NASA Unveils New Space Suit, Looks Like Buzz Lightyear from "Toy Story"

That's very pretty. I bet the word "Juicy" is printed on the backside.

Looks like Chris Pine inside. Coincidence? Probably.

Also: Looks like a f*cking Fruit of the Loom condom.

Also: Great. Space suits. But we ride on Russian rockets. Yeah. f*ck NASA.

"The plan is to have the suit ready within the next few years."

Don't hold your breath.

(get it?)

Anyway, toy space suits for a toy space agency. Go play with your Mars rocks, NASA. Should have given us suits like those in Prometheus.

So, ah, they are making a Live-Action adaptation of Toy Story.

Whoa Disney you sure have some connections in the business.

^^^I heard they're buying NASA too.

I wanna bang Carrie Anne Moss and yell,"TO inTRINITY, AND BEHIND!"

I always wanted to be an astronaut
But when i flew in the Navy i was like
f*ckTHIS
you cant even pull over!
Not for me
I dont know how that black homo from Revenge of the Nerds in SpaceCamp did it!
O yeah,"think of eating french fries"

Right
french fries

Buying NASA that's new to me. I wonder if there are human rights, of course there are things humans doesn't have the right to.

I mean. There could be a law of patenting human beings, you know, someone that is winning money over your own life.

It doesn't matter how many good people there might be out there, but those who have the power end up always winning and they're not really the good guys, but in comic-books and films and some other crap like that, they are the heroes, well at least, let me remember Ozymandias and his lover Dr. Manhattan, oops, I mean, his very good old Heterosexual all chicks for us, great friend and almost brother, Mr. Jonathan Osterman a.k.a. Dr. Manhattan.

Wow NASA. I couldn't give a f*ck.

Hey that looks like the space suit that Buzz Lightyear wears in Toy Story.

lol.

I. Don't. Care.

How has no one seen the space man camel toe ?

Yep. CT big time!

They should use the ones from sunshine crack out the gold spraypaint