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DarthMauI writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 8:45:33 PM
I am a worthless faggot.
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 8:47:40 PM
Ugh. Disney thinks they can own movies the way Wal-Mart owns Made-in-China Nike knock-offs.
f*cking comic book crap.
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Biz Malarkey writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 8:59:42 PM
And nikes aren't made in China?
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:06:17 PM
Only some of them. Most are made in Indonesia, Taiwan, India, Thailand, Vietnam, Pakistan, Philippines, and Malaysia. You'd know that if you could use Google.
Regardless, MAPT, the point was to illustrate how Disney thinks they can mass-produce enough garbage to effectively monopolize the summer sent-pole season, and not to comment on Nike's industrial manufacturing backbone.
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Biz Malarkey writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:08:47 PM
I was picking up what you were putting down
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Cannon writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:09:16 PM
It just now hit me: they're gonna do a Marvel / Star Wars crossover. Sounds ludicrous, sure, but it won't matter how much fans will bitch.
From a financial standpoint, I can practically see all the studio execs sitting around their massive, Mickey Mouse head shaped table made solid of confiscated Nazi gold with big, crazed eyes and open, salivating mouths at the prospect of merging the two franchises into what will become nothing short of its own f*cking country of conglomerated commercial success.
Or, in other words: "POWWAAH!! UN-LIMMOTED POWWAAH!!"
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:14:57 PM
@Cannon: in this instance, I agree with you, and it sickens me that Disney thinks those with the most money should win, instead of those with the best films.
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Cannon writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:19:47 PM
Well, at the end of the day, all they're winning is more money. Good films elsewhere, around the country and around the world (and even elsewhere in Hollywood) are still getting made. Maybe it's more of a financial struggle to get them made, or marketed to the widest audiences, and maybe we have to wait a bit longer or search a bit more to see them, but they're out there.
So, let Disney have their business, I guess.
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:29:12 PM
They can have it, cannon, but I refuse to channel any of my money into their greed farm.
This is the company, after all, that deliberately throttled supply and demand of their movies to maximize profit.
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:30:18 PM
Well, they throttled supply to maximize demand.
An economist would have me for breakfast right now.
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mcm317 writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:43:35 PM
hopefully these people will die by the time 2028 comes so we dont have to deal with their crap
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:50:30 PM
Some new Days of Future Past videos
https://movies.yahoo.com/news/wolverine-punches-beast-kitty-pryde-explains-confusing-plot-163100937.html
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Stapes writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:53:35 PM
sh*t, by 2028 we'll all be making our own movies on our own youtube channels.
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 9:58:50 PM
@Stapes: you ain't wrong:
http://www.cgchannel.com/2014/01/blender-institute-to-oversee-full-length-animated-movie/
Basically The Blender Foundation is going to use Blender to make an open-source full-length 3D movie.
But this is merely a stepping stone to the future where programmable "engines" create world's populated by photo-realistic props and characters, where your camera is virtual and you're the director, gaffer, grip and DP.
And no, I do not mean Dustin Putman.
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PORN-FLY writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:00:21 PM
Spiderman and villain spinoffs
X-Men and spinoffs
Fantastic Four
Guardians Of The Galaxy and spinoffs
Avengers and spinoffs
Justice League and spinoffs
Dark Universe and spinoffs
Brace yourself for weekly comic book films
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:16:28 PM
^^Who the f*ck directed that? JJ Abrams?
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:17:40 PM
^^Not much a trailer, really; more of a character showcase.
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Deaft0ne writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:18:13 PM
I cannot f*cking WAIT for the GROOT trilogy!
I AM GROOT!!
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M.Bullitt writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:27:45 PM
I am awake and my c*ck is shining its been rubbed and rubbed all night while my ass was sodomized by my thumb.
Cheers
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:28:11 PM
NEWSFlASH! Dustin Putman rapes cats!
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:31:38 PM
@Rambo: f*ck that sh*t. And what's Sly going to do when The Expendables ends? Make more garbage like Escape Plan?
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:33:08 PM
Yes it makes me horny to think dusty is getting all the juicy cat p*ssy without sharing it with me!
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Adolf Hitler writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:35:05 PM
Shut the f*ck up, you damned dirty Jew!
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BadChadB33 writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:39:33 PM
Alex- that musta been painful to take your lips off of sucking the buttercream out of DPs *sshole to post that. But cheers nonetheless.
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boogiel writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:44:39 PM
Why only until 2028, heck...how bout 3028?
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:46:33 PM
It wasn't buttercream, ya f*ckin' c*nt, it was Crisco lard. That's why I call my boyfriend dusty lard ass. Hahahahahahahahaha!
God, I love me some hard d*ck!
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boogiel writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:58:28 PM
New expendables 3 teaser trailer: http://www.hitfix.com/news/sylvester-stallone-leads-macho-action-overload-in-new-expendables-trailer
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 10:59:16 PM
^^Rambo beat you already, good sir!
And can you imagine these two guys going at it?
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BadChadB33 writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:02:20 PM
Alex- lol
We do need a DP account now. Holy sh*t will that be fun.
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:06:12 PM
When I'm not tonguing feline sphincters, I enjoy long walks on the beach with my man-babe Patrick and shilling my book, The Fright File.
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:07:29 PM
Anyone seen any good p*ssy lately?
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:09:44 PM
@Rambo: Want to end world hunger? Feed Dustin and Patrick to the Ethiopians.
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:11:26 PM
I'm so horny right now. I think I'll smear my fist with cat sh*t and Frisky Feline, and then f*ck it.
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:13:42 PM
Get back in your cage, movieboy, I ain't done with you!
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:18:07 PM
As Galvatron would say, this is bad comedy.
