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Arnold Schwarzenegger is Back for "The Legend of Conan"

Posted: October 26th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Back for "The Legend of Conan"Submit Comment
Two weeks ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked whether he will ever return to the "Conan" franchise. The actor replied that he's planning to make a new "Conan" film as soon as he finishes work on his "Ten" action thriller. Apparently he wasn't kidding.

Now comes word Universal Pictures is moving forward with "The Legend of Conan," and making it a top priority. Chris Morgan (Fast Five, Wanted) already came up with a story and may end up writing the script. Universal wants the new "Conan" film in theaters by Summer of 2014.

The plan is to bring back Schwarzenegger as an older Conan, and ignore every "Conan" installment, except for the original. "The original ended with Arnold on the throne as a seasoned warrior, and this is the take of the film we will make," said producer Fredrik Malmberg. "[Conan] has played the role of king, warrior, soldier and mercenary, and who has bedded more women than anyone. [But now he's] nearing the last cycle of his life. He knows he'll be going to Valhalla, and wants to go out with a good battle."

Schwarzenegger added: "I always loved the Conan character and I'm honored to be asked to step into the role once again."

Source: Deadline


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pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 6:38:11 AM

Haye-joo-jah as the mexicans say
Electro Rock writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 6:46:06 AM

Whaaat?
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 6:52:24 AM

Hallelujah
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 6:56:21 AM

"crank it up f*ckerz"

get this f*ckin movie done already

this the only Ahnold movie i care about until Mexi-Arnold stops eating burritos and bulks up to be the next Terminator
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:02:41 AM

I want a hard 'R' rating and lots of camel punching

wait, dont post tha
billofill writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:05:10 AM

Too bad he's never played the character before................
boogiel writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:16:35 AM

He better be jacked on the roids.
SACdaddy writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:23:36 AM

This may be the film that kills Arnold.
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:33:28 AM

The plan is to bring back Schwarzenegger as an older Conan, and ignore every "Conan" installment, except for the original

Thank god

McQueen writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:38:20 AM

John Milius should be wrting the script. I jhope he's still alive though...
Cinemaisdead writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:38:27 AM

Two weeks ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked whether he will ever return to the "Conan" franchise.

I think it's safe to say at this point that Arnie would return to the Kindergarten Cop franchise if he got a bit of money for it. Saw him on Graham Norton the other night he looks like a mix between a trout fish and a saggy vagina. Please ban blu ray releases of his future films, no kid should have to see that face in HD!
bandolero999 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:47:47 AM

Dustin putnam gave cloud atlas a 10
Now I have an excuse not to watch it.
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:48:31 AM

So DP gives Cloud Atlas 10/10 in his review while the movie drops to rotten level of 59% on RT
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:52:07 AM

A review for Funsize??????
TemporalFlux writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:56:06 AM

DP for Lana, LOL.
Džeko writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:10:49 AM

" Ya,we ar making it coz Momoa iz not a Conan hiz a quaja boy"!
McQueen writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:14:40 AM

Rambo

RT was never a reference to me let alone WP but I just watched the 5:42 sec trailer and the future, present and past concept with the interconnection of the different characters has much more to tell in the film I'm sure. I'm really looking forward to this as Tom Hanks rarely disappoints and so does the Wachowski brothers.

If anyone is interested, this longer trailer shows much more the potential of this brilliant film to be (I hope):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKteFBRL_w
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:45:18 AM

@bullitt

I hope you are right and the movie turns out to be great but I seriously dou

Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:45:44 AM

doubt it because of Lana
trailertrash writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:51:54 AM

Never seen the Conan films or Red Sonja !
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:57:28 AM

Cloud Atlas looks like three hours of pretentious Hollywood drivel directed by someone with a d*ckgina.

Lots of pointless CGI, lots of silly historical depictions, even more politically-correct diversity casting and New Age claptrap.

I'll still see it, but I might have to have my stomach pumped afterwards.



As for Conan, I guess that says a hell of a lot about Momoa's viability as an actor when his only mainstream film is to be ignored in favor of a sequel starring Arnold as Grandfather Conan. Must suck to be Momoa, getting upstaged by someone Arnie's age. All that working out, all that sucking d*ck, just to have a guy with drooping tits steal your meal.
Avirex writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:11:32 AM

Will Roland Kickinger (Arnold's first bastard child) play the young Conan in flashbacks? And will they CGI Arnold's turkey neck and man tits?

cress writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:13:07 AM

"...he looks like a mix between a trout fish and a saggy vagina."
LOL
Electro Rock writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:51:13 AM

I hope this doesn't kill Momoas Conan. I liked that movie. Didn't like the villains much. Rose McGowan. Was bad and Pearlmans acting was insufferable. Momoas. Conan was awesome, set design and costume was good and the story was ok. Would like to see more.

