Mel Gibson is Father of Jodie Foster's Children?

so Ranger is Mel Gibson?

Yeah could be that or maybe it was a pack of crazy ginger crackers

GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!

Looking at the size of the spam on the one sitting next to her, Could be Fassbender and we all know he's been in just about everything lately !

I'll just wait for the leaked recording for the Mel Gibson is the father conformation.

I don't know...I'm leaning more towards Tilda Swinton being the father.

"Yeah could be that or maybe it was a pack of crazy ginger crackers"

From Norfolk I bet!


The New York Post? Seriously? Come on WP, both children doesn't even look like Mel and I'm talking about their faces let alone the ginger hair.

Did Jodie pop those kids out her own cooch? Was there a surrogate? Did her ex-girlie give birth? Details...I need details..

Seven more years of speculatory articles to go

I miss the Mel rants. :'(

She hasnt heard Mels' rant on gingers yet

"They look like Mel but blonder" great job genealogist! Stupid hack.

You know you saved me.

He just helped Jodie find her car keys is all.

If Mel is the father Jodie should get her money back
Cuz those kids be uuugly

The youngest one might have a chance
He looks like Angus T Jones

As someone here ponted out before, those ginger creatures look just like Rhys Ifans. He has to be the father.

I've actually suspected this for a while now. I'd say it's a 90missnomer percent possibility.

Seriously, Mel Gibson is my hero. He’s so f*cking duce ...his sperm can penetrate the walls of lesbianism the way William Wallace and his clansmen breached the Castle of York with a flaming battering ram.

You can take other girrls fingerrrs
But you can also take MY-SEMEN!!

Did he put "Mel's Creamy Coolwhip" on "Jodie's Apple Pie"? Most definitely.

Is he the fadah of her children? Who gives a f*ck? See previous statement.

I just thought she f*cked Ron Howard.

Haha the crown Mink. Did I miss the ceremony?

Maybe the baby is the second coming of Christ. It all makes sense now...

@Cinema: no ceremony, I'm afraid. Some have called me Almighty Mink and King of WP the way Jews mocked Christ, so I thought I'd mock myself. Seems like fun.

As for the baby and the end of the world, did you know some Christians think a red calf born in Israel marks the beginning of the end of the world? In fact, one guy is actually trying to breed red cows and import them to Israel just to start the end of the world.

Seems like a lot of work to me when they could just paint Rosie O'Donnell instead...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_heifer#Christians



Those nutty Christians...

Speaking of nutty Christians, I wonder what Mel has to say about these rumors of him f*cking the Ice Queen.

You would think she wouldve gone after Matthew Mkahnahey
I guess she wanted the butter from down under

Haha Sounds like a lot of hard work, he could just commit suicide and let the rest of us enjoy life.

Gotta love the christians, even though Satan only killed 4 people in the Bible and God killed millions; he's still the good guy. :D

And don't forget the millions sent to hell just for not sucking His Holy d*ck enough.

"I will give them free will, but if they don't think what I want them too they shall suffer for eternity!"

Kind of like the Garden of Eden. Shove some fruit in their faces, tempt the hell out them, and when they give into the temptation, punish not only them, but every other human ever born.

f*cking stupid.

And God made us, made us in his image? So he not only made a faulty product, he's a faulty product as well?

I think everyone deep down, know how ridiculous the whole concept is but the thought of death being the end is just too much. So the ignore the facts. I get scared of death sometimes but it makes me live that extra bit more and get as much enjoyment out of life as I can instead of wasting time on an imaginary person. Each to their own I guess...

This mystery can only be solved by one man---Maury.

"And God made us, made us in his image?"

More like man created god in his image.

And god is this perfect being, who makes perfect EVERYTHING, yet he creates an angel who gets envious
and prideful---SINS---and that throws his perfect plan out if whack. He doesn't sound like a perfect omnipotent being to me. Sounds like a dude who can't fix sh*t..

Well last stand officially bombed. 10th place debut. When reached for comment arnold looked flustered and would not listen. He just continued walking and said, " da last stand is dee greatissst moovee EVA made. Its f*cking faN-taaaaasstic"

"The kids look like Gibson, only blonder."

What an awful thing to say about your children.

Mink, are you celebrating a new job?

Make mine a Whopper, and yes, I do want fries with that.

^^When I was younger I worked a few fast food jobs. When I was sixteen or so I worked at Arby's for a few months. Now, would you believe the roast beef isn't actually solid, but a pinkish goo paste concoction that comes in a large brick wrapped in thick, clear plastic?

But the fries are quite alright.




@Cinema: I think about death, but not the pain of dying. I think of the pain of not existing, paradoxically, knowing that if time is infinite, and I live but less than a hundred years out of an infinite number of years, then I don't really exist at all, and my life, your life, this entire thing we call "reality", is but a most nebulous dream.

And no religion ever devised can do sh*t about that little problem.

this entire thing we call "reality", is but a most nebulous dream.

Sometimes a nightmare, depending on whether you have a sense of humour or not. I think the good thing about pretty much knowing that this life is it and not looking for some other purpose is understanding that it's all just a big game and it can be played like any other game. Everyone else is just as scared but they expect to find meaning instead of creating their own. Science is more fascinating than any made up novel and that fact that by some fluke we do exist, even for a hundred years and can contemplate our it is enough to get me through each day.

Gibson, the real motherf*cker!

@Rambo - I wish. I'd impregnate her at the drop of her hat (when she bends over to pick it up... well, you see where that's going).

@mink - Jesus man. You've ruined Arby's for me.

Brittney Spears ruined Arbys for me

Brittney Spears almost ruined women for me.

Check out gnostism Mink.

^^I'll take a look at it Stapes. Thanks.

I thought David Crosby was the baby daddy of famous lesbians...

it might be...

martin riggs

or multiple miggs

or jason biggs

LOL LOL

look at these beautiful people...

1987 lethal weapon

http://www.empireonline.com/images/image_index/original/47292.jpg

1987 the accused

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Jodiefoster_at_61st_Academy_Awards_re-cropped.jpg/200px-Jodiefoster_at_61st_Academy_Awards_re-cropped.jpg