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"2 Guns" Wins Box Office Weekend, "The Smurfs 2" Bombs

Posted: August 4th, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
"2 Guns" Wins Box Office Weekend, "The Smurfs 2" BombsSubmit Comment
"2 Guns" comic book film, starring Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington, took first at the domestic box office with $27 million. Since it cost only $61 million, it has a great chance of becoming profitable, especially when international numbers start coming in. "2 Guns" has a 58% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.

"2 Guns" knocked "The Wolverine" from its top spot. It landed in second place with another $22 million for a new worldwide total of $254 million.

The other wide release of the weekend was "The Smurfs 2," which took third place and grossed $18.2 million over the weekend, compared to $35.6 million the first movie earned in July of 2011. Since "The Smurfs 2" cost $105 million to make, which means that the film will heavily rely on international box office not to lose money.

"The Smurfs" ended up grossing $563 million in total, but the sequel will likely not come close to that. What that means for "The Smurfs 3," which is already set for July 24th, 2015, has yet to be seen. "The Smurfs 2" has a 12% fresh rating.

On the specialty side, Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" erotic thriller was released in one theater in New York City, grossing only $15,200. The film, however, performed well on VOD. A wider theatrical release is unlikely. "The Canyons" has a 23% fresh rating.

Check out the rest of the box office results

Source: THR


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Tanman32123 writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 10:32:57 PM

Ugh.. The smurfs is SO stupid. I haven't watched the show OR any of the movies and I swear I never will. They just look so friggin' bad. The characters, the plots. Just looks like complete trash.

And that's coming from me lol..
cress writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 10:34:37 PM

SMURFNADO. Make it happen, SyFy.
bandolero999 writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 10:41:51 PM

thats wonderful news.no more stoopid smurf sequels.

2 guns looks recycled and predictable.
Deaft0ne writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 10:48:50 PM

LOHANADO, do it for Tanny!
Tanman32123 writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 11:06:52 PM

I'd watch that^ before I'd watch the Smurfs lmao
Biz Malarkey writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 11:11:09 PM

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!
Biz Malarkey writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 11:20:03 PM

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!


[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!







[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!


[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!


[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!


[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!


[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch!
Alex's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I reeeally mean it,
Dustin's cat dressing bitch,
he's a big fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Big, old, fat, f*ckin' bitch!
Dustin's mannnnnnn!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!



[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Mink:] Don't do it Biz!

[Biz:] Weeelllll-

[Cress] I'm warning you!

[Biz] Ok, ok!

[Dustin pussman] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my man a-

[Biz] Weeelllll,

Alex's a bitch!
he's a big fat bitch! 
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a stupid bitch!
If there ever was a bitch!
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

[Just Pititinman] Shut your f*cking mouth Biz!

[Biz]
On Monday he's a bitch,
On Tuesday he's a bitch, 
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
he's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!

(Come on you all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Dusty's bitch?,
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's a mean old bitch,
And he has stupid hair!
he's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
he's a stupid bitch! (Woo!)
Dustin's whores a bitch
And he's such a dirty bitch!(Hey!)

Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this... 

[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Dustin's lover?
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
he's
Gates writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 11:36:08 PM

@Biz ... WTF?

I didn't know "2 Guns" was a comic...
Gates writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 11:39:01 PM

@Biz

Just got the South Park reference, lol!
Deaft0ne writes:
on August 4th, 2013 at 11:51:55 PM

Biz is trying waaayyy too hard for attention and sure as sh*t ain't no Trey Parker or Matt Stone.
Rambo writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 1:02:56 AM

'Smurfs 2 is a bomb !'

gimme a break...I know at least 1 country in which the first smurfs became the biggest box office hit ever ! and I am not sh*tting you.kids around the world love the smurfs and they will make this movie profitable big time.smurfs 3 will be made for sure.
Rambo writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 1:10:42 AM

I think Biz is trying to get his account blocked
pornfly writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 1:25:15 AM

DEAF
about Crossing Lines,i think that was all the episodes they ordered for now
But that bank robbery ep. was the only one that had some decent action

Even the truck driver fight club ep. sucked ass
I was for sure they were gonna have that irish dude crack some skulls

Considering Fichner/Sutherland,the crack team of experts in their respective fields and foreign locales,it was a pretty lackluster series

f*ckin shame if you ask me

Maybe The Black List with the Olivia Wylde lookin chic will be somewhat better
But i doubt it
I can already see that there is too many cliché cliffhangers on the way
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 1:28:56 AM

Saw Europa, The Wolverine, 2 Guns and The Conjuring this weekend. Europa was a disappointment. Kinda boring and the twist (if you can call it that) was a let down. I guess jt was trying 2 be this generation's 2001 Space Oddity.

The Wolverine was an improvement over the first movie but it didn't make want to see it more than once.

The Conjuring was a good spooky movie. I haven't enjoyed a truely good scare in theaters in a long time.

