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Rambo writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 7:14:26 AM
"It would be so boring," she said. "Would you have to go to high school for it? That's not a vacation. Sounds awful. I don't want to go back to high school."
sums up the twilight franchise.
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trailertrash writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 7:52:48 AM
"c*ntsville Land Orlando" was never gonna fly really !
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pornfly writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:00:54 AM
These are the same fans that cut themselves cuz Bieber partakes.
Build it
Let them come
Then burn it down before they grow up to work in the food industry
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pornfly writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:02:26 AM
That pic looks like she just pissed down his back and he's lovin everydrop goin down his crack
*lucky*
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pornfly writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:17:12 AM
No more names for the facebook likes??
What'd you do RANGER?
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6056575645707 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:43:29 AM
If they want a twilight theme park, they can just go to a gay strip club. It’s pretty much the same, perhaps a little less glitter.
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Patrick Bateman writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:46:43 AM
Il open Twilight land just a big f*cking hole behind a curtain down the hatch merry poppins for all the twihard kents
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BadChadB33 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:54:56 AM
Why do you post this sh*t Alex?
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Cannon writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 9:17:41 AM
Official Twilight theme park = blowjobs from Kristen Stewart behind the HomeDepot.
Ranger and I already have our season passes.
NOTICE: Your c*ck must be 6 inches or longer to ride.
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BadChadB33 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 9:25:03 AM
^ Dammit I'm only 5 3/4, maybe she'll make an exception b/c she's gonna need the money here reall soon.
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cress writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 9:29:14 AM
^^^That's alright. You guys can have the Stewart Ride. I'm going to be taking the Skin Boat to Anna Kendrick Tuna Town.
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trailertrash writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 9:34:17 AM
RIP
To Michael Winner, Crazy old fella
Michael Caine and Roger Moore in Bullseye was a bloody funny film and of course the original Death Wish was good too.
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Kurskij writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 10:20:25 AM
RIP
Mechanic and Hannibal Brooks weren't bad either.
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Kurskij writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 10:26:30 AM
What was that all about?
MTV? Sundance? Austenland? Twilight Park? Joking mormons?
Robert Redford, you knew about this?
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Dekead writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 10:37:59 AM
Thank God!!
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Freshman writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 10:53:29 AM
"Twilight" Theme Park?
No thanks.
I puked enough watching the movies.
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trailertrash writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 10:53:51 AM
Kurskij
The Mechanic forgot he directed that movie with Bronson and Jan-Michael Vincent (and His Mullet) better than the remake from a couple of years back.
Can't believe i've never seen Hannibal Brooks with Oliver Reed and the equally brilliant John Alderton, Shame on me ......
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 11:26:23 AM
DEATH WISH director
michael winner has died aged 77
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jeffw1978 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 11:43:52 AM
HAPPY CHOCOLATE MILK DAY!!! *ssholes!
Oh and Obama can go f*ck himself, since he is the biggest piece of sh*t on the planet.
And if your don't agree f*ck YOU!!!!!
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 12:06:37 PM
Is it Chocolate MLK day again already?!
Wh-hoo!!
As for this... let's give Stephanie credit for keeping it real and knowing the (reasonable) limits of her Twilight product. I'm sure she's the first one to admit her books are bubble-gum sh*t for the dreamy, creamy teens. But she's make an oil tanker of ca$h from it. And she knows... really, that a Twilight park would suck. Good on her. I want to f*ck her now.
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 12:09:58 PM
Ice cream sandwiches make me fart.
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McQueen writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 1:03:54 PM
So does the Brussels sprouts...
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 1:10:03 PM
Oh yeah!
And rice pudding.
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minkowski writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 1:14:27 PM
Anyone else get the impression Kristen Stewart was no fun in high school?
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 1:34:13 PM
... unless she was getting raped.
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bandolero999 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 1:50:48 PM
by big black cacks
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 1:57:58 PM
To this day she can't go into the reptile house at the Zoo.
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velocityknown writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 2:41:30 PM
Austenland is hardly Meyer's film, she has nothing to do with project other than she's a producer which means she gave of money to it. It was a book written by someone with no connection to Meyer and was developed independent of her sh*tty vision. I haven't seen the film, but calling it Meyer's film gives it an unfair chance in the minds of people who rightfully despise her work.
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Rocksteddy writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 2:52:20 PM
What the f*ck? When did this retarded idea get sprouted around?!
Anyway, this can't be worse than Disneyworld. Nothing but a bunch of pedos in character outfits.
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 2:58:56 PM
lol... r u guys getting into this?
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/21/chief-keef-baby-mama-lawsuit-grade-school-young-girl/8/#c6146761
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Kurskij writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 3:23:54 PM
@tt
It's alright. Not "Kelly's Heroes" (personal favorite), but fun nonetheless. Michael Pollard was a welcome presence too.
Didn't mind Statham's "Mechanic" it looked good for the money, and there was decent chemistry between Statham and Foster, but the story wasn't there. The original is far better, though I loathed JM Vincents mullet.
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Rocksteddy writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 3:34:46 PM
@Ranger -
LOL
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minkowski writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 3:39:18 PM
@Ranger: Dear god.
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 3:40:44 PM
lol.
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 3:43:55 PM
So easy to stir the sh*t-storm there.
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WV-Films writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 4:55:36 PM
This isn't news. No one cares. However Minkowski's new crown is definitely worth talking about.
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Dark8 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 5:12:41 PM
still same old boring ranger ehh??
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Ranger writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 5:31:19 PM
Yep.
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minkowski writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 5:51:45 PM
In other news, Tom Hardy calls random strangers "gay".
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Dark8 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 5:51:46 PM
fag.
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Dark8 writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 6:35:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8
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prowler writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:11:37 PM
Praise Jesus
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prowler writes: on January 21st, 2013 at 8:11:37 PM
Praise Jesus
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Ranger writes: on January 24th, 2013 at 9:50:47 AM
I'd like to visit the theme part in Stephenie Meyer's panties.
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