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New Posters for Jennifer Lopez's "Parker" and Arnold Schwarzenegger's "The Last Stand"

Posted: January 3rd, 2013 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Today we have a new poster for "Parker," starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez, showing off Lopez's behind. We also have a new poster for "The Last Stand," starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Johnny Knoxville. Check everything out below.

Parker: A thief with a unique code of professional ethics is double-crossed by his crew and left for dead. Assuming a new identity and forming an unlikely alliance with a woman on the inside, he looks to hijack the score of the crew's latest heist. Set to hit theaters on January 25th.

The Last Stand: The leader of a drug cartel busts out of a courthouse and speeds to the Mexican border, where the only thing in his path is a sheriff and his inexperienced staff. Set to hit theaters on January 18th.

"Parker" Poster: (click to enlarge)


"The Last Stand" Poster: (click to enlarge)


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Gates writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 9:29:58 PM

I'm sure "The Last Stand" will be an entertaining movie but it's going to bomb at the box office. Someone said it before on WP, but Arnold's first comeback movie should have been a sequel to a familiar franchise (IE Terminator, Predator, etc).
Avirex writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 9:54:53 PM

That 'Last Stand' poster looks like something I would put together 10 years ago after a heavy night of partying, except this is worse.
pornfly writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 10:01:34 PM

Money+ lack of self esteem+feeling of low self worth
= hot chics showin da goods ILUVIT

When she was on Livin Colour she couldnt stop showin it off
After Out of Sight she took herself all serious
Now thats all she can do to sell her movies

Why are these studios still putting her in movies?
This movie is going to do just as well with her in it as it would have without her.

And if this movie does do well is she now going to be in every action movie like the token black sidekick?
CelluloidMan writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 10:14:07 PM

PARKER sounds luke a toss between PAYBACK & OUT OF SIGHT. Pretty curious on Statham & JLo's chemistry onscreen.

Looks like a by-the-numbers action movie....like a toss between COPLAND & WALKING TALL including the comedic sidekick of Johnny Knoxville....

Meh...we'll see.
BlackDynamite writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 10:32:00 PM

Oh look, its Johnny Knoxville playing the same character from Walking Tall.
BlackDynamite writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 10:32:35 PM

Oh look, its Johnny Knoxville playing the same part he plays in all forms of media he's been in.
BlackDynamite writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 10:33:27 PM

If I don't get to see J.lo's bare ass in Parker, I will wikipedia 30 ways to kick Statham's ass.
boogiel writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 10:54:29 PM

Lame posters.
minkowski writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 11:41:20 PM

Yeah lame posters.

The second one looks like some fictional movie you'd see on the walls of a fictional movie studio inside a real film made to mock Hollywood's lack of creativity, e.g., Last Action Hero, and yet, here it is, ready for your wallet.

The first one looks like something I'd put together if I wanted to imagine what an over-exploited action hack would look like next to an expensive whore, using some scissors, kid's non-toxic glue and a ratty copy of 'sh*t for Brains' magazine, circa May 1995.
minkowski writes:
on January 3rd, 2013 at 11:46:31 PM

The first one should be titled 'Mr. and Mrs. Who Gives A f*ck?'.

Second should be titled 'Dead and Dumb', or Johnny Knoxville takes his horse to the glue factory, starring Jackass and that stupid guy from that stupid stunt show.

Two jackasses in one film. Yay!



Whatever.
pornfly writes:
on January 4th, 2013 at 1:19:28 AM

Last Stand looks like me and MINK hangin out
pornfly writes:
on January 4th, 2013 at 1:20:23 AM

Ones not too happy and the other guy is too goofy to care
Rocksteddy writes:
on January 4th, 2013 at 3:24:27 AM

Parker looks like sh*t. Like actual sh*t. Like a pile of vile, rancid, stinking, and juicy Buffalo diarrhea.
As for The Last Stand, by god I hope this is as great as Arnold's earlier films.
Terminator, Last Action Hero, Predator, Commando, Total Recall, The Expendables 1 and 2, f*cking love 'em all.
Cannon writes:
on January 4th, 2013 at 5:06:34 AM


She's looking at me. JLo is looking right at me, saying, "Come over here and tap this ass, Cannon."

Well, far be it from me to turn down a lady's offer...


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