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New Trailer for Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" Sexual Thriller Posted: July 11th, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
IFC Films has unveiled a new trailer for Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" sexual thriller, which is set to be released in theaters and on iTunes on August 2nd. Check out the trailer below. The story follows sex and crime among a group of twentysomethings in Los Angeles. Porn star James Deen is playing a manipulative trust-fund kid with dreams of making a movie. Lohan plays his girlfriend, addicted to a materialist lifestyle. The new movie is written by "American Psycho" author Bret Easton Ellis and directed by Paul Schrader (Auto Focus).
28 comment(s) Profanity:
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 7:12:13 AM
Really trying hard to revisit this website's days of milk and honey, aren't you, Alex?
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 7:19:35 AM
Lindsay Lohan is about as sexual and thrilling as a garbage disposal, and I rather f*ck the disposal.
Mudders writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 7:25:31 AM
o' f*ck of c*nt.....suppose that's what ya get for being a pornstar
from jenna to this piece of sh*t whore...well played
BadChadB33 writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 8:25:51 AM
I'd rather f*ck a woodchipper.
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 8:28:00 AM
I'd rather trim my d*ck hairs with a lawnmower.
pornfly writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 9:57:51 AM
Are we gonna have to watch another trailer when this dvd goes in the WalMart bin?
Are you also going to post this trailer again when this movie goes to NetFlix?
Is this trailer going to be regurgitated when this movie is dumped on VUDU?
Will this trailer be dragged out one more time for us to poop on when this movie is used for stock footage after Lindsay Lohan dies from HPV?
TheAmicko writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 9:57:58 AM
You would all f*ck het vag and ass it she was naked in front of you. Stop pretending otherwise ;-) You all would say "yes mam I will tap that"
pornfly writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 10:08:48 AM
Not DP,this must be his favorite movie because of James Deen
Just stick to watching his pornos and covering your ears going,"la la la..." when a womans vagina talks
TheAmicko writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 10:11:17 AM
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 10:17:49 AM
@Pornfly: you joke, you joke, but you're more right than you know.
from Dustin's Facebook, regarding The Canyons:
"One of my favorite trailers of the year. THIS is how you intrigue an audience without giving the entire film away."
pornfly writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 10:17:52 AM
Leah Remini leaves The Church of Scientology
Finally, her husbands puertorican penis got through all that brain washing
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 10:20:24 AM
He also says
"My reviews are sultry enough that they might cause herpes."
Ain't that the truth.
pornfly writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 10:33:20 AM
I figured it had to be,MINK
this site just will not let this movie go into that goodnight
j-man writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 11:07:16 AM
Those poor abandoned theatres at the start, damn you speilberg and lucas, DAMN YOU!!!!
HerrGeneral writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 11:42:37 AM
Cant take this movie seriously with a methhead and a pornstar in it..
triggax writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 12:32:47 PM
According to Putzmans retarded number system, Grown Ups 2 is on par with Pacific Rim.
Take your pick boys. Could go either way.
JB_ENFORCER writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 1:53:14 PM
Nobody is going to see this sh*t, Lindsay Lohan is Aids on legs. Die already you worthless c*m drenched c*nt.
JB_ENFORCER writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 1:58:40 PM
Sam Mendes Returns to Direct Bond 24
Sam Mendes is back for more Bond. The Oscar-winning director who helmed "Skyfall" to great acclaim and over $1 billion at the worldwide box office will direct the untitled 24th James Bond film, Sony and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer said Thursday. Daniel Craig will once again return as 007 while John Logan, who did similar duties on "Skyfall," will write the script. Sony and MGM are clearly sticking with what worked before -- and why not. The film is set for release in U.K. theaters on October 23, 2015 and in U.S. theaters on November 6, »
Tanman32123 writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 3:11:27 PM
I'd rather kiss every guy on this site, I'll touch every guys ass here! Hell I'll trim some ass if they need it! Yeah you heard me!
Quick which movie!
That's good news lol
BadChadB33 writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 3:26:33 PM
JB- great find!! "AIDS on legs!" lol
velocityknown writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 3:47:55 PM
I do think it's kind of interesting that they've completely changed whatever style they were trying to convey in that first trailer (where the image that goes with this article came from).
Just goes to show they have no idea what they're trying to do with this piece of crap.
kickit writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 4:34:50 PM
The only reason I read the comments is for when people rip on dustin and alex.
Serpico1988 writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 6:47:58 PM
Out of the Furnace trailer
bubbles17 writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 9:12:04 PM
@tanman....american pie 2????
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 9:24:05 PM
@Tanman: you sure you didn't get that quote from Dustin's Twitter page?
minkowski writes: on July 11th, 2013 at 9:27:03 PM
Pacific Rim, five out of ten from Dustin.
f*ck. But the fat homo thinks The Canyons looks good.
One has to wonder if Alex buys Dustin's reviews because he KNOWS they're the worst sh*t out there, which goes right in line with this website being WORSTpreviews.
TRUEMAN writes: on July 12th, 2013 at 9:51:43 AM
i dont get all the p*ssyness in here, you have been asking for lohan to do porn she close to do it and everyone is complaining, i just hope she didn't used body doubles for sex scenes i still find this bitch f*ckcable!