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pornfly writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:10:06 PM
Eat a d*ck, Warners Brothers
Rich folk and their piss poor decision making
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boogiel writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:11:43 PM
Keaton is good as batman but terribly awful as bruce wayne.
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cress writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:14:06 PM
Today on the Warner Brothers Commissary menu: d*ck, with a Tossed Salad.
Enjoy!
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:20:49 PM
Hmmmm. I like the idea, and I like the thought of three or four Burton Batman films, but the I seriously doubt Keaton wanted to go "exactly" where Nolan went, unless he means to say he hoped to adapt Year One, just as Nolan essentially did.
And yes, Boogiel, Keaton wasn't a great Wayne, but he was a pretty damned good Batman. Kind of Bale's inverse.
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Rocksteddy writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:26:31 PM
Warner Bros., you need to get your c*cks smashed.
With a jackhammer.
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Patrick Bateman writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:27:50 PM
unrelated but pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd4XkV5ojT8&feature=player_embedded
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BadChadB33 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:39:36 PM
I remember posted on here a similar story where WB wanted add "color" to the 3 rd Batman movie and Keaton and Burton didn't like the sound of it.
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Stapes writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:41:33 PM
The idea of a prequel was too ahead of its time back then and i wouldnt go so far as to call nolans a true adaptation of year one either. It wasnt as gritty as millers story.
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:45:29 PM
"It wasnt as gritty as millers story."
No mortal man could make a Batman film as gritty as Miller. f*ck.
Here's to the upcoming The Dark Knight Returns Part 2, btw!
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pornfly writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:48:30 PM
I always preferred to believe Mask of the Phantasm to be the third Batman movie.
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 10:48:54 PM
Oh sh*t, part 2 is ready for download (only legally atm).
Come to papa bear!
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:10:51 PM
Sorry. Off-topic I know, but The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 was epic imo and Part 2 is at least one good reason not to go dance an Irish jig in Interstate 5 traffic this year.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:19:13 PM
the Robocop reboot
where Keaton plays Raymond Sellars
head of Omnicorp
he based the character off industry leaders like Steve Jobs and Richard Branson
and insists he’s not a villain
just someone with an opinion at odds with the hero
http://www.geekosystem.com/michael-keaton-wtf-interview/
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:23:29 PM
am i the only one who saw GAME 6
a low budget black comedy that
stars michael keaton and robert downey jr
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KillerCOck writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:26:10 PM
Man! I'm probably the only person who prefers Keaton's Wayne. I'm not saying he played the role properly like Bale did, But I Love what Keaton did.
I would've loved to see Burton's version of Year one. I wonder who would've been the Villain?
Dark Knight returns part 1 was great! I loved the music. I felt the film was a bit repetitive doh. I think they kept bringing back memories of his parents too much. 1 good scene would've been enough. Dude is Like in his 50's and keeps looking to them for strength like a kid. He should be inspired by his own damn legacy already.
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:29:44 PM
^^All I can say is, Batman's going to fight Superman in Part 2. Can't f*cking wait!
But I do agree that maybe that was a little heavy-handed, the flashbacks and all, but that's what Miller wrote IIRC and I guess it shows how wayne still sees his parents in everything he does, even his work as a crime-fighter, which was always in their name, really, not his own. I thought it lent him a humanity he otherwise totally lacked.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:36:30 PM
his best performances are...
http://www.dvdsreleasedates.com/covers/pacific-heights-dvd-cover-72.jpg
http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/07_11/2007/488352/l_488352_9644911a.jpg
http://www.randynewman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ThePaper_DVD.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Game_6_dvd_cover.jpg
http://goldenbookwyrm.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/much-ado-about-nothing-dvd-cover.jpg
http://www.silverdisc.com/images/74/796019822213.jpg
http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/movie/063/1262063.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517AR69BFKL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
http://www.dignews.com/legacy/screenshots/beetlejuice_dvd_box.jpg
http://www.silverdisc.com/images/88/883316444375.jpg
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sedibus writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:37:11 PM
Yeah, I kind of feel the same way, Keaton's incarnation of Batman was and is the best.
Also Batman and Returns are the best in the series.
Well, 3 and 4 had some good misè en scene which were impressive.
Although Nolan's rendition was nice, once it got over political it collapse exactly as the trailer of TDKR.
So, the first two in the series are the best. Always, at least for me.
Man, what a tremendous piece of sh*t TDKR is.