2 Guns was predictable but entertaining.
YoungChris writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 2:32:39 AM

I just the Wolverine 6/10 .. The first Wolverine movie was way better ...
Tanman32123 writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 3:16:04 AM

Biz is so gay. I hope he gets aids.
Tanman32123 writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 3:21:26 AM

And biz if you're trying to get kicked you could have just said the N-Word a bunch of times. Why take your hatred of the site on my scrolling thumb? :(
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 5:27:06 AM

What the f*ck is going on here?!
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 5:31:30 AM

I see what Biz is doing. Trying to get Alex pissed and his posts deleted.

Alex is a deliberate d*ck. He'll delete what you don't want him to delete, and he won't delete what you want gone.

It's all a mind game with him.
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 5:39:05 AM

@Horror: Conjuring was damned creep as f*ck, and I watched it during the day with the lights on. I'm also not one to get creeped out, but Wan knows exactly what psychological buttons to push to elicit that innate creeped out feeling in all people, despite the fact there's absolutely NOTHING NEW in The Conjuring. Nothing.

And I did get annoyed with the people in the film running around doing stupid sh*t, like heading off down into the pitch black basement chasing eldritch noises and the stupid cop pursuing the dead nurse.

So basically a highly effective scary film with no originality and people doing really stupid sh*t every shot.
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 5:47:20 AM

Anyone else think Julie Benz is smoking hot?

http://www.befms.com/images/Julie-Benz-01.jpg
HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 5:53:27 AM

@Mink: This movie makes me want to see Insideus(sp?). That movie got great reviews and Patrick Wilson was in that one as well.

In fact, Patrick Wilson seems to be turning up in Wan's movies a fair amount.
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:00:29 AM

@Horro; can only speak for myself, but The Conjuring was a hell of a lot more effective psychologically than Insidious. Insidious just wasn't all that frightening and I don't mean that in the little girl way, but in the way Wan taps into a person's primitive and hardwired fear with The Conjuring, even if Insidious is somewhat more inventive than his latest film (even with the Darth Maul monster guy).

In The Conjuring, Wan takes certain cliches and reworks them till they're almost new, like the monster under the bed and the monster behind the door trope. We've all seen such gimmicks done to death, but the way Wan implements them in The Conjuring somehow reinvests them with life.

Like I said, I saw it for free, during the bright day, and the damned thing worked me over, which is rare because I don't get creeped out easily at all. Usually a scary movie either bores or humors me, unless it's one of those torture porn films, which I almost never watch.



Kudos to Wan. You've mastered the art of manipulating man's primal fears.
pornfly writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:23:54 AM

MINK
Benz is sick
I noticed her in No Ordinary Family(once again,no cable)
I still cant believe she was married to The Crypt Keeper
Even more unbelievable
I cant believe he couldnt make it work
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:27:16 AM

All I know is I would murder her vagina.
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:31:01 AM

What the hell is going on with Dexter? The final season, halfway in, and it's all zzzzzzzz.

I'll be so damned glad to see new Sherlock on the Bay.
ChaseEvolution writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:39:29 AM

Or maybe Alex doesn't like all the negativity you retards spew on literally every single post.

Me:"Oh look, there's some really great movie news!"

Retards of WP: "This movie looks like sh*t. *insert anti-gay comment* *insert something about one of you kicking an actors ass* *insert Minkowskis 9 thousand moronic comments*".

minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:46:32 AM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 7:02:13 AM

Should be some new news soon. I'll make sure to post an extra helping of negativity for my little buddy Chase. :D
Deaft0ne writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 7:20:17 AM

I have yet to see The Conjuring but I did like Insidious a lot. It was fairly creepy and also has about 10-12 really good shots in it too that border on iconic just for the framing alone.
Biz Malarkey writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 8:03:56 AM

Attention? No. I don't give a f*ck about the attention I would rather get blocked than have to take the time to delete my account if I can even do that hell there's no edit button so it wouldn't surprise me. And deaf I used to think you were cool then you went all bitch so f*ck you an that fat bitch you rode in on. And MINK is obviously the attention grabber around here has to dominate the threads and quick to jump on Wikipedia to "get his facts straight" and no one else has the balls to knock him down you all would rather just be friends because he's a little more clever. By the way how's that working our for you? So f*ck you and you and you and cress your cool. Keep the
Site that you all love to hate alive. And I'm moving onto bigger things like an ice cold forty and plate of some chicken wings goodbye
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 8:19:10 AM

I'm not really into the attention. I'm more into the ranting and venting and basically having a place to dump my mental turds. Seems like a great place.

@Biz: adios, drone c*nt #56536263.
minkowski writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 8:22:15 AM

"and no one else has the balls to knock him down"

Please, I welcome any and all attempts, as it would at least give me something to do. Not like I consider anyone here a (lol) a friend. What a pathetic thought, Bizzy baby.

Now I'm off to take a bath in my underwear.
cress writes:
on August 5th, 2013 at 6:15:16 PM

@Biz. lol
@Mink. Damn, she's really changed her look from her DEXTER days. She's got a milfy Megan Fox thing going on. Definitely hot.

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