I love the original with Arnie. It has to be done the same. w
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:52:32 AM

Thus is great news, I highly approve of this. But the comments from some make me sick!! Whoever writes it, directs it or stars in it is NONE of your f*ckING business so shove your opinion up your ASS!
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 10:00:28 AM

^^It IS my business, pigf*cker, because I'm the SOB with the money that buys a ticket to whatever sh*tfest the studios screen.
Electro Rock writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 10:22:12 AM

Agreed. Once you buy a ticket you are invested and can say whatever. With Conan or Arnie, I'm pretty sure we've all invested in it. Wtf?
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 11:07:37 AM

Make this your last film Arnie.
swoooop writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 11:48:23 AM

Inn other words, there will be some years in-till we can enjoy a good Conan film........and an intelligent remark from Mink.
Maybe JB is the hero this site needs.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 12:03:45 PM

^^Everything I say is intelligent, brightening the landscape of discourse, and yet my comments penetrate your mind as much as sunshine penetrates a closed coffin.
Mr. Blonde writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 12:08:54 PM

Ignore every “Conan” installment except the original...I can see ignoring Jason Mamoa’s eye-liner efforts. But crazy ass Grace Jones’ Zula and Wilt-the-Stilt-the-I’ve-f*cked-more-girls-than-Ranger-Chamberlain? Yeah ok f*ck 'em as well.
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 12:29:18 PM

Thank you for your encouraging comment.

Mink the people who make the film don't need your input on how to do it.

And Bullit it a piss soaked pedophilic hobo
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 12:36:16 PM

"Mink the people who make the film don't need your input on how to do it."

No, no they do not, but they sure as f*ck need my money, and yours too, if they want to make any more movies, now don't they?
sherv writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 12:53:17 PM

Perfect, I've waited years for a king Conan after seeing him on the throne at the end, just like the old comics!
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 1:16:56 PM

Yes true, very true. A wise man mr minkowski unlike that waste of life chook rimmer Bullit! Oh and u said I'm a pig f*cker? Yes I'm afraid I will give u that as when I porked bullits lady friend she squealed like a stuffed pig
⊂((・x・))⊃
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 1:17:19 PM

'pigf*cker'!? mink please. Leave his dead whore of a mother out of this.

As to this news. Arnie saw the picture above and said...

http://tinyurl.com/JBgetsRAPED
MyCircusLife writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 1:19:40 PM

Sorry JB, but you clearly know nothing about films beyond watching them. I've been in entertainment for 16 yrs. and I know Mink works in the industry as well, so we might just know what we're talking about. If studios weren't looking for input then why do test footage, test screenings, test audiences (who fill out comment sheets to offer their INPUT after viewing), and other outlets for gauging the way a film will play to general audiences. At the end of the day, the studios really do want to make us happy. Most fail when they think they know what's good for us without even asking.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 1:51:47 PM

^^This. Not because he agrees with me, but because it's right.

As I've said before, studios need YOU more than we need THEM, but people have forgotten this fact; they forget they can vote with their wallets.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:03:48 PM

_JB_ needs attention because his mommy is a compost heap, and he doesn't know who his dad is (Tip: check the prisons).
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:38:21 PM

Mink and mycircus , I step back, and agree my apologies for seeming pig headed.
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:41:11 PM

Ranger that type of comment is getting kinda old? Doesn't bother me upset me at all ^_^ I don't dislike u so no need really.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:43:02 PM

^^As annoying as you are, I can't say I dislike you as much as that Dark persona.
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:48:31 PM

Thanks! But I don't dislike dark he's weirdly funny and predictable at times. My issue is with Bullit which is obvious. I try not to insult people who have a good knowledge of whatever topic may be at hand, Unfortunately some of my prior comments have made 99% of what I say over looked! But I blame nobody but myself.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:52:04 PM

Dark is a hateful, annoying insect secretion. He's a maggot. If turd's could mate and have babies, he's be a turd baby.
_JB_ writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:57:18 PM

I must admit that if I was in your shoes and I took the time to go into great detail about whatever topic at hand then a comment like " your words have no meaning " popped up , yeah I would be pissed too. I don't think , or hope I haven't done something like that.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 2:59:42 PM

Jesus you two. Get a room!
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:05:06 PM

^I'm trying to rehabilitate this motherf*cker, Ranger.