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pornfly writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:40:07 PM
I-5 HAHAHA
I know where that is! HAHAHA
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KillerCOck writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:44:46 PM
I see where you're coming from and I don't disagree But I still feel like he should be a man who has owned up to his actions and be Proud by now by the things he's accomplished rather than sulking and crawling in the memories of his tragedies.
Even if he did them in the name of his parents, he is the who did them. One good scene would've been enough and then I think he should've acted as bad ass as he was the rest of the movie. Or Maybe have a a couple of Flashbacks of what happened to Jason instead. It annoyed me that they tip toed around this issue.
I know that's what Miller did but I think a film adaptation of anything opens a door to improvement. I think they missed an opportunity but I'm not sore about it, Just being critical.
I'm excited for Part 2 as well. I would love for them to do Dark Knight Strikes again right after, I actually like that book better. I hope they make it!
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:48:21 PM
@Pornfly: that's cool, bro, maybe you can tell me where it is, and maybe you can also tell me why some Californians wear old coffee cups over their feet and under their flip flops.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:51:38 PM
how many have you seen ? ?
THE MERRY GENTLEMAN
THE COMPANY (tv)
BATMAN
WHITE NOISE
GAME 6
LIVE FROM BAGHDAD (tv)
DESPERATE MEASURES
BATMAN RETURNS
THE PAPER
FRASIER -- season 9 episode 16
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
PACIFIC HEIGHTS
CLEAN AND SOBER
BEETLEJUICE
THE OTHER GUYS
NIGHT SHIFT
MULTIPLICITY
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:52:30 PM
@Killerc*ck: you hatin' on my film, motherf*cker? Nah I'm just kidding.
Fair enough. Your criticism are your own and I didn't even notice the flashbacks that much, but I'm used to that sh*t after years of reading the graphic novels.
Besides, you open the door to "improving' Frank Miller's magnum opus and you invite a Matterhorn of hate mail. I think they just said "do a straight-up adaptation" to play it safe, and I think, despite any and all flaws, they did a damned good job.
Best comic book animated film I've seen, probably ever, imo. Even Year One wasn't as good.
And yeah, bro, you can count on Strikes Again getting a film or two, too.
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:53:32 PM
Multiplicity? Oh god. That's one film we could have ALL down without.
Or am I thinking of The Sixth Day?
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minkowski writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:54:06 PM
done.
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KillerCOck writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:56:51 PM
I've seen 7 of those. I love Desperate Measures. I've also seen Gung Ho and Jack Frost about 200 times, It always use to be on tv and is still every Xmas.
I've also seen Mr. Mom, Toy Story 3 and My Life.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:58:42 PM
FRASIER
season 9 episode 16
guest star michael keaton
http://www.gorillavid.in/cnb/bt2s62jx161b
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Fightclub1 writes: on January 6th, 2013 at 11:59:54 PM
Keaton was a good batman, but I still think bale is better. He was way to small as batman to me
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KillerCOck writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:08:43 AM
hahaha! I've watched it twice already so I've noticed everything. That's really my 1 and only criticism about it doh! Other than that I loved it! And I'm a sucker for a good score, The music was just excellent to me.
As for Year One, I really can't get over Batman's voice in that f*ckin movie. It sounded like Brainiac to me at first, I was shocked thinking that Brainiac was in the movie and then to my mutha f*ckin surprise I see that its Bruce Wayne narrating the start of the movie! I struggled so hard watching that movie because of his voice. It was the worst time for me cuz I was stoned too.
I couldn't stop thinking about hacking off my ears from my f*cking everytime he spoke.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:10:50 AM
he turned down THE FLY
the part went to jeff goldblum
he turned down the role of
Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters
was considered for the role of Jack Crawford in Silence of the Lambs
was considered for the role of Dr. Curtis McCabe in Vanilla Sky
was considered for the role of Capt. Jack Sparrow in POTC curse black pearl
he was 40 when filming Batman Returns making him the oldest actor to play Batman in a live-action film
his birth-name is Michael Douglas
"Yeah, I had to change my name
because there were two other actors
with that name. One of them is doing quite well from what I understand
the other is
making cheap porn movies..like Basic Instinct
LOL LOL LOL
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Rambo writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:14:03 AM
@Patrick Bateman
whoa...that clip changed my life...cruise as fedex worker.damn.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:15:38 AM
when Burton was dropped as director
Keaton left the franchise
Warner Bros. offered him $15,000,000
but Keaton refused
he was replaced by Val Kilmer
jesus christ !!!!
why would he refuse 15 million dollars ? ? ?
