Another Terrible Trailer for Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" Sexual Thriller

bet u she couldnt turn down that schlong just like dina lohan couldnt ahhh LA nightlife ,expensive food ,drinks, james deens d*ck with a coke just smothered on it with momma and daughter lohan going to town getting taught the lesson of RESPECT

By the time she gets to interracial gangbangs, I won't even care.

I really wish, and I mean this, Lindsay Lohan would f*cking die, just so we can stop hearing her godawful name.

porn stars starting to get serious?
and going into acting hahahahhaha

The problem with this is that too many people are talking about Lohan instead of Paul Schrader, who was a fairly interesting and quite talented filmmaker in his time. I’m not saying that will automatically make this movie good, but if I see it, I’ll see it for his contribution at least.

It's only the 2nd day of this year and it's already tainted with Lohan garbage.

here comes her razzie nomination and a clean sweep in every category, get down the bookies now

She'll be dead in year or two.

"You will laugh until you don't"

Yeah, right. This movie itself is a joke not worth laughing.

Any way I can print this trailer out and wipe my ass with it?

@Cannon: I sincerely appreciate that comment, as you seem to know Schrader's work, but why the f*ck did he want to sully his name by working with Lohan? Why would anyone? Why is she able to get even limited work in Hollywood when there's a ton of talented actresses who can't even get the slightest of breaks?

Does Bret Easton Ellis know how to write anything but books about sociopaths?

this is a college film right?

She dead yet?

I don't get it....is this MEANT to be awful, or was that just an unfortunate by-product of the "talent" involved in the making of it?

I'd say it's the byproduct of an inoperable brain tumor the size of Andre the Giant's nut sac.

sweet jesus this could not look worse. and hey, i suppose it might actually be a film worth watch based on the pedigree of its director, but if I were Paul Shrader, I would hunt down the marketing team responsible for this and give them all Columbian neckties.