One less nuisance troll is a good thing, yes?
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:07:38 PM

That kind of re-hab will take a pretty big gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2KM-_zpCno
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:22:30 PM

^^...back when Arnold hadn't yet big gunned the maid, or "made" as that Dark retard would type.
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:23:23 PM

Mink I have already told you many times before do not f*cking name me in your worthless comments


Your contribution to this site is cole to none

As for ranger the insect here is your whore of a mother
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:25:45 PM

My mother is a whore. But she f*cks me for free.

And yeah mink, your comments are 'cole to none', so watch it!
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:27:08 PM

^^There he is, JB's lesser half. The itch on his balls, the crust in his crack, the sh*t on his d*ck. I give you Darksider4477, the biggest f*cking pest troll ever.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:28:36 PM

I trust (hope) that was directed towards the Dark (side of life)?
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:29:23 PM

Why is jb getting soft with this mink the dink

And ranger everyone here agrees that should kill yourself already
No one here cares what you have to say
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:29:23 PM

Why is jb getting soft with this mink the dink

And ranger everyone here agrees that should kill yourself already
No one here cares what you have to say
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:31:00 PM

It's dark8 to you fagf*ck
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:32:22 PM

@Ranger: you actually have doubt?

Wow.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:32:31 PM

Double post phaggy?

Wind blowing the tin cans and string into your trailer park?
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:33:00 PM

"Why is jb getting soft with this mink the dink"

Probably because he prefers getting hard with you.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:33:06 PM

@mink - none. Just reiterating what a complete waste of air 8krad is.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:34:24 PM

^^You misspelled that. It's 8Krap.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:35:50 PM

My bad. I was rubbing one out while looking at a photo of his mother I just dug up.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:36:18 PM

"It's dark8 to you fagf*ck "

Contrary to your numerous nighttime fantasies and visitations from Mr WetDream, I have never f*cked you.

Sorry.

I know you're, or as you would say, "your", d*ckbroken.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:38:08 PM

@Ranger: So how was the Pet Cemetery?
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:38:10 PM

Is it the photo of his mom sucking the lifeguards pensi after swimming ashore in Miami because he told her he was immigration?

I have that one
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:41:22 PM

You three lovebirds need find another
I will not tolerate homosexuality in this any more
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:41:35 PM

@pornfly - lol.

@mink - peaceful. His mother is the first Manatee buried there.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:42:42 PM

'...in this any more'

You mean, your anus? C'mon loser... it's Friday, lube up! Your step-dad's bowling team will be home soon.
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 3:53:22 PM

DARK doesnt need lube anymore
At this point its literally like bowling
Only easier because every throw is a strike
Especially the gutter balls
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:01:36 PM

Like throwing a hot dog down a highway.
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:02:29 PM

just saw 'killer joe'...i think you'll like this movie,Ranger...
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:04:06 PM

Who invited this pornfly f*ck into the conversation
Nobody even knows hims or let alone care what he has to say
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:07:31 PM

Hims

Spelling errors come with territory of being a power bottom
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:08:48 PM

RAMBO
any thoughts on KillerJoe are appreciated
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:10:47 PM

Nobody invited any illiterate cubans either
Yet queer you are
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:12:15 PM

@pornfly

It's a pretty sick drama with some sexy moments touching the borders of barely legal abuse.the last 30 minutes of the movie are quite shocking including a blow job scene you've probably never seen before in a movie...
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:12:31 PM

Who invited you anyway?

Whats it called when DARK asks a question?

a queery
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:16:33 PM

Thx RAMBO
I see what you mean now lol
I take it Matts darker performance worked then
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:18:35 PM

yes,he was brilliant in this movie.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:20:09 PM

'... a power bottom.' LOL!

Oh f*ck! Almost fell out of my chair!
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:20:41 PM

Dark with his usual " no one cares what you have to say" remark. Is that all you really have, you pathetic lil queer bag?
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:21:03 PM

@Rambo - I'll look into it. Thank you.

@Dark - you have NO friends in this world.
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:22:51 PM

You step on a worthless antpile and they all come after you ehh?
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:41:58 PM

Cute.