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:19:29 AM
@ Killerc*ck
i love Desperate Measures too
himself and andy garcia
where are they now ??
he is the bad guy in Robocop remake..
and garcia was oscar worthy in CITY ISLAND
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KillerCOck writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:23:09 AM
You know something, I never liked Andy Garcia but I've seen City Island and I loved him in it. He was f*ckin hilarious!
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WV-Films writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 1:23:52 AM
I still wish I had my Keaton trilogy. Sorta sucks.
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Patrick Bateman writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 1:24:01 AM
ok rambo here is a better one
ed harris still stuck in acting mode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOWjmfUqVw&feature=player_embedded
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GangsterNutZ writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 1:30:36 AM
joel poomacher should have gone 8mm style on batman forever and had kilmer, tl jones and carey run a train on nicole kidman while chris odonnel sat in the corner and watched like a little beat off troll before snuffing her out. i guess that version wouldnt have had a family-friendly tone to it though
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jdl107 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 2:16:08 AM
The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 was actually good? Oh man, I'm going to have to check this out.
I've seen a clip on YouTube, and the voice acting seemed a little shoddy. Hopefully the actual product will prove otherwise.
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jdl107 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 2:30:32 AM
"why would he refuse 15 million dollars ? ? ?"
Perhaps he's just a respectable quality over quantity kind of guy. It really isn't that far-fetched, man.
Kind of like how Chappelle refused $50 million in favor of not turning his show into a network run piece of sh*t.
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pornfly writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 2:50:37 AM
Cant wait to see both on bluray
You cant f*ck with my Dark Knight
and not the Martin Lawrence movie
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=98558
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Patrick Bateman writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 2:57:09 AM
was watching howls moving castle last night which was before batman begins and christian bale does his batman voice hilarious
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Venom1970 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 3:47:14 AM
I'm still kinda pissed at you Bane for the detailed info about Skyfall. But seeing this is an interesting thread will add my 2 cents worth on great Michael Keaton flicks!
I loved him in
Night Shift insane character turning a normal guy Henry Winkler into the biggest Pimp in the city :)
Night Shift (Obviously)
Batman
Batman Returns
Pacific Heights
Desperate Measures
The Dream Team
White Noise
I also enjoyed his small role in the Other Guys.
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Venom1970 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 3:48:05 AM
Lol Porn, that Martin Lawrence film was f*cking terrible!
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pornfly writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 4:35:08 AM
VENOM
Why these people choose to do bad movies when they dont have to trips me right the f*ck out
sahlute bud
Which is what Im bout to do rat now
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Rambo writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 6:13:49 AM
@Patrick Bateman
that clip is better.check out 'the rock' outtakes for more ed harris craziness.
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 9:44:53 AM
@ Venom1970
http://collider.com/james-bond-oscars-tribute/221631/
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GERARD KENNELLY 27 writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 10:28:00 AM
@ GangsterNutZ
''joel poomacher ''
don't you mean joel poo pusher
ha ha ha
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Bunny X writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 12:33:21 PM
@Mink yes TDKR pt1 was just about the best DC animated film they've ever made. And I am beyond thrilled for pt2. It's better than most of the DC live actioners but then again, I've watched 4 year old kids soccer matches that were batter than those DC live films.
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minkowski writes: on January 7th, 2013 at 1:40:04 PM
^^Yep! hugely awaiting getting Part 2. Gonna be the highlight of my week which, if you think about it, is just a little sad.
O_o
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vincere01 writes: on January 8th, 2013 at 2:55:30 AM
I like keaton a lot but I gotta call bullsh*t. I've seen him tell multiple versions now about what went down with batman 3. I've heard burton said no to dieect very early, but he still produced. I heard everything from keaton wanting more money to him just flat out saying no. That he wanted to go too dark and wb said no. He has contradicted himself a lot on this subject. One definitive answer please. Thank you
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Bunny X writes: on January 8th, 2013 at 12:02:29 PM
@Mink, it made me go and grab my copy and read it again. And if pt2 holds up to the comic the way pt1 did, then that ending fight between supes and bats will be nothing short of biblical. I cannot wait to see that part animated on the screen when supes gets his ass handed to him.
My biggest wish is for a live action movie based on either Batman Beyond or a trilogy of The Dark Knight Returns / The Dark Knight Strikes Again. Catgirl, the Batboys, Flash, Atom and a rematch between Superman and Batman.....
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