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Watch 5 Minutes From "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" Crossover Episode

Posted: July 29th, 2014 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Watch 5 Minutes From "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" Crossover EpisodeSubmit Comment
Today we have a five-minute preview of "The Simpsons Guy," an episode of "The Simpsons" that will be about "Family Guy" characters visiting Springfield. Check out the video below.

Plot: Peter and the Griffins leave Rhode Island and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along: Stewie becomes obsessed with Bart and his old-fashioned pranks; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and is determined to find something – anything – at which she excels; Marge and Lois ditch housework for a little bonding; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town – Pawtucket vs Duff.

"The Simpsons Guy" is set to premiere on September 28th.

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Source: EW


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minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 6:32:38 AM

Man, this was really awesome when I saw it two days ago...
xtlhogciao writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 6:37:50 AM

It's an episode of "Family Guy"
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 7:12:52 AM

Perhaps they'll do a Simpsons episode wherein the family heads to Quahog.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 7:43:55 AM

You're trying really hard for attention, aren't you?
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:01:43 AM

I'm right there with you.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:03:01 AM

Not literally, of course.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:08:04 AM

Hehehehe, when tanman returns, I'm going to say to him "Welcome back, Mr. Sanderson. We missed you."

https://www.facebook.com/tanner.sanderson?fref=nf
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:15:18 AM

Google.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:23:14 AM

You can always make a bullsh*t Facebook account. That's what I do. I have a few. None are actually me, but I use them to get access to sh*t that requires FB.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:29:19 AM

I used a few to slam Alex on his FB. I've even dropped hints over the years as to my identity but no one picked up on them. Probably didn't care. Oh well.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:37:37 AM

Alex doesn't care about anything but $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

He has no soul.
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:14:24 AM

Yes he does^

A weiner goes in it every night

Oh, you said "soul"
I thought you said "hole" he doesnt have a hole

Im used to typos on this site
Sorry
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:15:50 AM

I hope this is an hour episode
5minutes is over half the show
Thanks to the ads
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:40:03 AM

Those tits are fake.
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:49:00 AM

Two chicks? You must mean the posters of the two chick characters from planes and toy story.
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:50:25 AM

Two chthe only way Tanny is getting laid is if he crawls up a chicken's ass and waits.
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:29:46 AM

"Too bad" f*ck need an edit button NOW!!!!!!
Words of Wisdom writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:53:58 AM

Each of us is rooted in a symbolic representation of positivity.
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 12:04:29 PM

Words- eat my *sshole and then give me some wisdom after doing so.
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 12:17:38 PM

Alex likes it when he puts the milk on his nuts and then let's DP and the cats lick it off. For us that's just sick for Alex that's lunch time on Tuesday.
Dark17 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 12:53:12 PM

Each of us is rooted in a symbolic representation of positivity

Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 2:11:14 PM

Seriously tho, it wasn't that hard for you guys to find me. I totally said my full name a couple months ago on here lol

Mink-
That one pic you posted was from my birthday back in may. And it's about time someone posted a pic where I look decent in it.

And my twitter sucks, I barely use it except to do #NowWatching tweets
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 2:28:26 PM

"trust me we're not" haha Classic.

Did you know the episode was entirely written by the makers of Family Guy? Simpsons only stepped in to tweak a couple lines
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:06:47 PM

Blimey!

What's with craze with Tanman lately?

I bet he get to f*ck more slutty tarts than all of you f*ckers!

But carry on fellas!
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:07:51 PM

*with the craze*
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:09:15 PM

If I were you Tanman, I'd say: Bring it on wankers!


TANMAN FOR f*ckING PRESIDENT!
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:11:36 PM

Although Tanman should be happy for the World Cup as England really sucked!

In all honesty, The bloody Kr..., sorry, Germany deserved it.

Cheers,
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:21:58 PM

At this stage, I really don't care anymore as I'm ONLY rooting for Lewis Hamilton! God bless him and may he win the WDC this year!

PS: You know Crambo; rooting for someone and not routing for a f*cking airplane unless it's for the classic film!

