Today we have the trailer for the upcoming "Bad Johnson" comedy, starring Cam Gigandet (Twilight), Jamie Chung (The Hangover II) and Nick Thune. Check it out below and watch the film in select theaters on May 2nd.
Plot: Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich (Gigandet) and he can't seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie (Chung), Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone.
The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form (Thune). Selfish, oversexed and irresponsible, his penis is now on the loose with no desire to return. Pitted against his alter ego, Rich must figure out how to reign in his penis, both literally and figuratively, in order to finally learn what separates the men from their boys.
wow...if my d*ck had a mind of its own and gave me attitude i'd just beat it till it coughed up apologies in the form of j*zz
minkowskiwrites: on March 15th, 2014 at 3:01:22 PM
Let me guess, the dude's anthropomorphized genitalia is named d*ck, right?
minkowskiwrites: on March 15th, 2014 at 3:13:33 PM
I love the hypocrisy here. Hollywood has spent decades churning out the image of the perpetually-adolescent man-child, in the name of eternal youth, and here they're preaching to the very same "men" the virtues of adulthood.
Liberals are such ggeniuses.
minkowskiwrites: on March 15th, 2014 at 3:13:43 PM