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US Government Seizes Lindsay Lohan's Bank Accounts

Posted: December 4th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
US Government Seizes Lindsay LohanSubmit Comment
Lindsay Lohan's life is now at an all-time low. She is at risk of violating probation, which will likely result in jail time. Plus her comeback role in "Liz and Dick" failed to impress critics. This is probably why she drinks two liters of vodka per day.

And now comes word that the IRS has seized all of the money in her bank accounts. This stems from Lohan's failure to pay taxes in 2009, owing $234,000 to the US government. Charlie Sheen gave her $100,000 while shooting "Scary Movie 5" together, but that wasn't enough to keep the IRS away.

The problem is that Lohan also owes money for 2011. IRS gave her enough time to pay off her debt, but the actress hasn't made much effort to do so. As a result, Lohan is now desperate to make any money that she can.

The bizarre thing is that she earned an estimated $2 million just in 2012. It's not clear why she couldn't use some of that money to repay her debt. It's either she owes more than expected or is just incredibly irresponsible.

Source: Hollywood Gossip


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WV-Films writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 7:53:35 PM

In other news. No one cares that Lindsay Lohan committed suicide.
Rambo writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 7:59:52 PM

will she survive till 21.12?
minkowski writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 8:11:57 PM

I guess that's one way Obama can reduce the deficit and debt...
minkowski writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 8:12:31 PM

I love the image. Suggesting suicide, Alex? No need. Pretty sure she's well on her way unassisted.
sm00th_eskimo writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 8:15:34 PM

This train wreak of a whore is about to derail.
cress writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 8:44:31 PM

I read the story and all I came away with was "Lindsay Lohan blew Charlie Sheen for money."
Cannon writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:10:11 PM

"US Government Seizes Lindsay Lohan's Bank Accounts" -- catches multiple venereal diseases as a result.
pornfly writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:10:49 PM

Cory Feldman said the U.S. government could freeze his bank account
pornfly writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:12:12 PM

lol CANNON
boogiel writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:29:27 PM

She's broke which means she is gonna need some more Mr Pink money or she'll be showing the pink to get more money!!!!
minkowski writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:34:33 PM

"Lindsay Lohan's life is now at an all-time low."

This bitch has been on her back in a ditch. I think she knows low already.

"She is at risk of violating probation"

The bitch violated the Geneva Convention against chemical warfare. You think she gives a sh*t about probation?

Give a sh*t? Hell, the bitch can't even afford to pay attention right now.

"which will likely result in jail time."

Pffft. She's been in prison since the day she was born. A penitentiary for the stupid. Her life is a cell, her stupidity the bars and the world her warden.


"Plus her comeback role in "Liz and d*ck" failed to impress critics."

Pffft. A euphemism. How do I know? Lady Garbage called it beautiful. Lady Garbage wears raw meat and sings like Honey Boo Boo's mother looks.

Plain f*cking awful.


"This is probably why she drinks two liters of vodka per day."

Or to wash Sheen's semen down her gullet.

pornfly writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:44:15 PM

I heard her account at the Sperm Bank had a negative balance
minkowski writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:46:21 PM

"And now comes word that the IRS has seized all of the money in her bank accounts."

That's what happens to d*cktakers who spread weapons of mass destruction, and as she's a highway terrorist, I'm awaiting the Navy SEAL midnight intrusion, something she would otherwise enjoy, to assassinate this stupid bitch.

"This stems from Lohan's failure to pay taxes in 2009"

Back taxes? The stupid bitch probably thinks that's why her spine no longer curves.

"owing $234,000 to the US government"

Lol. That's funny. Someone owes the American government money and not the other way around. Call Ripley and Guinness.

"Charlie Sheen gave her $100,000"

He shoved a thousand hundred dollar bills into her c*nt to stop the hemorrhaging. That's not giving, that's f*cking triage.

"while shooting "Scary Movie 5" together"

Two self-destructing losers in bed together does not make a film.

If that were the case, Romney and Ryan's presidential bid would be on BluRay by now.


"but that wasn't enough to keep the IRS away."


Yeah, but it was the first time the IRS did an audit in a hazmat suit.
OneTime writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:48:13 PM

yesssss lets hope she will kill herself now.
minkowski writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:56:45 PM

"The problem is that Lohan also owes money for 2011."

No, no, no. The problem is that Lindsay is still alive and not crumpled burnt bacon bits in a BMW's trunk.

"IRS gave her enough time to pay off her debt"

Not even Jesus Christ, who died for the sins of the entire world, could pay off this stupid bitch's debts.

"but the actress hasn't made much effort to do so."

Inside her nose is 80 kilos of coke. In her gut is ten gallons of semen.

You'd find it difficult to move if your body was a Sea World of sin, too.

"As a result, Lohan is now desperate to make any money that she can."

She's likely the only actress who, in going from trailer to trailer park, from back lot to back alley, will make more money on knees than on set.

And then she'll die.
minkowski writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 10:06:44 PM

"The bizarre thing is"

...she was born? She's still alive? Her parents haven't been prosecuted for crimes against humanity?

"that she earned an estimated $2 million just in 2012."

Yeah, and the guys down in Culiacan and Cartagena say thanks for the timely payments. Their solid gold Land Rovers say hello too.

