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pornfly writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 7:03:09 AM
I give this zero sh*ts
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bandolero999 writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 7:29:15 AM
I thought the remake with Vince Vaughn was sh*t enough.
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bandolero999 writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 7:37:08 AM
Trailer for the Package.Starring Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren,Darren Shalavi,Jerry Trimble:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SabAhpNb4Y&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLDJZwG-vOudQdayY6_K74Ew
looks hilarious.
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BadChadB33 writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:31:24 AM
It'll be canceled in 3 episodes.
Bando - Jerry Trimble? Holy sh*t, ever watch Full Contact with him in it?
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Mudders writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:41:19 AM
First Violent Teasers for "Bates Motel" TV Series, Prequel to Alfred Hitchc*ck's "Psycho"
if you say so
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Kurskij writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:53:38 AM
"I give this zero sh*ts"
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a player! Who's willing to up the stakes? One sh*t, give one sh*t and you win this one! Fellas and chicks, pussies and d*cks, make your bets or you'll fall through the nets. Just one sh*t to win!
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cress writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 10:21:48 AM
My only complaint is that Vera Farmiga isn't showing any Bates bush.
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bandolero999 writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 10:55:57 AM
No I haven't any good?
Jerry fights jet li in the master.
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pornfly writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 11:16:40 AM
SOLD
to the comrade with The Kremlin in his pants
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/06/02/50945_vera_farmiga_downtothebone_123_401lo.jpg
http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Vera-Farmiga-650x289-27kb-media-3591-media-124641-1193767503.jpg
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cress writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 11:23:36 AM
^^^thanks pornfly
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pornfly writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 12:10:06 PM
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/h/1/h146mukd4kl8dkk6.jpg
^
Her husband looks like a Wolfed out James Spader
must be f*ckn nice
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Kurskij writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 1:59:58 PM
Vera in Russian means 'fate'.
I have fate in this one. Mhhhm
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Rambo writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 2:26:10 PM
my thoughts on pornfly's 2nd link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81gWFanDO0
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BadChadB33 writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 3:31:46 PM
Bando- its a horrible remake of Bloodfist 1. I have the master on dvd.
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 4:33:22 PM
Dear god. Now I was going to say something positive, like at least it's not on network television so it doesn't have to follow the FCC hard-nosed moral mandate, but then I watched the teasers and wondered just what the f*ck I was seeing.
The thing is, Normal didn't do sh*t like this. That was the thing. He was...Normal. Looking. On the surface. Until you took a shower and the he turned into a psycho, so it was very Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but here we see him burning corpses in the open, like no one's going to see the smoke, right, and then he has someone chained under a sink. Why? That's not scary. And lame camerawork too, unlike the way Hitchc*ck filmed the shower scene using, IIRC, a 50mm lens to best approximate human vision, which was to say, he wanted you to see what the KILLER saw, and that was pretty innovative back then, but here we just have some panning about that hints at perhaps a deleted scene from Saw or The Crazies.
Lame. Nothing experimental, nothing new, nothing fresh or exciting, just another cynical cashing in on the name of the Bates Motel to sell some low-rent trash.
And they called themselves Arts and Entertainment, lol. Still recall when that meant it was a more refined channel, more polished, more high-brow.
Now it looks like TBS for retards.
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Tanman32123 writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 4:47:18 PM
Do you REALLY call those teaser trailers? They were 15 f*cking seconds long! wow, that was sh*t lol but i still MIGHT tune into this, if the real trailer looks promising.
IF..
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 5:10:47 PM
TEASER trailers. They are teasers to the trailer or some sh*t to get you primed for the trailer that'll get you even more primed to sit your fat white honkey ass in your chair and stare slack-jawed like a zone-ed out zombie from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for an hour so, at least long enough to watch A&E's tampon and diaper commercials, because that's the only people who watching A&E: bleeding women and pissing old people.
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 5:14:09 PM
-ing.
...get an edit option you lazy greedy Jew.
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Ranger writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 7:08:15 PM
Ahh...
'greedy, Jew' in the same sentence mink?
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 7:12:24 PM
The thesaurus in my brain is stuttering today, Ranger.
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Rambo writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 7:48:55 PM
here's a new trailer for you,Alex...source:worstpreviews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTS3SNwGAes
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:07:40 PM
In totally unrelated news, I do believe Dark and Jb have been perma-banned.
Either that or they're dead/imprisoned.
In any case, yay.
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Rambo writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:24:21 PM
They are busy with Lana
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:34:44 PM
Yeah. She's making them watch Cloud Atlas.
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Rambo writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:42:29 PM
Director's cut...
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:46:38 PM
More like the director's chop.
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Rambo writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 8:48:37 PM
No standing ovations this time i guess...
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minkowski writes: on December 2nd, 2012 at 9:07:59 PM
Nope. Instead of the Oscar statue, they plan to give Lana a bronzed d*ck and balls.
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Tanman32123 writes: on December 3rd, 2012 at 12:13:26 PM
f*ck Dark and JB, I hope they get aids! Bastards..
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synthetic1985 writes: on December 3rd, 2012 at 3:13:05 PM
the teasers look so terrible i mean the least they could do is show the bates motel light logo on the building instead of some random thing on fire or somebody cuffed under a sink...let's play that game 'where did the talent go?'
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