Today we have another pointless trailer for "The Canyons," a sexual thriller that stars Lindsay Lohan and male porn star James Deen (Batman XXX: A Porn Parody). Check it out below.
"The Canyons" follows sex and crime among a group of twentysomethings in Los Angeles. Deen is playing a manipulative trust-fund kid with dreams of making a movie. Lohan will play his girlfriend, addicted to a materialist lifestyle.
The new movie is written by "American Psycho" author Bret Easton Ellis and directed by Paul Schrader (Auto Focus).
Gnarkillwrites: on January 2nd, 2013 at 9:12:57 PM
bet u she couldnt turn down that schlong just like dina lohan couldnt ahhh LA nightlife ,expensive food ,drinks, james deens d*ck with a coke just smothered on it with momma and daughter lohan going to town getting taught the lesson of RESPECT
minkowskiwrites: on January 2nd, 2013 at 9:13:56 PM
By the time she gets to interracial gangbangs, I won't even care.
minkowskiwrites: on January 2nd, 2013 at 10:03:07 PM
I really wish, and I mean this, Lindsay Lohan would f*cking die, just so we can stop hearing her godawful name.
The problem with this is that too many people are talking about Lohan instead of Paul Schrader, who was a fairly interesting and quite talented filmmaker in his time. Iím not saying that will automatically make this movie good, but if I see it, Iíll see it for his contribution at least.
Any way I can print this trailer out and wipe my ass with it?
minkowskiwrites: on January 2nd, 2013 at 11:56:59 PM
@Cannon: I sincerely appreciate that comment, as you seem to know Schrader's work, but why the f*ck did he want to sully his name by working with Lohan? Why would anyone? Why is she able to get even limited work in Hollywood when there's a ton of talented actresses who can't even get the slightest of breaks?
minkowskiwrites: on January 2nd, 2013 at 11:59:33 PM
Does Bret Easton Ellis know how to write anything but books about sociopaths?
sweet jesus this could not look worse. and hey, i suppose it might actually be a film worth watch based on the pedigree of its director, but if I were Paul Shrader, I would hunt down the marketing team responsible for this and give them all Columbian neckties.