Lol!
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:33:08 PM

Thanks pap

And even I was surprised England did so sh*tty.
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:50:12 PM

It's BULLIT for you, you stupid moose Canadian!
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 3:51:20 PM

I'm aware. I'll call you what I want ugly, From now on you're TacoMuffin!
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 4:11:01 PM

Meh.
Papillon writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 4:13:27 PM

You shouldn't have said that because the only muffin I know it's from your bloody neighbour's mum!

You silly bugger!
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 6:33:50 PM

I don't watch The Simpsons anymore because it has the scripts written like its for kids 6 and under that still laugh at poop and booger jokes.

I don't watch The Family Guy because it's run it course like Ryan Dunn and I'm still awaiting news that Seth McFarlane has taken a shotgun and decided to give himself a home, DIY lobotomy with a shotgun shell.

But lousy shows meshed together.

Meh.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 6:34:01 PM

Die Hard quiz!
I got 19 outta 20.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/quiz/2013/jul/16/quiz-die-hard-test-your-knowledge
Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 7:01:24 PM

Joe Takagi is dead ?

BRUCE WILLIS, YOU f*ckING PRICK BASTARD!!!! YOU CAN COME UP WITH LAME OL' QUIP REAL QUICK, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO KILLING VILLAINS IN YOUR MOVIES, YOU SUCK!!!! NO WONDER SPUDS MCKENZIE WAS MORE POPULAR THAN YOU, YOU BARTLES AND JAMES SCHILLING, MOONLIGHT-HATING, RETURN OF BRUNO PEDDLING, HUDSON HAWK POLICE-STATING SACK OF sh*t!!!!!
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 7:03:16 PM

http://www.dailylocal.com/general-news/20140729/ryan-dunn-photo-mistakenly-used-in-new-zealand-paper
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 7:35:40 PM

Hi dudes!
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 7:45:12 PM

Hello stranger
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:01:19 PM

Welcome back, Mr. Sanderson. We missed you.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 8:21:59 PM

@Tan: got 20 out of 20. Woo hoo!
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:07:37 PM

I messed up on the "Which city was the airport in Die Hard 2 in" I said Dallas because I recall them referring to it as "Dallas tower" or something. My next guess would have been the correct one tho
Deaft0ne writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:08:34 PM

Dulles, not Dallas.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:09:48 PM

Yeah, there's no Dallas Airport in Washington D.C..
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:34:20 PM

What a maroon
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:37:30 PM

Well obviously there wouldn't be minky, the reason I got the question wrong was because I thought they said dallas. So obviously i'd assume Dallas not knowing the location of the airport lol
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:47:39 PM

Here's the question:



Die Hard 2 takes place in an airport close to which city?

Seattle
Warrington
Washington DC
Dallas


Well, we know the answer isn't A or B, and they said what CITY, not what AIRPORT, so it cannot be Dallas unless you think what you saw is representative of the LoneStar State. So if the answer ain't A, B or D, it has to be C.

What a maroon.
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:55:34 PM

When in doubt
Charlie out

PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 9:59:20 PM

"You know its not this one. You know its not this one. This one is a distractor. So which one is it?"

Quote from my Anti-Submarine Warfare Systems Operator instructor
Dark17 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:04:59 PM

mink your an abomination. GAY is not the WAY stop now. before you defy god and are damnated for eternity.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:05:45 PM

I wonder what Tanman would make on the LSAT...
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:06:44 PM

Sorry "Dark", but you should go log into another account and try something different because you're not entertaining or amusing anyone here.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:16:23 PM

Agree to disagree minkydoodle :)

Dark-
I'm with mink. Go do something else queerio
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:24:44 PM

How can you disagree with that???
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:25:26 PM

Update the news, jewsexual.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:39:42 PM

"Go do something else queerio"

Oh he will. That's all he does. He'll go log into another account. Guess he thinks his incessant and annoying multi-account trolling and idiotic posts adds "value" to WorstPreviews. Sure. And I'm the king of the f*cking Jews.
BadChadB33 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:45:50 PM

He'll update it after DP and the cats stop lapping the milk off of his little nutsack.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 10:51:20 PM

See what I mean?
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:01:11 PM

That's one ugly set of tits Bando ^

Also, I had planned the ultimate troll of WP but because of an error it never came to fruition. It would have sent this site into a fury haha

I'll explain.

