New Posters for Jennifer Lopez's "Parker" and Arnold Schwarzenegger's "The Last Stand"

I'm sure "The Last Stand" will be an entertaining movie but it's going to bomb at the box office. Someone said it before on WP, but Arnold's first comeback movie should have been a sequel to a familiar franchise (IE Terminator, Predator, etc).

That 'Last Stand' poster looks like something I would put together 10 years ago after a heavy night of partying, except this is worse.

Money+ lack of self esteem+feeling of low self worth
= hot chics showin da goods ILUVIT

When she was on Livin Colour she couldnt stop showin it off
After Out of Sight she took herself all serious
Now thats all she can do to sell her movies

Why are these studios still putting her in movies?
This movie is going to do just as well with her in it as it would have without her.

And if this movie does do well is she now going to be in every action movie like the token black sidekick?

PARKER sounds luke a toss between PAYBACK & OUT OF SIGHT. Pretty curious on Statham & JLo's chemistry onscreen.

Looks like a by-the-numbers action movie....like a toss between COPLAND & WALKING TALL including the comedic sidekick of Johnny Knoxville....

Meh...we'll see.

Oh look, its Johnny Knoxville playing the same character from Walking Tall.

Oh look, its Johnny Knoxville playing the same part he plays in all forms of media he's been in.

If I don't get to see J.lo's bare ass in Parker, I will wikipedia 30 ways to kick Statham's ass.

Lame posters.

Yeah lame posters.

The second one looks like some fictional movie you'd see on the walls of a fictional movie studio inside a real film made to mock Hollywood's lack of creativity, e.g., Last Action Hero, and yet, here it is, ready for your wallet.

The first one looks like something I'd put together if I wanted to imagine what an over-exploited action hack would look like next to an expensive whore, using some scissors, kid's non-toxic glue and a ratty copy of 'sh*t for Brains' magazine, circa May 1995.

The first one should be titled 'Mr. and Mrs. Who Gives A f*ck?'.

Second should be titled 'Dead and Dumb', or Johnny Knoxville takes his horse to the glue factory, starring Jackass and that stupid guy from that stupid stunt show.

Two jackasses in one film. Yay!



Whatever.

Last Stand looks like me and MINK hangin out

Ones not too happy and the other guy is too goofy to care

Parker looks like sh*t. Like actual sh*t. Like a pile of vile, rancid, stinking, and juicy Buffalo diarrhea.
As for The Last Stand, by god I hope this is as great as Arnold's earlier films.
Terminator, Last Action Hero, Predator, Commando, Total Recall, The Expendables 1 and 2, f*cking love 'em all.

She's looking at me. JLo is looking right at me, saying, "Come over here and tap this ass, Cannon."

Well, far be it from me to turn down a lady's offer...