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Poster for Russell Crowe's "Noah," Trailer Coming Tomorrow

Posted: November 13th, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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The trailer for Darren Aronofsky's $130 million biblical epic "Noah" will be released online tomorrow (Thursday). But now, the studio has unveiled the official poster for the movie. Check it out below and come back tomorrow to see the trailer.

The story follows the biblical tale of a man (Russell Crowe) who is given the mission to build a giant vessel that can house two of every animal from the earth to save them from a giant flood that will wipe all life for a new beginning.

The new movie co-stars Jennifer Connely, Anthony Hopkins, Emma Watson, Ray Winstone and Logan Lerman, and is set to hit theaters on March 28th, 2014.

Poster: (click to enlarge)


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bandolero999 writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:11:03 PM

His back looks like a turtle shell
minkowski writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:29:04 PM

Even Noah has his back to the camera. Must be the new cool thing, which is now being run into the ground because people are too lazy and stupid to avoid cliches before they become cliches. I also never thought the poster would feature water, although I did think it would involve more than a bald guy and what looks like a deleted scene from Deep Impact.

Original. Clever. Box-office bomb. Thy name is Noah.
boogiel writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:30:26 PM

WTF? He try to throw a spear to a flood? Well, my money is on the flood.
sedibus writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:37:17 PM

Lazy bastards! Shame, f*cking Shame!

Where the f*ck are those Graphic Designers who were making this cool movie poster back in the days? Where the f*ck are they now?

Where are their children, their heirs, for f*cks sake!

I expected more from a film by Aronofsky, beginning with the Poster. Hope this is end up being a good movie, though.

By the way, Those Honest Trailer are just f*cking awesome, I hope they do more, there are just so few of them.
Cannon writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:45:10 PM


Jah-nare-rick

minkowski writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:47:52 PM

They should just sell this is as a Waterworld prequel and Crowe as Costner's father. Not like that would be a total stretch since they both played Robin Hood years apart AND Superman's father.

"Waterworld Begins".
sedibus writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:54:01 PM

Waterworld Rises
sedibus writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:54:16 PM

Maximus Begins
sedibus writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:55:12 PM

Those Honest Trailers really gives you a very specific insight into Hollywood Cinema.
minkowski writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 9:59:35 PM

Waterworld: Origins

A juicy, wet orgasm thousands of years in the making.

Or

This time God is really pissed!
minkowski writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 10:05:46 PM

You know, God must be really, really effing stupid. Like, okay, he's pissed at humanity, so why doesn't he kill off just the people? He makes the entire world pay for the mistakes of mankind? Didn't he make us? Shouldn't an omniscient being have a clue his creation is flawed? If he made the universe in less than week, shouldn't he be able to unmake man in a few minutes rather than take forty days and nights to do it? Shouldn't he have a more precise and surgical method for eliminating his mistake, something less blunt than a watery sledgehammer? Does this sh*t make sense to anyone? Like, what the f*ck did the animals do to deserve annihilation, and if God is so sure we're a bunch of failures, why does he give us a second chance to recreate our mistakes? How DUMB is God?

God sounds like a retarded, violent, insane child who gets pissed his science fair volcano doesn't work right (because it was made by a f*cking petulant idiot) so he burns down the entire school with everyone inside.
sedibus writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 10:12:03 PM

Because GOD was idealized by man himself, however, I heard an old saying once that said "God created the animal and Man created the beast".
minkowski writes:
on November 13th, 2013 at 10:17:39 PM

I heard another saying: man created god so he could commit evil in his name.
sedibus writes:
on November 14th, 2013 at 12:40:45 AM

That a good one, too.
i124q writes:
on November 14th, 2013 at 6:29:04 AM

Noah and his wife had three sons, Shem, Ham and Japheth. The rest of mankind was wiped off the face of the Earth by the great flood. Seems like the big G promoted incest!

(So will we be seeing Jennifer Connely gang banged?)
JonDrama writes:
on November 14th, 2013 at 9:33:16 AM

Looks very similar to the 2012 poster -_-

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