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Judge Says Lindsay Lohan's New Lawyer is Incompetent

Posted: March 2nd, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Lindsay Lohan's lawyer recently decided to quit, stating that it's impossible to represent Lohan. So the actress had to go find another lawyer. The result turned out to be Mark Heller, a New York lawyer, who doesn't have a license to practice law in California. So Heller found a California lawyer to sponsor him, a shady woman who passed the bar exam in California, but never actually practiced law.

Heller has now appeared in front of Judge Jim Dabney, hoping to convince the judge to throw away Lohan's car accident case. He tried to blame everything on Lohan's previous lawyer, but the judge ignored all that since Heller's paperwork was incredibly screwed up and his sponsor didn't even both showing up.

Heller then argued that Lohan's case needs to be thrown out because police didn't advise her of her Miranda rights. The judge informed him that California doesn't require a reading of Miranda rights in such situations.

Heller then proceeded to push the trial date from March 18th to April 1st. The judge informed him that April 1st is a holiday in California. Heller replied that he wasn't aware that April Fool's Day was a holiday. The judge was then forced to explain that April 1st is Cesar Chavez Day - a California holiday which honors the late civil rights activist.

In the end, Judge Dabney declared that Heller was incompetent to practice law in California and said that Lohan either has to get another lawyer or proceed with Heller, understanding that he may not have the ability to properly defend her.

Source: TMZ


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Quidd writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 7:12:04 AM

Lolz
boogiel writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 7:59:44 AM

This is hillarious.Apparently, he is just as dumb as she is. If ever there was a perfect lawyer/client match up, this is it!
BadChadB33 writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 10:08:09 AM

What f*cking imbecile!!
pornfly writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 10:45:05 AM

I couldve swore Lohan fired her lawyer then asked her to come back but was rebuffed
Lohans mom said that she was good people
No sh*t, she let you guys pay her in Herbie posters
Ninjabear writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 12:22:25 PM

He is incompetent as Lohans Cootchless hole!
Chris_G writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 1:36:28 PM

"We should move the court date to April 1st, your honor."

"April 1st isn't acceptable, it's a holiday."

"Well your honor, I wasn't aware April Fool's Day was a holiday."

"It's not, April 1st is Cesar Chavez Day. You f*cking moron."
Deaft0ne writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 2:06:13 PM

THIS JUST IN: Lilo's lawyer to call Miranda as a witness.
minkowski writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 2:22:41 PM

Bother not both.


I find it somewhat ironic that a webmaster who can't run a site that's up even 50% of the time, and who obviously can't be bothered to utilize a spell-checker, wants to report on someone calling someone else "incompetent".




But the part about Chavez and April Fool's Day was far too 'My Cousin Vinny' to not be uproariously hilarious.
Detrimental writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 3:36:35 PM

Her biopic will be great.
Ranger writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 4:19:41 PM

Her obituary will be even better.
gr8fuldead writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 6:17:28 PM

Was wondering where ranger was in this one..
He came through
gr8fuldead writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 6:18:53 PM

Someone pass her the lube already.
OneTime writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 7:24:40 PM

LOL
kate writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 9:40:33 PM

wow,a lohan update..it's been a long time.
Champ1432 writes:
on March 2nd, 2013 at 9:45:40 PM

What does the judge say about Lohan?
minkowski writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 1:18:21 AM

The world is Lohan's judge. The charges are gross stupidity, vast selfishness and skyrocketing ugliness. The verdict: guilty on all counts. The sentence is death.
ENFORCER writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 2:47:53 AM

I don't give a f*ck about this waste of f*cking life. Not worth a comment.
Deaft0ne writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 3:08:32 AM

@mink

Judge Dredd: THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION.

*5 Mins later*

...YEAH
hellsingfan writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 3:24:34 AM

epic lolz
Ranger writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 5:03:46 AM

@gr8 - lol. Just busy these days my friend.
The dude writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 2:52:20 PM

Incompetent like mink and his stupid ass comments? Hey maybe you can get a real job now mink!
minkowski writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 4:56:05 PM

Those who enjoy their own emotionally bad health and who habitually fill their own minds with the rank poisons of suspicion, jealousy and hatred, as a rule take umbrage at those who refuse to do likewise, and they find a perverted relief in trying to denigrate them.

---Johannes Brahms

Ranger writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 5:03:26 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xivpMVtOUeM

The dude writes:
on March 3rd, 2013 at 10:03:29 PM

Lol! based off your own comments on this site,that quote sounds like something you should follow mink. I've read enough of your responses to understand that you are the one filled with "rank poisons of suspicion, jealous, an hatred." Enjoy your "perverted relief" and go cry in a corner somewhere.


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