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boogiel writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:18:29 PM
@mink
Dang. I thought I was first. Thanks for notifying. Hopefully that will catch Alex's attention. Kudos for rambo.
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:19:53 PM
I want the Avengers to go Doc Ock on my *sshole.
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:21:03 PM
@Rambo: and yet you didn't enjoy my WorstPreviews cartoon, you ass. lol.
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:24:10 PM
Just to let everyone know, me and the staff are rolling out a much improved website next month. There'll be more ads, Spiderman news and crashes, but no edit button. Sorry about that. But we're sure you'll enjoy hitting refresh till your fingers bleed and watching me thumb-thump my little wet nub over Spiderman updates.
See you soon!
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:26:59 PM
Well we know that's not the real Alex because the content is original and there's no spelling mistakes.
@Rambo: yeah, that's the one.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:35:54 PM
2014 on WP. The year of "Fake Accounts".
Anyways... Good for Marvel and the fans but sh*tty for everyone else. I'm getting a little sick of them to be honest. After all the avengers films and spinoffs of the originals are done so am I. I just don't find that many superhero movies interesting :P
Captain America 2 looks pretty kick ass tho. Didn't even watch the first one lol
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minkowski writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:39:32 PM
All accounts are "fake", Tanman, unless you look like a group shot of Scully and Mulder and are legally named "Tanman32123".
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Patrick fat writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:41:21 PM
Dustin,Where are you ?
I'm horny.
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:43:25 PM
I'm getting lubed up with baby oil and catnip atm!
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Patrick fat writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:45:23 PM
can alex watch ? it makes me soooo hard !
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:47:45 PM
watch? who the hell do you think is lubing me up right now?
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:48:15 PM
Ahhhhh. I love the smell of cat ass in the night! Meow!
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:49:18 PM
Why the f*ck are you two out of your restraints!
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Patrick fat writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:50:07 PM
oh yes big boy ! give it to me...tell me about that time we went to see 'sex in the city 2' together.
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:50:13 PM
That's it! Neither of you get your head rubbed tonight!
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:51:41 PM
Pat, when you said sex in the city, I thought you meant you'd f*ck me in a dumpster behind a park bench.
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Patrick fat writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:52:44 PM
@alex
you can edit my button any time you want...wink wink
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Patrick fat writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:53:44 PM
@DP
true - that's why you gave it a positive review ;-)
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Elmo writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:54:11 PM
Me elmo say you're all f*cking fags.
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:55:40 PM
Pat, I gave sex and the city a positive review because it reminded me of my HIV test results.
Btw, I hope you like slow painful deaths.
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Amanda writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:58:50 PM
I'm just waiting for mink to f*ck my brains out.
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:58:54 PM
I know I do! Just look at my website!
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alexgi writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:59:35 PM
Amanda, back of my man, bitch! Mink f*cks my ass, not yours! Bitch!
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Tanman32123 writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 11:59:59 PM
Pft you know what I mean Mink lol
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The Dustin Putman writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 12:00:14 AM
uh oh, I smell a cat fight. Me so horny.
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The_Architect writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 12:00:15 AM
Neo gave me aids
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The_Architect writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 12:00:45 AM
or was it the wachowski creature ?
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Stuntmanbob writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 12:57:03 AM
Yeah, so you think in 2025 when captain america 14 comes out and there shooting the avengers 7 age of seniorship nobody will grow tired of the same cliche plots and cheesy acting. These movies starting with iron man were mediocre at best
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DarthMaul writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 2:11:59 AM
Mink is a child molester
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Amanda writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 2:22:44 AM
^You're a child molester !
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Cannon writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 3:28:34 AM
Well, this thread just happened.
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M. Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 4:13:56 AM
LMAO!
That's the funniest thread in 2014 so far!
Mink, you're really good in creating all those accounts. Moreover, the comments are really funny.
Sincerely,
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@the bloody yappy dog:
"M. Bullitt writes:
on April 3rd, 2014 at 5:06:43 PM
All Right Wankers! It's Eleven Past Three PM My f*cking Western time And I'm off to bed! So, do you Get It?"
^How is this NOT saying it's 3:11PM?^"
God! You are so stupid it's incredible!
Wanking too much makes you really go blind.
It clearly shows 5:06:43 PM and yet you say it's 3:11 pm?! And where did you get that 3:11 pm?
Again, it's New York time thus you have to add 6 hours to make it my time which was 11:06:43 PM my time.
f*cking moron!
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Tanman32123 writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 4:56:26 AM
Man what happened to the good old days.. With the good accounts that weren't fake. We used to actually discuss films.
What happened to people like TrailerTrash, Kurskij and Johnnyb? f*ck these fake parody accounts. Bring back those guys lol
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M. Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 5:56:36 AM
^ ^ Bouhou.
Poor Tanman, somebody hand him a tissue.
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M.Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 6:09:47 AM
I love it when a group of men f*ck my dirty old ass in the morning.
Wankers
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M.Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 6:10:25 AM
@Tanman you worthless c*nt of a c*nts sunt .
f*ck off troll
Cheers
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M.Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 6:12:54 AM
@Fake M. Bullitt Time you listen to me you suck hole slut.
My life is a complicated mechanism a gullible twirp like you could not fathom the intensity of my intellect and comprehend how to imitate me.
Cheers Wanker
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M. Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 6:28:49 AM
^ ^ Va te faire enculer par un groupe de turque!!
Pauvre con!
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M.Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 7:17:15 AM
vous sale sperme sucer pédé
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M. Bullitt writes:
on April 4th, 2014 at 7:24:11 AM
It doesn't mean anything you f*cking mandrill!
Instead try this:
Va baiser ta pute de mère espèce de sous-merde!
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