Because you linked my Facebook I thought it'd be interesting to see if it's possible to see the profiles of which people last looked at MY profile.

My plan was to do this little trick that DOES show you the last people to view your profile and I was going to post all the names I had never heard of before. Which would obviously be you guys checking out my profile, then I was going to let you all judge whose who.

BUT, the problem was, little to my knowledge, that this trick only shows the last people to check out your profile whom you have as a friend, not strangers.

Bringing my plan to an end. Would have been funny though. Seeing everyone go all nuts cause they're names been let out. Maybe some day lol.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:16:51 PM

Good luck with that one, tanman.

And there is a way to see who viewed you...I won't tell you how, but you can do it...all I'll say is it will do you know good in my case since I used a bullsh*t Facebook account.
minkowski writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:18:47 PM

no.


Oh, and my name is Joshua Scott Long.

Tee hee.
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:36:11 PM

Dustin's Tabby is named Fellatio Bustamante
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:39:32 PM

where's MY Chef Deborah Benaim??
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 29th, 2014 at 11:43:08 PM

lol
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 12:08:52 AM

Mink-

Like I've said before I really dot care about identity, but I thought itd be funny seeing everyone go "oh f*ck, he said my name" haha

Come on, gimme some credit. It woulda been a shocker and a good troll.

Say it, I need this one, I'm desperate. Lmao
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 12:13:24 AM

Sure, Tanman, it would have been awesome. You would have bagged all the WP'ers on here. All five of them. Except me. lol.
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 12:33:49 AM

Bando-
Lmao just noticed the dradle in her ass

Mink-
Two names I could see being popular posters in the comment section would be Martin Davies and a guy named Tommy Gunn. Whom, I'd honestly suspect is your facebook that you claim you use that isn't you.

Just by the comments I've seen in old posts on WP's Facebook, those two names stick out as individuals who frequent the comments.
Dark17 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 12:34:05 AM

mink king of the gays. I am king of worstpreviews.
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:22:22 AM

Tommy Gunn is one of my FBs, tanman. The other isn't.


And I made a mistake. I said WP doesn't use vBulletin. It does. Well, the FORUM that can't be accessed uses vBulletin, but not this website....

sh*t it down, sh*t down forever!
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:23:44 AM

And no, I'm not actually Tommy Gunn, which is a Rocky V character.
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:34:24 AM

Had no clue Jason Patric was Jackie Gleason's grandson
Good thing he was only alive to see The Lost Boys
Otherwise with his photographic memory, The Great One would have had Speed 2 lodged in his brain
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:34:44 AM

...when he died.^
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:48:33 AM

Mink-
I knew it lol The person was speaking much similar to how you do. I'm a genius. Bow down before me.
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:51:55 AM

Why? So I can punch you in the nuts?
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 1:52:32 AM

...tee hee.
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When the Rabbi Finds Your Vibrator
My rabbi came to my daughter's baby naming, but I really wish he stayed out of my nightstand


By Sarah Tuttle-Singer




DISCLAIMER: Hi Dad. While I think it’s great that you read my posts on Kveller.com, this article is not for you. Kindly check back when I write about Shabbat dinner or how I’ve become allergic to falafel. Love, Your Nice Jewish Daughter.

OK. Ladies, I may have some bad news: While it’s usually OK to screw your brains out when you’re pregnant, using a vibrator may be a little more risky.

It’s like this: No matter how incredible and mind-blowing your partner may be in bed (or in the backseat of a car, or in the shower, or on a pool table,) orgasms from a vibrator are... well... more electrifying. Sorry B. It's nothing personal. Anything battery operated that pulsates like 1,000 times a second is bound to deliver the goods harder and faster. And this in turn can stimulate uterine contractions.

