Today we have a restricted trailer for "The ABCs of Death," which is a horror film comprised of twenty-six parts, each directed by a different helmer. Check it out below.
The directors were assigned a letter of the alphabet and given free reign in choosing a word to create a story involving death. Some of the directors include Jason Eisener (Hobo With a Shotgun) and Ti West (The Innkeepers).
"The ABCs of Death" will be available on VOD on January 31st and will then hit theaters on March 8th, in limited release.
looks surprisingly good, the claymation kinda through me off a bit
Mudderswrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 8:44:00 AM
this looks awesome
should i have a hard on after seeing this??
minkowskiwrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 12:17:24 PM
So. 26 five-minute film sketches depicting the three or four ways people can die in a baptismal of blood, and they call this cinema?
Between the Welfare *ssholes re-electing Obama and the total and absolute death of whatever it is we once considered Western culture, I'm pretty much f*cking ready to move that new planet they found around Alpha Centauri.
f*ck you, humanity.
James Blondwrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 1:09:42 PM
Minkowski dude, though I may not always see eye to eye with you on everything. I have to say that you are probably my favorite poster on WP. Not that I'm trying to kiss your ass, I simply would like to say that I actually respect your opinion. I always check to see what your thoughts are on said news. And I'm so glad to see that your not another mindless puppet who thinks obama is the next f*cking messiah. I swear there won't be anything left of America by the time the next four years is up!
And I agree, what the f*ck is this film trying to accomplish? the shorts are going to be so pointlessly short, that even if there was an ounce of plot or character development to them, its not like anyone is going to have any emotional connection or sympathy for the characters. Funny enough the only one of of those shorts that I found even remotely entertaining was the claymation one. And that's only due to a childhood fascination with Mr.Bill lol.
minkowskiwrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 3:28:02 PM
@Sunlightwings: thanks, really. That means I now have two fans, and 6,375 haters.
And yep, Obama. What a f*cktard. And the morons who voted for him too. Psssst! Talking to YOU, dipsh*t. Yeah, that's right, you.
Hope they love the end of America that's coming soon to a neighborhood near them.
f*cking Marxist *ssholes.
Tanman32123writes: on November 15th, 2012 at 3:52:23 PM
Could be interesting :)
pornflywrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 4:36:52 PM
I now have two fans
Whos the other one?
Juss fuknwitya,i cant imagine this place without you nohomo.you should do a podcast with some like minded folk if you ever get bored with this
Im still readin that script btw
Im just not too big on reading, Ive only read a handful of books to date
minkowskiwrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 5:28:19 PM
"Whos the other one? You??"
"you should do a podcast with some like minded folk if you ever get bored with this"
Already ahead of ya', just waiting for them to get paroled.
"Im just not too big on reading, Ive only read a handful of books to date"
Yeah, but the Kamasutra doesn't count, Pornfly...
pornflywrites: on November 15th, 2012 at 5:50:10 PM