Sylvester Stallone Recalls His Terrible "Star Wars" Audition

Hey alex, this was from Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

Good for Stallone. Too bad the rest of us can't forget all the awful films he's made.

"the old 'split 1 article into 2' Alex post."

If you think splitting an article into more than one post is something, you should see what he can he can do with just one cat.


MEEEEOOOOWWWWRRRR!!!

-he can

Catbook. The place for cats and the fat gay men who rape them.

"Uhhh arrgh ugghhh aaaiugh oooh u ga ooh aarghh uuuh durrrrr."

Lucas: "No, Sylvester. The line is:

"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

... AND YET HE WAS AWESOME IN:

1. DEMOLITION MAN
2. ROCKY V
3. JUDGE DREDD
4. OSCAR
5. ZOOKEEPER (VOICE ACTOR)
6. F.I.S.T.
7. DAYLIGHT
8. THE SPECIALIST
9. BULLET TO THE HEAD
10. GET CARTER
11. ASSASSINS
12. SPY KIDS 3-D: GAME OVER
13. EYE SEE YOU
14. STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT
15. LOCK UP
16. DEATH RACE 2000 (CORMAN'S ORIGINAL FILM)
17. RHINESTONE ...


Oh yeah .... Star Wars was nothing without you in it, Stallone.

Would have loved to have seen Rambo vs. Commando. Not Grumpy old men the reboot.

Mink/chand has greying hair, jewish nose and is in late 40/50s, likes to travel, but not make a big deal about it! More is to come....

Stallone has a partially paralyzed mouth and yet he has accomplished so much an artistic actor. He took that pain and used it to make some pretty amazing stuff. Anyone who insults him is indeed horrible. Stallone is not Daniel Day Lewis, but that doesn't mean he hasn't done quality performances. Of course "Cop Land" is the one he would have most likely been considered for an Oscar, but the man is willing to push his limited range. I mean it ain't hard, but he was the best part of Spy Kids 3 with his three personalities always following him around. And his films actually have valid points. How many of you can't say Demolition Man has called so much on the technology front as well as several of the society issues (The unattentive, complete ignorance to violence in people and the "Hiding under a rock" philosophy way of life.) Stallone is an actor and whenever allowed to prove that he has, for the most part, succeeded.

He would have given the movies a badass wookie !

Always liked Stallone's honesty and sense of humour.

Also like the fact he's still making action movies at his age and doesn't give a f*ck what anyone else, particularly internet trolls (yeah I�m looking at you Mink and co) thinks about that, he's doing it because he enjoys it, he wants to and oh yeah because he can.

"To the end"

He's a legend! Simple as that! An action god! Nowadays we don't produce the action stars of the 80's and 90's, bar maybe a few exceptions.....Statham, and for purely a physical presence, The Rock! That's all we have, right?

@Fcukyuoll
Well said. The man has never let anyone define him but him and it's not like he delivers sh*t. He gives us classic action with men being ACTUAL men and not just a bunch of boys that look like they have no testosterone running through their bodies. LOL Hell I have more respect for Kellan Lutz for just being in EX3.

What's Arnold's equivalent to Cobra?

I say his best was The first Rambo and Cliffhanger

@stapes Red Dawn

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