Marvel recently confirmed that Ben Kingsley will return as The Mandarin/Trevor Slattery in a new short film, called "All Hail the King," which will be released on February 25th on the Blu-ray release of "Thor: The Dark World."
Today, we have the first clip from the short, giving us a look at both the humorous and serious sides of it. It's only 72 seconds long, while the full short is actually 14 minutes. Watch the clip below.
"All Hail the King" is written and directed by "Iron Man 3" writer Drew Pearce. It co-stars Scoot McNairy (Argo) as a documentary filmmaker.
So this guy's entire beef with Escape Plan is, was the fact he thought the government, or the private mercenaries thereof, wouldn't hold a "passel" of prisoners on a big boat, and instead should have just murdered them instead, even though even the American government isn't known for murdering terrorists or prisoners-of-war, and even though they *are* well-known for black prisons and off-site detention centers, and even though they have billions of off-the-books funds to do what they hell they want. No, a Blackwater type of Quantanamo, but at sea, is his problem with the film. And Stallone's eyebrow.
Instead, the government should just murder these people, because of course no one is ever going to ask where did so-and-so Mr. Muhammed Rendition go, because that would prompt a reply of "we killed them" to the entire world.
Yeah, THAT'S practical.
Forget the slack pacing, the terrible characters, the horrid action, the laughable gunfights, the old-man with hair dye and Botox routine, or the wretched silliness of going to prison to escape from prison last seen done well during Prison Break, season one, no, this guy thinks a floating detention center, a retro-fitted tanker ship large enough to hold a small city, is just way too far-fetched and impractical an idea, even though converting the hold of such a ship into a prison is entirely feasible, especially when you have nearly unlimited funds and a desire to not have to explain where all those prisoners went, the ones you hastily murdered.
It's like the poster never saw Captain Phillips or something, like he never saw into how such a ship can happily harbor many men for long periods of time, and yet not one person on IMDb tries to set him right, but I guess if you have a pretentiously douchebag moniker and you're uttering an ass-load of useless and extraneous rhetoric on qualitative easing, people will blow you for free.
So what the hell am I doing wrong?
minkowskiwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:20:28 AM
minkowskiwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:21:54 AM
Ah, that's right, no preview.
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:26:27 AM
then they should include 'All Hail Katt Denning's Huge Rack and Fantastic Ass'
minkowskiwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:29:11 AM
Kat Dennings...nice body, ugly face.
She looks like Marilyn Manson's wild night with Mick Jagger.
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:36:50 AM
i never noticed her gapp-toothed Jewy face over all that top/bottom cleavage and $$
i said gapp-toothed Jewy face
doesnt TANMAN have a wet dream for you to ruin?!
minkowskiwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:41:00 AM
"doesnt TANMAN have a wet dream for you to ruin?!"
Nah. Not in the mood to bash Seth Rogen tonight.
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 12:53:14 AM
minkowskiwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 1:01:37 AM
lol, but not Canadian-gay enough. Poor some more emo on it.
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 1:20:48 AM
'Get Ready For The Weak-End'
*Loosely* Based On 'A'-True Story
minkowskiwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 1:50:07 AM
Tanman is a real "loose screw", so I get ya, pornfly.
(just effing with ya, Tanny...not like you don't enjoy hearing your name)
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 2:06:24 AM
..not like you don't enjoy hearing your name)
so, THAT'S why he reads outloud
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 2:24:29 AM
Why couldnt Chris Pine have been Paul Walker's chauffeur?
PORN-FLYwrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 2:28:45 AM
'That Awkward Moment' is Hollywoods idea of what men are like with eachother??
how much farther must this homo-pedulum swing before we go back to real leading men and real action heroes?
sedibuswrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 4:06:16 AM
I thought it was the full short-film.
sh*t, man! Too much Blade Runner and A Scanner Darkly movies
sedibuswrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 4:10:10 AM
You mother-f*ckers I didnīt have to read the whole goddamn article comments section to understand that this forum is chilling out seriously cool!
sedibuswrites: on January 16th, 2014 at 4:11:36 AM
if nobody gives a sh*t about my comments I will feel very grateful too, you know, fellas!