You're telling us you have worms, in your own special way.
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:47:40 PM

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Danger-Lips writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:49:31 PM

Looks like everyone's having fun this afternoon!
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:51:02 PM

I almost fell out of my chair

You meen the gold one stuffed with DARKs mothers pubic hair so it smells like plantains and the built in fridge/potty/wifi?
Danger-Lips writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:54:10 PM

^ Anyone want to translate that into english for me?
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:54:41 PM

jump in
the waters fine
Just dont swim in the DARK end
There be homos about
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:57:06 PM

mean

Holy sh*t its contagious
I need some pensicillin <- that ones intentional
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:58:08 PM

I also wouldn't mind a translation
Danger-Lips writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:58:21 PM

@JB - I don't mean to sound racist, but are you black?
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 4:59:31 PM

^ I also wouldn't mind if you got butt f*cked to death by a rabid JB!!
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:00:32 PM

Not you Danger, that's meant for Dark.
Danger-Lips writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:00:35 PM

@ Badchad - I certainly hope I go out with a little more dignity that that, but if it's how you feel right on!
Danger-Lips writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:01:03 PM

Hahaha ya I know
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:03:02 PM

Yes we all know that you wouldn't mind watching that badchad
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:09:57 PM

Stop speaking for everybody when you cant even speak english
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:18:49 PM

Really though
If your gettin bested by some alcoholic dope fiend named PORNFLY,thats a red flag that you need to hang it up DARK.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 5:49:12 PM

Pretty sure the dope and booze helps you slay the monsters, pornfly.

Did for Stephen King.
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 6:05:16 PM

It also comes in handy to lay the monsters when its last call
pussyqueef writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:08:21 PM

I don't mean to sound racist, but Schwarzen*gger.
Rambo writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:11:00 PM

^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEgh8TUlpQc
VoRTeX writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:12:50 PM

Okay, so I’m sure all of you movie fans are aware of the big sci-fi epic that was released today… you know, the one from the Wachowski Siblings (can’t really call them the Wachowski BROTHERS anymore).

Now, even a creatively bankrupt peon such as myself can plainly see where they went wrong with this one: no anal sex!

What do the people REALLY wanna see? Cloud AtlASS! Three straight hours of overlapping cross-historical anal sex scenes! SEE Halle Barry’s pooper getting some funky butt lovin’! SEE Doona Bae taking it up her strada-chocolata! And do you believe that recent movies in the thriller genre have been sorely lacking in suspense? Well, imagine the suspense leading up to the Lana Wachowski anal sex scene… will she/he/it GIVE, or RECEIVE… or BOTH? Specifically for this scene, a vomit bag will be provided at every showing (why not, it worked for Pink Flamingos back in the day)!

MAKE THIS HAPPEN, HOLLYWOOD!
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:17:27 PM

still waiting to see what CANON has to say
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:21:06 PM

A lack of anal sex has brought down even the best movies (and Dark's Saturday night 'bond(age)ing time with the Step Dad).

I envision cleaning Halle's sewer pipe whilst listening to her fellow sitsa's...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljxm3NsnVI0

and/or:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pMyTMEttd8
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:21:42 PM

Or (sans lube):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQkX6Kk_vs
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:28:08 PM

Wow. That's too much disco!

ALMOST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3b9gOtQoq4
VoRTeX writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:34:29 PM

What you're about to see IS going to be too much disco. I apologize in advance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaJAnnipkY
sedibus writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:40:15 PM

I mean, if in Hollywood the unbreakable number one Rule is mostly for the Male Gender to be Bisexual Homosexuality in superhero dress, then why not a newborn industry where the number one Rule for the Male Gender is to fu**cking BE Heterosexual?
Dark8 writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:43:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D44t5qFLO4
pussyqueef writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 7:55:16 PM

So i met a Jewish girl in a club last night. She asked for my number, so I wrote it on her arm. Not heard from her since.
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:05:01 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toG5eOlFVIk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:06:26 PM

Sorry QUEEF
Im drawin a blank

How dry i am
pornfly writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:18:09 PM

I met a jewish chic and played the lotto with the number on her arm
Now i owe 300$

*ehhh*
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:21:11 PM

@VoRTeX - Sweet!

@Queef... lol.
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 8:25:19 PM

You know what I learned about the Wachowski siblings? They're idiots.

I'm reading the Art of the Matrix right now, and I'm at the point in the screenplay, which is, for some reason, included, where Mouse talks about the meal the crew is eating, described as runny eggs, snot and Tastee Wheat.

Anyway, Dozer says "it's a single-celled protein combined with...yada yada yada".

The problem with this is proteins are molecules, not cells. A protein can't be "single-celled" because it's a f*cking molecule, not a cell.

That's like saying a person is "multistory".




f*cking pretentious nitwits.
sedibus writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:16:05 PM

You know, I have a friend that bought the ultimate matrix collection that included the bust of Neo from the first film, and then I told him that one of this guys get a transexual treatment and he said to me that although he doesn't have anything against sex change or homosexual preferences for instance, he found anyway the sequels very inferior to the already enjoyable but inferior first film.

At that time I discovered Philip K. d*ck and the f*ucking VALIS trilogy, for Christ God Damn Fu**cking sh*ttys Sake, very little action in those books, but at least d*ck was always aware of his probable self pretentiousness, and that's the least any person could ask from any artist of any kind.

