Today we have the official trailer for "Scary Movie 5," starring Ashley Tisdale, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Heather Locklear, Mike Tyson, Audrina Patridge, Kendra Wilkinson and Terry Crews. Check it out below.
Plot: The story revolves around three dancers — one veteran performer and two upstarts who are also best friends — who vie for the lead in a new production from a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed director.
The new movie is directed by Malcolm Lee (Soul Men, Undercover Brother) and is set to hit theaters on April 12th, 2013.
Mike Tyson and Heather locklea?
Yea definitely watching this one
nicholas56writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 7:40:51 AM
Anna ferris got tired of this season and i see why
KillerCOckwrites: on December 22nd, 2012 at 8:52:32 AM
I really thought that was Dicaprio for a second! hahahaha
BadChadB33writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 10:13:32 AM
Well.....that was sh*t!!
Tanman32123writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 10:37:13 AM
Lmao This looks sick! Looks way better then the 4th That's for sure
vincere01writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 11:22:00 AM
Ferris wanted to get her current pay rate which is about 2 or 3 million more than the last time. Since the last one was barely profitable the studio decided to go with cheaper actors. Plus they had been giving her less and less screen time as the series went on anyway. As for the trailer....looks like the worst one yet. The sheen and Lohan bit is about 2 years too late. Its basicly all the jokes centered around them for the last few years rolled into one.I can see why she tried to get out of it, but in all likelyhood that is the most exposure she will get for years
hellsingfanwrites: on December 22nd, 2012 at 12:21:17 PM
The film's opening sequence with Charlie Sheen and Who-Gives-A-sh*t might have a chance but other than that.. looks f*cking awful.
pornflywrites: on December 22nd, 2012 at 7:06:22 PM
Now that the world is still here
I wonder what George Lucas is gonna do with his 2Billion dollars in cash he got from Disney
leilei89writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 7:23:44 PM
leilei89writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 7:25:18 PM
This looks like it will be as big a hit as the 4th one... they should have kept it a trilogy... if that even!
Tanman32123writes: on December 22nd, 2012 at 8:22:43 PM
What would you do!?
Rangerwrites: on December 23rd, 2012 at 3:11:09 AM
I'm on a date. Take this 'lady' out of town to a small hamlet to a steakhouse bar I like (note to self - out of town dates... bad idea). While driving in(to the hamlet, not the bitch I was with), I see a 'circus' (movie trailers). So sitting on the patio at the restaurant, nice sunny, quiet day in the country. I ask out server, 'Hey... I noticed a few movie trailers back there, who is here filming?' 'Heather Locklear' - she replied. She was just in the restaurant the previous day doing a scene. I reply: 'Oh, Heather Locklear.' After the server takes our drink order and goes back in, bitch I'm with (after showing me her fit arms/bi-ceps... yeah, she did that, and asked what I thought, I said 'nice' upon which she replied: 'Nice... just nice?!' Ugh! Any-who...), asks: 'Would you rather be with Heather Locklear?!' I (of course) gave the obvious reply any straight man, or lesbian... or even some gay guy would: 'Yes.' She didn't like that. Needless to say I didn't f*ck her in the end.
pornflywrites: on December 23rd, 2012 at 3:41:04 AM
I had a feeling it was 4billion from the time i heard till the time i posted
Thats why i didnt go overboard with my post
looks like mother f*ckin sh*t!!
on that you work almost ten years... loosers
Kurskijwrites: on December 23rd, 2012 at 4:26:36 AM
Happy Birthday, pornfly.
Mo money, mo bitches, mo power.
yoshi187writes: on December 23rd, 2012 at 5:14:36 AM
That was truly dreadful, i didn't even smile. The c*nts that made this should hang themselves. How are there so many unfunny people thieving a living these days??
leilei89writes: on December 23rd, 2012 at 12:13:07 PM
Happy birthday Pornfly.
Ranger is that story real? If so, did you not screw her because she didn't get why you'd rather have Heather Locklear, or did she refuse to screw you because you'd rather have Heather Locklear?
Rangerwrites: on December 23rd, 2012 at 1:12:30 PM
It's a true story.
I didn't even want to screw her after that. When we were headed back to the city, she asked if she could drive my car. I said no. Then she played with the stereo all the way back home, going through albums, playing songs for 10 seconds at a time. She was just a self-centered, pouty biach.
@pornfly - Happy Birthday my friend.
pornflywrites: on December 23rd, 2012 at 4:40:49 PM
thx lady and germs
Watched Casino Royale last night for the fourth time
Gonna watch Quantum of Solace for the third
Then its on my way to FINALLY see Skyfall