First Clip from Marvel's "All Hail the King" Short Film

A clip from a short based on a movie.

I think I'll just wait till the clip from the teaser from the trailer from the movie arrives instead.

I might actually give this a chance because it has Ben Kingsley, but my expectations will be low!

Ben must have had some contractual obligation

Nah, just Marvel's way of coercing people to buy that sh*tty and forgettable follow-up to the average-at-best first Thor film.

And some people think I'm a pretentious douchebag (shut up, Cress).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1211956/board/nest/224435934?ref_=tt_bd_1

So this guy's entire beef with Escape Plan is, was the fact he thought the government, or the private mercenaries thereof, wouldn't hold a "passel" of prisoners on a big boat, and instead should have just murdered them instead, even though even the American government isn't known for murdering terrorists or prisoners-of-war, and even though they *are* well-known for black prisons and off-site detention centers, and even though they have billions of off-the-books funds to do what they hell they want. No, a Blackwater type of Quantanamo, but at sea, is his problem with the film. And Stallone's eyebrow.

Instead, the government should just murder these people, because of course no one is ever going to ask where did so-and-so Mr. Muhammed Rendition go, because that would prompt a reply of "we killed them" to the entire world.

Yeah, THAT'S practical.

Forget the slack pacing, the terrible characters, the horrid action, the laughable gunfights, the old-man with hair dye and Botox routine, or the wretched silliness of going to prison to escape from prison last seen done well during Prison Break, season one, no, this guy thinks a floating detention center, a retro-fitted tanker ship large enough to hold a small city, is just way too far-fetched and impractical an idea, even though converting the hold of such a ship into a prison is entirely feasible, especially when you have nearly unlimited funds and a desire to not have to explain where all those prisoners went, the ones you hastily murdered.

It's like the poster never saw Captain Phillips or something, like he never saw into how such a ship can happily harbor many men for long periods of time, and yet not one person on IMDb tries to set him right, but I guess if you have a pretentiously douchebag moniker and you're uttering an ass-load of useless and extraneous rhetoric on qualitative easing, people will blow you for free.

So what the hell am I doing wrong?

-instead.

-into.

PIMF.

Ah, that's right, no preview.

then they should include 'All Hail Katt Denning's Huge Rack and Fantastic Ass'

Kat Dennings...nice body, ugly face.

She looks like Marilyn Manson's wild night with Mick Jagger.

i never noticed her gapp-toothed Jewy face over all that top/bottom cleavage and $$

aw crap
i said gapp-toothed Jewy face
DAG-NABBIT,MINK!
doesnt TANMAN have a wet dream for you to ruin?!
:D

"doesnt TANMAN have a wet dream for you to ruin?!"

Nah. Not in the mood to bash Seth Rogen tonight.

lol, but not Canadian-gay enough. Poor some more emo on it.

'Get Ready For The Weak-End'

*Loosely* Based On 'A'-True Story

Tanman is a real "loose screw", so I get ya, pornfly.

(just effing with ya, Tanny...not like you don't enjoy hearing your name)

..not like you don't enjoy hearing your name)

so, THAT'S why he reads outloud

Why couldnt Chris Pine have been Paul Walker's chauffeur?

'That Awkward Moment' is Hollywoods idea of what men are like with eachother??

how much farther must this homo-pedulum swing before we go back to real leading men and real action heroes?

I thought it was the full short-film.

sh*t, man! Too much Blade Runner and A Scanner Darkly movies

You mother-f*ckers I didnīt have to read the whole goddamn article comments section to understand that this forum is chilling out seriously cool!

if nobody gives a sh*t about my comments I will feel very grateful too, you know, fellas!