It was a sad, sad day when I developed uterine irritability during the second trimester of my first pregnancy, and my doctor had to put me on pelvic rest. It was like he had stapled a giant HAZMAT sign to my Lady Business. And so, along with the whole enforced celibacy thing, I was forced to pack up my neon purple iRabbit (and I thought giving up alcohol was hard!) for the sake of my unborn child.

But then, as soon as my doctor gave me the green light, my iRabbit made it’s triumphant return to my bedside nightstand drawer where it lived happily ever after... until the day of my daughter’s Simchat Bat.
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:22:56 AM

An Innocent Baby Naming

When our first child—a girl—was born on a sunny day in May, we decided we wanted our family to take part in this Rite of Passage. So, when M. was six weeks old, we invited close family and friends over for this special Jewish naming ceremony.

While our guests poured into our home, M. and I hung out in the bedroom, waiting to meet with our Rabbi to discuss a few things about the ceremony. Now, let me tell you, our Rabbi is awesome. I've known him since I was a little girl--he presided over all the services I went to with my family when I was growing up. He told the best Jewish scary stories at sleep-away camp. He officiated at my Bat Mitzvah. And my mom's funeral.

It seemed fitting that he be part of this rite of passage, as well.

a plusAlso? Despite my stint poll dancing at Cat Club in San Francisco when I was 23, (seriously, Dad? Please tell me you’re not reading this) and the six weeks I spent dating a guy in the Israeli Mafia when I was in high school, I’m basically a Nice Jewish Girl. I always did the extra credit assignments during Hebrew School. I never snuck out of my bunk at sleep away camp. I was even selected to receive a special college scholarship from the synagogue. And the Nice Jewish Girl in me was happy that my Rabbi would see that B. and I were bringing our daughter into the community in such a meaningful way.

(“Wait, what does this have to do with vibrators?” I hear you cry. Trust me. I will tell you.)

The Rabbi arrived, greeted us with many "Mazel Tovs," and we got down to business. He asked if M. was named for anyone, as is Ashkenazi Jewish custom. She is: In fact, the poor kid has not one, not two, but three names to honor the souls of my mom, my Aunt Judy, and my Grampa Fred, and B's Saba Moshe and Savta Yeuhdit. Yes, the birth certificate lady at Kaiser wanted to cut me.
And Now We Get to the Juicy Part

Given the long list of family members we chose to honor when naming our baby, the Rabbi stood up and said he needed a pen and paper to write it all down. And before I could stop him, he reached over to open the bedside drawer.

I do not have a pen in my bedside drawer. Nor do I have paper.

Instead, I have a bottle of K-Y Jelly, enough Trojans to take over Troy, and my neon purple iRabbit vibrator.

As cliché as it sounds, it really was like the whole thing happened in slow motion. I tried to block him, but I was still a little unstable with the baby in my arms. And so, I had to make a split-second decision: either I drop M. on the floor and keep my secrets safe in the bedside drawer, or sacrifice my dignity while keeping my baby girl safe and sound. Well, Shalom, Dignity. Via Con Dios, and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

To make matters worse, I'm pretty much a slam-bam-thank-you-iRabbit kind of gal, so I’m not always careful when I put my vibrator away. When the Rabbi grabbed the knob and pulled, the drawer stuck. At first, I thought I was saved. But then, with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm, the Rabbi yanked the drawer open, and in the process, somehow activated the iRabbit's on-switch. Whirring, buzzing, and gyrating, this vibrator, unlike so many smaller, more discrete models, leaves very little to the imagination. It comes complete with a fairly girthy shaft and a well-formed glans, but in my defense, it does appear to be circ*mcised.

The Rabbi slammed the drawer shut and we both pretended that we couldn't hear the rhythmic buzzing as we continued to discuss the upcoming ceremony.

“So, her first name is in honor your mother, may she be of blessed memory?” He shouted while the vibrator bumped in the drawer, and the entire bedside table shook, and he turned a festive shade of red as burgundy as the yarmulke he wore.

