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TMD writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:19:35 PM
Paul Giamatti?
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Fightclub1 writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:21:08 PM
???? Interesting...
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minkowski writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:26:55 PM
Giamatti. Good actor, in a probably quite bad movie.
Then again, he did Shoot 'Em Up and Lady in the Water, so he's used to eating garbage and liking it, I guess.
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Avirex writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:38:56 PM
..and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Hulk..Danny Devito as The Thing..Jay Baruchel as Colossus..
That's how f*cking silly this casting would be. Even if he only contributed his voice Rhino would sound like an old man with a lisp.
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cress writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:45:19 PM
OK, costume department, to get Giamatti in his Rhino suit, just rub his nude body down with lots of butter. But don't make yourself sick---just picture him as a big Butterball turkey. There you go. He'll slide right in, and you've just saved yourself half a days' worth of labor.
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Avirex writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:50:19 PM
^^That's one nasty ass turkey.
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minkowski writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 6:52:54 PM
Who's doing the stuffing?
Not me.
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pornfly writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 7:02:01 PM
-Article says The Rhino first appeared in 1996
-Giamatti says he was a fan as a kid
One of these items is full of crack
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pornfly writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 7:06:56 PM
Now that they got their origin story nut off
This might be halfway decent
Especially if they still plan on bringin in the Sinister Six/Seven and kill Gwen Stacy
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Johnnyb writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 7:08:27 PM
Giamatti? Really?But the guy is too fat for the Rhino's outfit!
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japaninmotion writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 8:19:17 PM
1966 and he as the rhino might as well get danny devito as the juggernaut
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Dirt writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 8:33:01 PM
This bloke reckons he was a kid in 1996?
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They are going to have to CGI his body.
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Jabba_RT writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 9:13:51 PM
So this is going to be a sequel to "The Amazing Spider"? Hmmm...must have missed that one.
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boogiel writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 9:19:22 PM
WTF? Giamatti as rhino? Geez, Sony must be trippin hard. They completely lost it.
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minkowski writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 10:18:14 PM
The Rhino appeared in The Amazing Spiderman comic in 1966.
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Got it?
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HorrorJunky4Life writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 10:23:38 PM
Considering how short Paul Giamatti is, they are going to have to use some serious CGI work to get him to seem huge.
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Stapes writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 10:30:53 PM
Smells like rhino sh*t.
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minkowski writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 10:37:56 PM
What I wouldn't do for a blow job from a horny duck on crack cocaine right now.
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KillerCOck writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 10:57:13 PM
You need to have a flat noodle d*ck to get a head from a duck. It won't feel good at all if your d*ck is round. You might as well f*ck a DVD case.
Anyways I guess they're adapting the Rhino from Ultimate Spider-Man if they're gonna get this guy to play him. too bad doh, I think it'd be awesome to see someone like Nathan Jones in a full Rhino suit just f*cking Pummel Spider-Man.
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Phoenix Fire writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 11:23:09 PM
Don't believe it cuz this would be the worst casting ever. Paul Giamatti is a dork.
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CelluloidMan writes:
on January 28th, 2013 at 11:29:00 PM
Giamatti? Rhino?
CGI AAAAHHHOOOYYY!!
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Tanman32123 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:29:07 AM
omg the rhino! this should be so amazing!
get it! amazing!?!?!?
I'm bored... and lonely.. btw i could really care less about this news...
I'm eating cheese right now... and i might go watch the latest episode of supernatural...
It's all right here in this pamphlet!
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BadChadB33 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:32:08 AM
I could care less about this f*cking movie!!
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minkowski writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:34:57 AM
For the bored and lonely among us, just jack off and then throw the result out of your window.
Makes for a good way to pass the time.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:40:05 AM
good idea mink! i wonder what RapeTube has in store :)
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minkowski writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:43:25 AM
I pass the time by going into cheap coffee shops, taking a sh*t, jacking off, and then washing my hands with the table salt and sugar which I then put back in their shakers.
Just remember that when you're sugaring your espresso and salting your ever-easy eggs. Just remember: Minkowski was there first.
Bitches.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:44:52 AM
LOL hilarious.
You will forever be in my mind as i shake pepper on my fries..
"Mink spanked all over this.."
-pours more on-
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BadChadB33 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:45:33 AM
^ Now I know why my pancakes are so good at the local Wafflehouse.
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minkowski writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:46:39 AM
" i wonder what RapeTube has in store"
My Prediction? Same thing Clubber Lang had in store for Rocky.
PAIN!
(and if Ranger's on the scene: dead meat!)
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Tanman32123 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 12:48:31 AM
Good 'ol Ranger! He'll f*ck anything! :D
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Jakey Nightmare writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 2:33:15 AM
he'll be waling on f*cking stilts lol
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pornfly writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 2:34:41 AM
Leave it to CHAD to order pancakes at The Wafflehouse
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Kurskij writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 3:30:20 AM
Golden thread.
"I thought Rhino was the greatest thing when I was a little kid"
There's a sexual position called "Rhino". Giamatti was a nasty kid. Just saying.
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Ranger writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 4:00:39 AM
@Tanman - even a rock pile if I thought there was a snake in it.
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Patrick Bateman writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 4:13:32 AM
Is his special attack eat kfc
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Mr. Blonde writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 4:23:35 AM
The Spiderman franchise continues to allow good tub-of-guts actors a chance at playing supervillains. Whatshisface was decent and menacing as Doc Octopus. So I'm sure they can grease jumbo-tron into a rhino suit. Just starve him for a couple of days or keep him at the back of the food line and he will act extra pissed off and menacing for filming.
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python6 writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 4:53:29 AM
Oh hell nah.No way this has to be a joke. I didn't like the 1st one.No way am I gonna like the next one. But maybe it Columbia Pictures big plan to destroy the franchise and give it back to Marvel. On 2nd thought go head forehead
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sleepingshane writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 6:46:31 AM
sounds like there setting up the sinister six story line next movie mysterio and the vulture, giamatti seems a bit miscast just have to wait and see.
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jtgodin writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 11:17:09 AM
Paul Giamatti is a very talented actor. However, "NERD ALERT" The Rhino came out in 1966, not 1996. Check your sources.
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Bunny X writes:
on January 29th, 2013 at 1:47:07 PM
Giamatti makes whatever he's given work regardless of the crap and this'll be no different. I for one would have much prefered him as Doc Ock actually
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Tanman32123 writes:
on January 30th, 2013 at 3:52:32 AM
Lol Ranger, I was actually gonna type that (remembered it from Your bio)
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