Doesn't really matter if any author of any kind said that by exposing his/her self pretentiousness or whatever.
Is cool to realize your own limitations, somehow.
Ranger writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:36:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0

C'mon... who didn't know this was coming?
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 9:57:34 PM

"Is cool to realize your own limitations, somehow."

Even better is to not have any.
sedibus writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 10:41:41 PM

Yeah, Minkowski, I'm guessing you don't have any, Goliath himself thought that, just before the little David arrived, while this kid was aware of his own.

Better keep your eyes wide f*cking open, mate, just saying.

Al those pompous bitches,

Remember Hitler, Mussolini, remember Napoleon fighting in Waterloo.

Well, remember Achilles, didn't have any limitations, oh, crap, Remember the Colossus of Rhodes.

None of those had any limitations whatsoever. So there you have it.

This is a phallic creative comment that is entering right into the back of your neck, Minksi.
KillerCOck writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 11:01:01 PM

Yesssssss!!!! Great News!
minkowski writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 11:27:37 PM

"Yeah, Minkowski, I'm guessing you don't have any,"

Nope.


"Goliath himself thought that, just before the little David arrived, while this kid was aware of his own."

You read all of that from a three thousand year old fairy tale?

Man, I bet you could do wonders with Jack and the Beanstalk.



"Better keep your eyes wide f*cking open, mate, just saying"

Can I close them when I sleep? What about when I eat soup? Can I close them when I wash my hair? Or do you think that's just too dangerous?


"Al those pompous bitches,"

Yeah, I don't watch 'The View'. Sorry.


"Remember Hitler, Mussolini, remember Napoleon fighting in Waterloo."

Is that a Street Fighter game?



"Well, remember Achilles, didn't have any limitations, oh, crap,"

All I know is Brad Pitt had wild hair in that, and he killed his own brother.

Make what you will.




"Remember the Colossus of Rhodes."

You mean the big statue that was felled by an earthquake?

I'm confused. Are we talking people, or structural engineering?



"This is a phallic creative comment that is entering right into the back of your neck, Minksi"

So not only did you not get my name right, not only are you gay, you don't even know where to put a phallus.

Well.


sedibus writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 11:35:11 PM

Of course I'm Gay, you motherfu*cker, take a f*cking trip to the dictionary and try to understand its meaning, instead of just bitching and ranting like a melting clock straight out from a Dali painting.

Minksi.
sedibus writes:
on October 26th, 2012 at 11:42:10 PM

and by understanding its meaning I'm not just saying to read it and that's all, but to put it into practice.

So f*ck you and your haughty ego.

Mr. I sh*t on you, Minkowski.
Danger-Lips writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 12:27:07 AM

Tough crowd.
pornfly writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 2:25:59 AM

Ive never seen being an *sshole as an artform MINK
till now
You should be able to write an assholish quip on a napkin and use it to pay for goods and services
Like Jon Lovitz did as Picasso on SNL

I F i ever d*ck with you,just know its for entertainment purposes only
Tanman32123 writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 3:25:39 AM

come on arnold, go do a Kindergarten cop 2!
pornfly writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 3:44:34 AM

YUAH EATING UDDA PEEPHOLEZ LAUNCHES SHTAHP IT!

like that CANON?
minkowski writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 9:25:46 AM

"I F i ever d*ck with you,just know its for entertainment purposes only"

You're a cool dude, pornfly.
minkowski writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 9:28:11 AM

And I'm not going to further waste my time listening to the illiterate rantings of some retard named "sedibus", which is Latin for seats, or thrones, or some other f*cking nonsense.
sgmed writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 2:12:21 PM

Conan le grand-pčre!!! no!!!!
sgmed writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 2:20:53 PM

Stop les conan!! Stop it
CelluloidMan writes:
on October 27th, 2012 at 10:34:36 PM

IDK about this...seems like Ahnuld is wanting to hit all his past franchises.

I always thought his appeal was holding off to the best material. He got to work with major talent getting hit after hit after hit to become a major Hollywood player.

Now he looks like he's starting to cash in his return trying to work with anybody on anything, booked since he got canned from Governor. I know he's no spring chicken, having time against him, but also looks desperate for the cash...sure he's got bills, divorce costs & alimony...etc. This may f*ck up his judgement.

Nobody knows if the gamble will work, since none of his new batch of flicks will do.

I think we'll be starting to see sold out sh!t like T3, IMO. We'll see soon enough.
citysims writes:
on October 28th, 2012 at 7:18:01 AM

It's about freakin time!!!!!

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