“Yes!” I yelled back.

And as the vibrator did a bump and grind against the drawer, my entire Jewish life flashed before my eyes—Sunday School story time in the synagogue sanctuary. Reciting the aleph bet at Hebrew School. Singing Hinei Ma Tov around the camp fire at sleep-away camp in Malibu. Reading from the Torah during my Bat Mitzvah. Singing in the choir during Hanukkah.

But still, even though I was mortified, I reveled in the complexity of the moment, because guess what? You can be a Nice Jewish Girl and a mother and still have a vibrator. Just ask my rabbi if you don’t believe me.
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:23:30 AM

That's it, motherf*cker, I'm going nucular on this biatch!
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:25:50 AM

Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:26:13 AM

Yeah, what mink said
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on July 30th, 2014 at 2:26:14 AM

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on July 30th, 2014 at 2:32:21 AM

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on July 30th, 2014 at 2:35:02 AM

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on July 30th, 2014 at 2:36:16 AM

minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:37:33 AM

minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:38:17 AM

Aaaahh. I feel much better.



Now update your damned news.
Dark17 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:43:13 AM

when mink ranger and trailer trash. got sh*tted on by me.
Dark17 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:44:49 AM

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=24114
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:50:12 AM

@Rambo: HIV finally got him, huh? What a f*cking shame...
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:54:09 AM

Somebody has really let themselves go

Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:57:35 AM

"They'll never believe you, not unless your story can be programmed, categorized, or easily referenced."
PORN-FLY writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 2:57:42 AM

Whores=women dont care^
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:06:01 AM

I don't like whores. I like women who like me and will put out because they like me, not because they put out for anyone.

So...if you're f*cking a bitch just because she'll f*ck anyone, both of you have no self-esteem.


So sayeth the Mink.
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:08:29 AM

And yeah, I'd quote Chris Carter too, but that guy is a stone-cold left-wing kook...
Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:13:11 AM

Whose "Both" lol I've been chilling watching The X-Files, don't include me in your slanders!
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:21:29 AM

*sigh*

The "both of you" was a hypothetical, Mr. Sanderson.
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on July 30th, 2014 at 3:26:36 AM



Tanman32123 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:29:14 AM

Don't 'sigh' me women. For I am the almighty Sanderson! Much like the almighty Dark but just.. You know.. Less queer.
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:35:04 AM

Pfffft. Please. Barney and Dodd were responsible for the housing bust that killed the economy. Clinton was responsible for 9-11. Obama was responsible losing Iraq.



Stop trolling, Dark/Rambo/Bando/Deaftone/....

f*cking low-IQ psychopath.

minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:37:13 AM

+for

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on July 30th, 2014 at 3:40:09 AM

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minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 3:44:41 AM

bandolero999 writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 4:05:54 AM

Stop being racist
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/2286105/
Cinemaisdead writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 4:33:30 AM

If only they done this 10 years ago, when people still gave a sh*t...
minkowski writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 7:07:51 AM

@"Bando":

Pffft, who cares if white people aren't the majority in 25+ years? By that time America will be well on its way to looking very much like Mexico, Cuba and all the other third-world sh*tholes south of the border. You know, every country....south of the border. And I'll be well on my way to the grave if not already dead.

Have fun, folks!



p.s. Irony: blacks and Latinos finally gain a majority voice in the United States of America, only to inherit a dead, rotting world.

It's like....why the f*ck did they bother coming from Africa and South America only to make the US into the sh*tty place they fled? Same goes for Europe, which will look more and more like the uber f*cked-up Middle-East, Africa and South-East Asia.

lol.
Patrick Bateman writes:
on July 30th, 2014 at 12:44:46 PM

hahaha f*cking worstpreviews its the tits
BJsforeveryone writes:
on August 1st, 2014 at 2:36:13 PM

Family Guy = unfunny
Simpsons... Nigga please !!!
BJsforeveryone writes:
on August 1st, 2014 at 2:37:41 PM

The Simpsons has not been funny for ages...
Let it die !!!

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