Empire Magazine's "Man of Steel" Cover Unveiled

They say if a guy is staring at you, he either wants to fight you, or f*ck you.

I hope in Superman's case it's neither.

I love how it looks like they photoshopped Cavill's head onto his own body. His neck seems to be broken but somehow still works perfectly fine.

he makes brandon routh look like a huge p*ssy

No woman survives Superman sex...so if I were Superman I would only f*ck the evil bitches that deserve it.

..and Wonder Woman because she can take it.

Is his cape rubber too? He doesn't need condoms to f*ck Lois Lane. He just wraps his cape around his super dong. Although he may bareback it with Perry White.

I don't know, can't decide about that suit. Just so used to seeing the red tights.

I know its the way they do it in the comics now, but I'm just not sure if I can get used to it.

Either way, looking forward to this though. I hope Nolan and Co. are able to work their magic again. Especially since this is going to be the only movie from DC until Justice League. Really hoping they get it right.

Woolite much?

Northern irelands very own man of steel Liam Neeson today receives the freedom of his hometown in ballymena makes me very proud to be Northern Irish.

Well done big lad!!!

^^^Where is Bane with this news? Isn't he Irish?

^^^Bane could well be celebrating the occasion, hence being typically irish Alcohol acts as an anesthetic that depresses brain activity and the ability to function normally.

^^so you're saying Bane is a perpetual drunk?

This movie needs to be epic. I think WB and DC should retitled it as Superman: Last Chance.

His bi-ceps are almost as thick as my cack!

His biceps are almost as wide as the sh*t I left on the floor of the Waffle House this morning.

Hopefully this won't be a let down.

Do I owe him money?

What's with the neck? It's like there's a worm in a suit

@ minkowski

LOL yes!!!

@ cress
Bane was a bit slow with that news. He needs to keep on his toes like a leprechaun at a urinal

It's okay Cavill, you don't have to suck that belly in so hard.

I think it's safe to say this movie is one of my highly anticipated flicks for the year. Can't wait to see the performance of M. Shannon. Russell Crowe is most definately going to be... Just Russell Crowe.

Nonetheless.