Relativity Media just unveiled the trailer for its upcoming "Free Birds" animated comedy, voiced by Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, Amy Poehler, Dan Fogler, George Takei, Keith David, and Dwight Howard. Check it out below.
Plot: Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the Thanksgiving menu for good.
The new movie is directed by Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who, Jonah Hex) and is set to hit theaters on November 1st.
Really though, turkeys who travel through time? It's like they came up with this film's plot while playing a game of Mad Libs, lol
minkowskiwrites: on June 19th, 2013 at 11:44:11 PM
Wow. What a stupid movie. Not only does it feature CGI anthropomorphic turkeys, it features time traveling, and not just to visit the past, but to somehow get people to eat some other animal instead of the thousand of easily consumed turkeys the Pilgrims had on hand.
The sequel will feature cows, the second sequel pigs, and then the third will involve the extermination of the human race because no one had a goddamned thing to eat. The turkeys and cows and two pigs named Napolean and Snowball inherit the earth, run a farm and start pissing each other off.
Finally, the monkeys get bigger brains and begin rapidly multiplying...
minkowskiwrites: on June 19th, 2013 at 11:44:46 PM