Universal Pictures just unveiled the full trailer for its upcoming "50 Shades of Grey" film, based on the popular trilogy of books. Check it out below.
"Fifty Shades of Grey" has become a global phenomenon as the book trilogy has been translated in over 50 languages worldwide since its release. To date, the "Fifty Shades" trilogy has sold over 70 million copies worldwide in e-book and print, making it one of the fastest-selling book series ever.
The new movie stars Jamie Dornan as the 27-year-old billionaire Christian Grey, and Dakota Johnson as college student Anastasia Steele. It's set to hit theaters on February 13th, 2015.
I had a girl suck my d*ck while I was driving one time. It's impossible. I lost all basic motor skills (double entendre implied), as I forgot to use my brakes and had a tough time steering. I had to pull over to finish.
Friends don't let friends get blowjobs by chicks behind the wheel.
Know what I used to do to my girl friends? I'd watch for when a semi was about to pass me and I'd ask the chick to grab a quarter or whatever from by my feet. Just as the truck passed, if hold her head and give the driver a thumbs up. I got a huge horn blast nearly EVERY time!.....and an angry GF.
I had an ex who was raped when she was 13. She told me and had apparently gotten over it. She was 24 when we were dating and I was 19. One particular session, she said, and I'll NEVER forget it, " pretend I'm a little girl who doesn't want it". It IMMEDIATELY deflated my boner and the relationship soon followed.
I don't even want to know which one of you weirdos got a hard on from this story.
minkowskiwrites: on July 24th, 2014 at 10:14:29 PM
As John said to Sarah when she asked how many cops were outside Cyberdyne:
All of them, I think.
minkowskiwrites: on July 24th, 2014 at 10:15:39 PM
I had a gf like that...said she was raped by a previous boyfriend, but was always asking me to physically force myself on her.