Today we have the first trailer for Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming supernatural thriller "Horns," which co-stars Juno Temple, Joe Anderson, Kelli Garner, Max Minghella and James Remar. Check it out below, in addition to the film's poster.
Plot: Radcliffe plays Ig Perrish, the lead suspect in the violent rape and killing of his girlfriend. Hung over from a night of hard drinking, Ig awakens one morning to find horns starting to grow from his head. Their power drives people to confess sins and give in to selfish impulses -- an effective tool in his quest to discover the circumstances of his girlfriend's death and for exacting revenge.
"Horns" is directed by Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes, Piranha 3D) and based on Joe Hill's book. It's set to hit theaters on October 31st.
The quality of an actor is often decided not by the performances he gives but by the projects he chooses. Radcliffe chooses to make sh*t, utter sh*t. And that's how I see him: as a selector of sh*t from the vending machine of cinema.
In Tanman's defense, I don't think he's watched any of those movies yet. They still have the cellophane on them.
Harry Potter all gritty and tough? Bullsh*t. He couldn't even close the deal on Hermione. He lost her to that soulless ginger. He can grow all the horns he wants. Pretty sure that if he tried talking sh*t to anyone he'd get a wand shoved up his dumb ass.
Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh?
Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your...
[Harry and Gib remove their masks]
Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it!
[realizes that it is Harry]
Simon: Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?
Gib: Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well doc*mented.
Gib: -Oh, yeah.
Gib: Oh, yeah!
Gib: OH, YEAH!
Simon: No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...
[Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]
Simon: [Whining and pleading] Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little d*ck, it's pathetic!
[Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees his pants]
Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!
Harry: [Disgusted] Get the f*ck out of here. Just go, just beat it.
Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me!
Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipsh*t.
[fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]