2014 at 12:37:48 PM