John Malkovich Saves Bleeding Man from Death

I guarantee Alex only heard about this because I kept bringing it up in the Threads lol I read about this the other day in the paper.

He was just "Being John Malkovich."

That's great and all, but this happens often with ordinary people and we never hear sh*t about it so why the hub bub just because it's a celebrity? Do we expect less from them, or is it only worth mentioning when some "famous" person does what any other decent human would do?

One day some apartments were on fire. People were standing around looking stupid (shocker!). I stopped, turned around, went back and started putting the fire out by myself. Did I get my name in the papers? No. No one even said thanks, nor did the idiot renters even look at me.

My point? Cool story, but just another day in real life.

Very true mink.

But you really can't take it out on him (Not that you are). It's not like he gives a sh*t if it was published or anything, So it's not like he's bragging. He even refused to do an interview afterwards.

Reasons why I love WP:

1. Smart trolls.
2. No showboating.
3. Always first to report news.

4. The annoying Russians who troll while calling other people trolls.

Or was that sarcasm? Hard to tell after your last Deadline dig at me, eh Kurskij?

"after your last Deadline dig at me"

Excusez-moi?..

@Tanman: not taking it on him, simply saying we, people, seem to pay far more attention to sh*t celebs do even if what they're doing is nothing special.

Like I said, a migrant worker applies a tourniquet to some guy in the subway, and the media shrugs. Charlie Sheen does it and it's front page on ABCNEWS.

Say what you want about me, but there's something wrong with a culture that obsesses over the everyday machinations of celebrity strangers. Not talking about you, either, talking about the media who couldn't give a damn about the bleeding guy or even Malkovitch. They just love a story that generates money.

Any way, I'll be quiet for now n the matter or else have to deal with the rising gorge of bile like I did in the DC-Cancer article.

@Kurskij: you compared me to Nikki Finke, the bitch who founded Deadline Hollywood and who terrorized everyone there.

http://www.thewrap.com/media/column-post/shocker-jay-penske-fires-nikki-finke-deadline-hollywood-94906

Ah, you as Finke, Trig as Ebert etc.? Yeah.

Can't see how's that a dig, but whatever.

Did someone say Nikki Fritz??
BOYOYOYING

mister son of a bitch

That's cool, good for him.

That's cool, Kurskij because I see you as more like this person:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSeKqOifhTk

@mink
Cause it's a celeb who did it.
This reminds me when Werner Herzog found Joaquin Phoenix turned over in a SUV in the canyons. Herzog went, helped out of the vehicle and phoned for medical assurance. Then he walked away after that, into the sunset.

That's flattering, mink.

@Zeroguy: while Ennie Morricone plays this right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w

o.

Just watches Con Air this morning before reading this. I wonder if there's some cosmic connection. Actually, no, I don't. Because there isn't. That would be stupid.

...unless the next bit of news involves Nick Cage jumping into a polar bear exhibit to save an Armenian cab driver.

All good points mink.

Maybe one day I'll make it into the news after doing something heroic lol maybe I'll even make it on the site! "Worstpreviews TanMan Saves Four Children from burning building" Then we'd have the trolls saying I should have died. Oh the glorious WP! Lol

Not likely to ever happen btw aha

How do we know that wasn't actually John Cusack saving that guy's life?

@tanman: if you save four kids from certain fiery death, you deserve a statue in your honor, because that's more willing self-sacrifice than a hundred typical American celebrities.

@cress - John Cusack doesn't save lives. He figures they're better off dead.

ZING!!

LOL Cannon

Tanman, I wish you were dead!!!

LOL ^ This guy!

And you never know mink, I'm that type of person who would risk his life to save others. I'm a regular Man of Stee :)l

He was proably just standing next to the actual guy who saved this man

I'd like to wish BLUMPKIN
a very long life

Lets hope those caretaker/psych-tech stories are just tall tales,eh? lol

His new movie "MEH" Malkovich Extremely Helpful!!!!

Thanks for the support porn! -_-

@cress John Cusack also usually doesn't really say anything either.

^^^Ha!