Fomer LAPD officer and suspected cop-killer Christopher Dorner is still on the run, but before committing murder (of three people) he recorded a rambling message to various celebrities, including Tim Tebow, Christopher Waltz, Larry David and Charlie Sheen.
His messages were mostly positive, telling Waltz that he will be one of the greatest actors ever and telling Sheen that he's "awesome." Since Dorner plans to continue his murder spree, Sheen decided to do something and recorded a video in hopes of getting Dorner to stop hurting people.
"You mentioned me in your manifesto, so thank you for your kind words. I am urging you to call me. Let's figure out together how to end this thing," Sheen says in the video. Watch it below.
M. Bullittwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 7:11:22 AM
Charlie is definitely buying himself a new image after loosing his grips. Good for you Charlie, redemption is always a good thing (just like Stallone in some of his films as the main theme) and he might as well contribute to help the local police. Who knows?
By now, I've seen all the seasons of 2 and a half men and the show really sucks without him. Kutcher is absolutely grotesque in it.
boogielwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 7:20:35 AM
The killer and the dopehead, what a team.
Tanman32123writes: on February 11th, 2013 at 7:38:55 AM
It is a nice jester by Charlie, trying to lend a hand, Am before you guys bash him to bits, Think about it lol..
He knows the killer likes him, He figures maybe he likes me enough to Gimme a call, And if even a single phone call can be enough to get this guy captured, then why not give it a shot? Slim chance or not.
And I'm gonna be the first to address that there's not exactly a number said.. So how's he exactly suppose to call? And obviously he couldn't say a number in the video, cause you'd have a million idiots calling, But logically speaking, how does he expect him to actually call him? Lol
pornflywrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 8:48:09 AM
For once Sheen is makin alot of sense, dirty cops have the best powder.
pornflywrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 9:00:57 AM
in Sheens defence he thought some light-weights were being killed by a new drug called 'black ice' and he thought Dorner was 'the connect'.
After being told by his kids that the people were killed by black guys, he since has removed the video
pornflywrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 9:09:26 AM
Dorner has been reported to be living with Lindsay Lohan who, even after a million dollar reward has been offered, refuses to turn Dorner in....too much work.
BadChadB33writes: on February 11th, 2013 at 9:21:57 AM
Imagine the crusade those two would go on if they combined forces.
TT- nice quote from Demolition Man
pornflywrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 9:28:28 AM
Justin Timberlake has also made a similar video offering up his own butthole to be utilized as a hiding place
Fightclub1writes: on February 11th, 2013 at 10:16:40 AM
Wow Charlie is definitely trying. Good for him
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:29:46 AM
Translation: Narcissist Sheen loves seeing his name in the news.
Just keep killing, Dorner. You're doing the right, best thing for Gaia. Just please don't kill me.
That is all.
Stapeswrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:40:47 AM
For Gaia? Lol, you should check out the Voluntary Human Extinction society for a laugh, Mink.
Rangerwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:48:52 AM
I hope they take this guy fast. Otherwise they'll call me in, as...
I have a particular set of sKILLs.
Rangerwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:49:31 AM
And isn't that _JB_ in the photo? He's the ex-cop, cop killer?!?!
What a phag!
Rangerwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:50:09 AM
mink is right. Charlie just wants his name fresh in front of the media. He likes holding on by his fingernails.
Rangerwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:52:34 AM
@Charlie - PS: nice drug twitch.
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 11:55:59 AM
lol@Ranger: JB. The real JB.
@Stapes: I was f*cking around. You should know, by now at least, I don't even remotely buy into that "progressive" Mother Earth bullsh*t.
Rangerwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 12:00:16 PM
Mother Earth can suck my c*ck (as I throw a candy wrapper to the ground)!
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 12:06:35 PM
^^Yep. I'd love to rape Mother Earth. Just look at how the slut dresses. All that verdant green and blazing wing blue. She's just begging for it.
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 12:07:55 PM
lol. wing f*cking trackpad.
Rangerwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 12:09:00 PM
I'd splunk her caves.
jatilqwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 2:15:59 PM
I think its a positive move to try and end a negative situation.
I see people talking crap about Charlie Sheen or most celebrities, but in truth it takes a great deal to have curage to succede, fail and and then try again. I rarely see people with that quality.
BadChadB33writes: on February 11th, 2013 at 2:16:38 PM
I dip my stick enter her hawt volcanoes.
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 2:40:21 PM
"I think its a positive move to try and end a negative situation."
Thanks Charlie for taking the time to make a self-serving video and getting your name all over the news where you love to have it stay, all from the comfort of your warm couch...
...and to those 127 cops out there on that freezing ass mountain hunting the guy hour after hour, day after day, go f*ck yourself for being so negative and selfish and lazy.
The innate stupidity of most people totally amazes me.
SACdaddywrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 3:19:56 PM
Charlie: "Call me bro and we'll figure out how to end this..... I've got a few good LA cops and Hollywood producers to add to your list. Who am I kidding there aren't any good LA cops or Hwood producers out there."
Seriously how long do you think it will take Hwood to exploit this with a movie starting Anthony Anderson? They're probably already punching up a script. They just need an ending.
You know WP, there is this thing in the media where you don't get to determine someone is a murderer before a trial, so "Video: Charlie Sheen Tells Murderer Christopher Dorner to Call Him" is misleading when a more apt title would include the word "alleged."
You include suspected in your first paragraph but then say "but before committing murder (of three people)..." he posted his manifesto. Now, the probability he did kill those people and post that manifesto are high but aren't forgone conclusions in the realm of U.S. Law, so it would be nice to use a little more professionalism in future reporting.
I can say I also enjoyed last summers "Dredd" reboot but I am not so enthusiastic that I apply it to everyday life.
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 7:07:54 PM
^^Yeah, Dorner's innocent. The guy who framed OJ did it.
That's not the point, the point is it is not for the *sshole that runs a news website to decide, or the *sshole that spends all day commenting on said website.
Of course, its hard enough for whoever posts these articles to remember not to pout spoilers in the title so I suppose it was slightly unrealistic to expect any kind of comprehension of the US legal system.
minkowskiwrites: on February 11th, 2013 at 7:50:39 PM
Well, buddy, we all know Alex isn't one to write or steal correct articles, but a few things (and I do hope I'm not overstepping my bounds as mere "commenter")
A. Would you care if Dorner was white?
B. Free speech. Alex can call him a murderer all he wants, and so can I, and you can do the opposite if it strikes your fancy.
C. Dude's guilty as hell, not only admitting to the murders, essentially, but saying there would be plenty more.
D. Innocent until proven guilty is a legal construct, intended for legal structures, not the average citizen exercising B.
Tanman32123writes: on February 12th, 2013 at 2:10:53 AM
Really.. So what you're saying is.. That this guys not a murderer until he's convicted as one in a trial?
Yeah, that's not f*cking stupid at all.
Go tell that to the family's of the people he killed dumbass lol