Dimension Films has unveiled a new trailer and poster for the upcoming "Scary Movie 5," starring Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Erica Ash, and Molly Shannon. Check everything out below.
In the film, snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra (Erica Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk.
"Scary Movie 5" co-stars Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Heather Locklear, Angie Stone, Kate Walsh, Angela "Big Ang" Raiola, Mike Tyson, Audrina Patridge, Kendra Wilkinson and Katt Williams. It's set to hit theaters on April 12th.
Deaft0newrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 11:21:21 AM
The Black Swan parody sketch that SNL did the last time Jim Carrey hosted is infinitely more funny than this terrible excuse for 'comedy'.
Tanman32123writes: on March 14th, 2013 at 11:21:32 AM
I'll watch, HIGHLY doubt that it will be anywhere near as good as the first 2... Hell I even really liked the 3rd! But the 4th was stupid :P
Deaft0newrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 11:27:06 AM
Lol Tanman you'd watch any movie even if it slapped yo mama!
Cinemaisdeadwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 11:33:04 AM
You know a films bad when even Charlie Sheen can't put effort in to the promotional shot for the poster.
JB? Who is JB? Isn't he that guy that used to wind people up on this website but then disappeared in to nothing when people stopped responding or reacting to any pointless thing he had to say?
Tanman32123writes: on March 14th, 2013 at 11:33:06 AM
Oh baby I'd watch the f*ck outta that movie! Lmao Nah, not ANY movie, But most movies I give a chance, Like come on.. I'm currently an Unemployed 20 year old, Beside f*cking Enforcers mother, What the hell else do I have to do? LOL
Tanman32123writes: on March 14th, 2013 at 11:37:55 AM
I hate all these stupid accounts just here for bashing, Like leave.. Honestly they never actually put any input on the movies..
minkowskiwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 4:11:59 PM
Can't be any worse than the first two f*cking movies.
warriors187writes: on March 14th, 2013 at 6:21:33 PM
He came out with good but in my opinion a lot more bad.
I hated POTC 2-3 and despised 4. Sweeny Todd was good. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Alice, Dark Shadows, Corpse Bride, ...ugh.
All these kids movies are annoying.
Off topic a little, but like Robert Rodriguez! Hes put out some good stuff in the last ten years to, but a lot more disappointments.
I guess what I meant to say is that before 2003, the only movies I didn't like of Johnny's were Astronauts Wife, From Hell, Man who cried, and Private Resort (obviously).
Now that list is a lot longer.
warriors187writes: on March 14th, 2013 at 6:22:22 PM
-wrong post, sorry. Its been a while since Ive logged on ha
Dreamcastwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 7:01:17 PM
Kicked in the balls.
Guys like lesbians.
Baby hit in the head.
Black people steal stuff.
Guy punched in the face.
Charlie Sheen. Lindsay Lohan. Honey Boo Boo.
And Mexican diarrhea.
These are the jokes, people.
Out of all the found-footage spoof movies this year, Scary Movie 5 is in a dead heat with Marlon Wayan's "A Haunted House" and Craig Moss's "30 Nights Of Paranormal Activity With The Devil Inside The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo." Even with that abysmal competition, Scary Movie 5 might be the worst because it had a sliver of potential.
BillyBunterwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 7:15:27 PM
How the F**k did they manage to make 5 of these? And who the hell is watching this sh*te?
minkowskiwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 8:02:24 PM
And the answer is....Tanman!
Nah, just f*cking with him. I watched them all too. Hated the first two. Too goddamned f*cking vulgar for my f*cking taste. The second two were more slapstick though, but probably far too tame for the Rangers of this world.
Tanman32123writes: on March 14th, 2013 at 8:17:42 PM
Lmaoo Mink!
BillyBunterwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 8:46:48 PM
Mink kudos to you for getting through these,you have a far better tolerence for movie watching than me.
minkowskiwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 9:07:54 PM
@Tanman: just messing with you, bro. You've always been a good sport.
@Billy: Thanks, and look: I sat through 'Men Who Stare At Goats' and Taylor Lautner's 'Abduction', plus I watched *all* of 'The Marine'. I think I can handle a Scary Movie or two.
BTW...saw Narc again today. What a HELL of a movie. f*ck that was powerful! Not that anyone cares, just wanted to make my feelings known.
minkowskiwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 9:10:13 PM
Uh oh, speaking of WWE, looks like Dave Bautista was cast for the role of Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Maybe all those people saying this movie will be sh*t are right after all...
minkowskiwrites: on March 14th, 2013 at 9:13:24 PM
Kevin Feige has some VERY interesting words on Iron Man 3 regarding Pepper Potts role. (hint: it's a love story too).
