FilmDistrict has unveiled the official trailer for "Insidious 2" horror film, which is once again directed by James Wan (Saw) and and stars Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Barbara Hershey, Lin Shaye, Ty Simpkins, and Joceline Donahue. It's set to hit theaters on September 13th. Check out the trailer below.
Plot: The story follows the haunted Lambert family as they seek to uncover the mysterious childhood secret that has left them dangerously connected to the spirit world.
The original film hit theaters back in 2011 and went on to become the most profitable movie of that year. It cost just $1.5 million to make, but grossed a whopping $97 million worldwide.
The first half of Insidious was going very well but they started talking about dimensions and everything went to sh*t, I fall sleep and had no sex. So I'll be thinking twice before I see this. For the sake of my penis, that is.
Plot: The story follows the haunted Lambert family as they seek to uncover the mysterious childhood secret that has left them dangerously connected to the spirit world ... that he has repeatedly diddled and anally raped by the ghost of Ryan Dunn.
Ryan Dunn's ghost has possessed James Wan and caused him to direct a direct-to-DVD sequel of a more forgettable horror movie.
I once read that some Germans did a study in which they supposedly weighed the human spirit. Yeah, they said they calculated that at death, the human spirit weighs 1/3000th of an ounce. So I guess the people in the family here can take comfort in the fact that they significantly outweigh their ghostly adversaries (as long as these spectral opponents are ghosts of humans, that is). What do they call that in the fighting sports, a weight advantage, right? Personally, I only follow baseball and football.
Concerning Henry Cavill, I have only seen him in Immortals and that movie was so forgettable that the only thing I remember about it was Mickey Rourke was hilarious in it.
I suppose Cavill is a good choice for Superman, he was apparently up for the part for Superman Returns and lost it to Brandon Routh. He also lost the part of Batman to Bale and Green Lantern to Ryan Reynolds and Bond to Daniel Craig.
So he has been trying to play a comic character for a while and I hope he does well even though he only sort of resembles Clark Kent/Superman in the face.
Lol @ your post! Are you a weightologist or something? HAHA
Where the hell is a trailer for 300:Rise of an Empire? It comes out on August 2nd!
A weightologist? Maybe that's what they call it on those hip hop records, but I think what you meant to ask me is if I'm a dietitian or maybe some kind of nutritionist. Well NO on both counts, I just own and operate a pizzeria, a little mom and pop business, but we've been open for nearly 35 years now! So I'm proud of that, anyway.