Video: Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Mispronouncing Words is Key to Great One-Liners

Cannon, you're up...

Rae Dawn Chong. I used to have a raging pre-chub for her as a kid

David Patrick Kelly - short man with a long name.

And Arnie, you didn't know which of your lines would become popular. So shovel it somewhere else, you senile f*ck.

Or his favorite: 'f*ck your *sshole!'

Most commonly used about the maid.

My favorite was when Maria asked Arnold what he was doing with the maid he said,"makin babies"

hilarious

My favorite one-liner is "Yo, Adrian!"

Oops! Sorry, wrong mongrel.

Eh, sorry, I’m completely spent on the Arnold impersonations. It’s too taxing for my brain. Someone else should take over. Anyone. Here, I’ll start things off:

"I’ve just been cast to play Lance Ahmstlong in da new moovy about Lance Ahmstlong and it’s gonna be fantastic..."

Pointers:

Da = the
Dis = this
Dat = that
Odda = other
Wit = with
Moovy = movie
Somesing = something
Moah = more
Befoah = before
Sowahd = sword
Gural = girl
Aaahuuaahgh! = Ah!

"I'm going to put in ya poopah!!" As Arnold tell the maid.

Watch his film commentaries, they're amazing.

..or fantazteek..

@cannon: lol at your "pointers"


arnold schwarzenegger exhaust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbizIrzpNQ

(i apologize in advance if someone else already posted this in the past)

I see "The Last Stand" opened with just $2mil on Friday, Not looking good for a strong weekend now !

Anyone seen it yet ?????

"Not looking good for a strong weekend now !"

Told you it would flop, and so will he his Conan "sequel".

And The Last Stand is down to 56% at RT.

Don't get this guy. He says his best lines are the ones in which he f*cks up his pronunciation, and yet, they're not. It's the lines and the context in which those lines live.

All of his great quips are clearly understood. They're great because they're ironic, or cheesy, or they play on his size, or because they're menacing. None of them are memorable because he raped the English language speaking them.

Wonder if he's getting Alzheimer's.

@tt - nope. And not going to.

PUT DAT COOKIE DAOWN

The thing is Schwarzeneggar is already past his prime. He took a big loss doing the Governor thing..

He really should've gauged the paying movie audience's response back on screen by doing a couple of cameos, IMO.

He wanted to pick up where he left off, but so much has happened since his departure.

If he starts choosing his movie roles more carefully and stop cashing on his previous famous roles, he might be able to have longevity.

Stallone doesn't do too shabby, but he always tried to be on the pulse of what the audience wanted to see from him...and even that I know takes it's toll on his career. His numbers are really down since 80-90s roles...

apparently it's also a key for box office flop...the last stand tanked at the box office making only 2 mil on friday

Saw the film. Sucked.

AVIREX
youre right
Saw his appearance on Fallon where they made fun of his commentaries. He even played along and did some for his uddah moovys

Whale I saw Dee Lahst Stahd urghlier dis aftahnewn and iht waz ohkaye bee-cuz eye hahd ugh fewe beeahs befourhahnd. Eye woulhd noht excpehkt a SEEKWIL OR ALL THESE KIND IF TINGS.

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Mink

Yeah i agree on Conan as well that movie holds no interest to me what so ever, Fingers crossed though that The Tomb will turn out decent.

Also i'm very interested on how Bullet To The Head and Die Hard 5 will perform in a couple of weeks at the boxoffice, Could it be the end of the 80s action star on the big screen.

Ranger

Think i may wait for the Blu Ray ....

Which... by looking at the box office take, should be avail. in about 6 weeks.

@Deaft... lol.

You're not wrong there Ranger

Just like in the maid, Walmart bargin bin here he c*ms..

@trailer

I think Bullet To The Head will flop while die hard 5 will have an okay income...

So, has anyone seen The Last Stand yet and if so, would you care to leave your review.

Oh. And please, don't be negative or cynical.

I'm coming I'm coming!

@mink

The Last Stand was ok but anyone could have played Ahnulds char. It was a lot of fun to watch.

^Thanks for that!

@Deaft0ne: thanks. How about a little review?


In other news, Bruce isn't too keen on Die hard 5:

“I’m really pleased to continue to be asked back to do other versions and other incarnations of Die Hard. The first one really is... that’s all there is. Everything else is just trying to be as good as that film.”

Ooooh, burn.


http://www.totalfilm.com/news/bruce-willis-talks-a-good-day-to-die-hard

Nobody can top the killing of the english language better than gangster dude (Moronie) from 'Johnny Dangerously'... "fargin icehole"

Rambo

Yeah i have that feeling about that movie too. That said it has been getting ok reviews on the net, So maybe all is not lost yet !

Die Hard 5 is a tough one to call i think about $25mil opening weekend in the US,After that if it's any good $80-100 mil if it's crap $50mil and the end of the franchise unless the rest of the world boxoffice is massive ($200mil plus).

Mink

Cheers for the link and Willis pretty said it all there

#Much

@mink

it's almost 4AM here and I can't sleep but as for Last Stand it was a fun movie. Knoxvilles char makes more sense when you see the movie as opposed to how moronic he comes off in the ads.

Ahnuld is the old guy bored until his ddrive is f*cked with. He is all bidniz when its time to protect his town.

Fukn samsung.

Anyways. Arnie has a great end shootout that calls back to his heyday. I loved it seeing how it was presented. He f*cks up a lot of dudes and it is hilarious but you roll with it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-2263922/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Who-says-I-retire--The-star-hes-taking-bad-guys--again.html

What happened to Buzzsaw?

"He had to spleet"