"It's not clear why she couldn't use some of that money to repay her debt."

Because she's a dumb bitch. Christ. Are you one too?

"It's either she owes more than expected or is just incredibly irresponsible."

Incredibly irresponsible is the hospital not giving Dinah an emergency abortion and subsequent euthanasia.

Everything thereafter is Satan having fun.



Donyae 420 writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 10:24:12 PM

I'd still hit
Mudders writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 10:42:34 PM

pull the damn trigger bitch or suck my d*ck......




BANG!!






f*ck
PATRIOT writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 10:44:58 PM

Hey,

didn't that dumb f@ck white trash red neck skank hillbilly meth head c*ck sucker endorse Mitt Romney?

LOL!!! LMFAO!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!

LOSER!!!
Ranger writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:23:11 PM

She earned a 'reported' $2mil. in 2012.

-30% taxes.
-15% Agent.
-15%+ lawyer, publicist, etc.
-50% condoms for Ronson's cack.

-110%

+ back taxes still due.

I'd still f*ck her for $100. (I mean she pays me... I'm sure as hell not paying to bone that).

Ranger writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:25:49 PM

Remember we picked on Gary 'til he turned up dead. Now Lovag. WP may bec*m the Ouija Board of the Twilight Zone.




Sweet!
OneTime writes:
on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:43:36 PM

id give her 20 bucks for gonorrhea .
rockkillers writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 12:59:48 AM

She's such a train wreck!
GreenLensman writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 1:00:25 AM

how can you call jiz and d*ck a c*mback roll, god that just sounds nasty
Man in Black writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 1:09:08 AM

HOLD ON LINDSAY ! At least till the new year cause your ass is in my 2013 Death Pool bitch !And you're worth a sh*t ton of points .
Ranger writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 1:27:51 AM

lol.

All the sensitivity on this site of a Sam Kinison performance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npbFzDwAzUY
bane writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 1:51:29 AM

New York Film Critics

Best Film:
Zero Dark Thirty

Best Actor:
Daniel Day-Lewis Lincoln

Best Actress:
Rachel Weisz The Deep Blue Sea

Best Supporting Actor:
Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike

Best Supporting Actress:
Sally Field Lincoln
Ranger writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:11:25 AM

What... no Lohan?!
GreenLensman writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:24:56 AM

theres a reason our best comedians don't exist anymore, it's because there would be absolute anarchy due to all the AWARENESS
Ranger writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:26:15 AM

lol. No sh*t.
trailertrash writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:44:59 AM

Kevin Clash was heard saying last night;

"Life could be worse for me, At least i'm not Lindsay Lohan".
Ranger writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:50:56 AM

I wonder who (or what) Clash is fisting these days since he and Elmo broke up?
trailertrash writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:59:50 AM

He's a Mcdonalds kids entertainer now, Hand puppets and kids self made milkshakes is his speciality
Ranger writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 3:08:49 AM

Kids c*m from far and wide for his milkshakes.
trailertrash writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 3:19:34 AM

They c*m for the shakes and they stay for his Chocolate Starfish
Johnnyb writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 4:11:06 AM

Porn, girl, just do porn with your amazing body. They pay well!
Venom1970 writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 4:15:27 AM

Fitting photo. Time to Die.
Kurskij writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 5:04:34 AM

You blew in, Lin.

There's another thing to blow. Howbouta $50?
paulodelrey writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 8:52:03 AM

LOVE YOU LINDSAY! <3
beepboop writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 10:18:14 AM

"This is probably why she drinks two liters of vodka per day."

I bet she will end up getting a new liver. Thus killing someone who really needed a liver transplant, but she had to get drunk, because everybody is so mean!
SkullKrusher writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 12:24:07 PM

Mink, with your commentary on Lohan's state of affairs, it would appear that you speak from experience! S'pose you understand this way of life, needing to get any form of recognition for your efforts to stoop as low as Lohan's vag hangs whilst sucking your own c*m out of Sheen's arse while maintaining your gutter snipe douching image! Bravo!!!
minkowski writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:25:02 PM

Hey, someone around here has to make the clever, intelligent remarks, and I approach the task with aplomb.

Not like I can expect you to do it, right? Nah. You're too busy playing to the moronic crowd hoping they'll accept you.

Good luck with that, mindless sadist.
minkowski writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:39:51 PM

And my above breakdown above was actually decent work. A hell of a lot more thought went into them than twenty of any random posts on here.

And I wasn't even trying.
bane writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 2:45:20 PM

and the RAZZIE goes to...

lindsay lohan
SoftimusPrime writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 4:40:42 PM

How f*cking bad must you be doing if CHARLIE SHEEN is lending YOU money?!
Ranger writes:
on December 4th, 2012 at 5:16:12 PM

Lending? No. He f*cked her for it. You can bet a kidney on that.
ChicagoSciFi writes:
on December 5th, 2012 at 3:09:48 PM

Really doubt anyone would miss her much. Friends, family, yes. Me? Nope.
GreenLensman writes:
on December 6th, 2012 at 6:21:44 PM

"charlie gave lohan 100g, while shooting" i believe it

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