The trailer for the upcoming "Machete" sequel, called "Machete Kill," is set to be released very soon. But now, a blurry portion of it has leaked online. Check out the video below and stay tuned for the official trailer.
In related news, Charlie Sheen apparently feels that his name is too white for "Machete Kills" and decided to change it back to his birth name, Carlos Estevez (pictured). This is the first time Sheen has done this in his professional career. For those who don't know, Charlie's father, Martin Sheen, was actually born Ramon Antonio Gerardo Estevez.
In "Machete Kills," Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.
The new movie is set to hit theaters on September 13th.
Yep, I watched it last night and it's definitely not the best film from Walter Hill; very poorly made, very basic screenplay and Sly is once again going over the top by being the unbeatable man in the room while Jason Momoa was surprisingly good, much better than that awful, unwatchable Conan. Verdict: 5/10!
Bullet to the Head is a POS. Basically all the quality of Get Carter with the pervasive, extreme violence of The Expendables. Walter Hill should be ashamed he's been reduced to making garbage for Stallone. To think this is the guy who made The Warriors.
Sacrificing to do a prostitution and gay sex job, is such a hard knocking life man. I mean only the bravest do that and afford to live through it.
And the bisexual people, they are the are the top of human dna chain.
I mean, arenīt we all by nature Bisexual? For f*cks Sake?
I mean, all the other people principally those that "Decide" to only f*ck with people of the opposite sex live in complete f*cking denial.
Right? Right? f*ck!
P.S. By the way. Bullet to the Head is based on a Comic-Book, oh sh*t, I remember those days when comicbooks were only aimed for kids. Damn, this is some transhumanistic, futuristic, way beyond any kind of imagination sort of stuff.
I think sedibus might be norwegian or some sh*t. Regarding the trailer, even seeing this through a mexican glory hole, which is band0l0ser's birthplace, this still looks like a fun movie. Introducing f*ck YOU
afterkwisswrites: on May 25th, 2013 at 11:18:15 AM