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Trailer: Marlon Wayans' "Paranormal Activity" Spoof "A Haunted House"

Posted: October 20th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Today we have the trailer for Marlon Wayans' "A Haunted House" comedy, which is a spoof of the "Paranormal Activity" franchise. Wayans previously said that the new film will show how the "Paranormal Activity" events would have taken place if it was black people in the house. Check out the photos below.

Plot: When newlyweds Malcolm (Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) move into their dream house, they quickly find they're not alone. But it's not the house that's haunted, but his wife that is possessed with spirits – or as Malcolm calls it – "relationship baggage." Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghost busters to rid her of the demon, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his marriage... or his sex life for that matter.

Michael Tiddes directed the movie from a script by Wayans. It's set to hit theaters on January 11th, 2013.

Trailer:


Source: Yahoo! Movies


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pussyqueef writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:20:06 PM

I'd rather live in Africa than watch this movie.
minkowski writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:23:44 PM

In some American cities, there's no difference.
minkowski writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:29:07 PM

Kind of ironic this movie has a battle between the two most unwanted house guests: a demonic spirit, and a black guy.
pussyqueef writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:30:35 PM

@mink I literally laughed out loud haha
pussyqueef writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:33:32 PM

"Wayans previously said that the new film will show how the "Paranormal Activity" events would have taken place if it was black people in the house."

Plot hole. There would be no actual movie because black people can't afford a camera.


Well unless they stole it from the white kid down the street. Nevermind, no plot hole.
minkowski writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:42:22 PM

^lol



"if it was black people in the house."

If it was black people in the house, whitey would be tied up, the wife would be raped and the television would be floating down the street.
CelluloidMan writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:46:06 PM

Oh yeah, 'cause thats what I like, a black guy pretending to f*ck saying to like him on Facebook & to follow him...GTFOH!

BTW, when you like WP on Facebook & you click on a WP story from FB, sometimes you'll see a warning that comes out saying, "Warning: Worst Previews has been reported as an abusive site..."

That sh!t made my day!! LMAO!
pussyqueef writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:50:51 PM

Only a black family would name their daughter "Essence"...jesus
minkowski writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:54:45 PM

That's nothing.


The other kid is named Vibe.
pussyqueef writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 10:58:24 PM

lol I knew a kid once named LaCorey. Seriously, his parents took the name Corey and put a "La" infront of it to make it black or something
minkowski writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 11:08:50 PM

I'm trying to think of a joke, but no, there's none. That's just sad.

I do like how black people don't want to name their kids John and Tom because those are white people's names, but then they go on to give their kids Roman names like Antonius and Marcus and Julius, as if they Romans didn't have black slaves.

lol. Stupid.
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 11:24:41 PM

White kid? Hell they would steal it from the neighborhood Japanese family.
pussyqueef writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 11:51:03 PM

Black people are like your appendix: causes nothing but problems and aren't useful for jack sh*t.
matternm58 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 12:14:17 AM

Shouldn't this be scary movie 5?
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 12:15:02 AM

This guy i worked with was named LaJuan
I used to goof on him that they named him after the toilet.
That was my boy,he looked like Jules
We used to page him in the middle of dinner service with the gay hotels phone number till he finally got hip.
Ah
Goodtimes
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 12:31:04 AM

I'm definitely in on this film. It looks 10x as funny as the garbage out today.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 12:35:46 AM

I thought people were suppose to put up comments about their thoughts on the film. Instead this has become a KKK meeting for cowards with computers.

Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 12:42:59 AM

@p*ssyqueef - "Only a black family would name their daughter "Essence"...jesus"

And only a 39 year old VIRGIN would name himself p*ssyqueef. Xbox nerd.

Avirex writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:02:22 AM

Marlon actually has the potential to be a decent actor but he's limited himself to these comedy flicks.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:17:18 AM

Thats My Boy
is insane

i HIGHLY recommend it
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:43:13 AM

@avirex - I always thought Marlon would be the breakout star out of the family. I still believe he has much time left. He supposes to be playing Richard Pryor soon.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:03:20 AM

Marlon needs to stick to makin folks laugh
Too many unfunny actors
Especially black actors
When is Anthony Anderson gonna have a heart attack already?
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:14:08 AM

@pornfly - Right after gets off your boyfriend.
Avirex writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:22:34 AM

@Future

That Richard Pryor project was placed on hiatus due to some disagreement between the studio and Pryor's family. Apparently Marlon went on a small stand up tour to prepare for the role, but it seems like it was all in vain.
Stapes writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:23:13 AM

when is anthony anderson going to have a heartattack? Shortly after he gets accused of sexual assault on a movie set again, by someone he can't pay off to drop the charges.

I heard somewhere that cocaine is illegal because people were afraid it would incite black men to rape. If that isn't a case of unfair illegalization of a drug then I don't know what is.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:34:29 AM

FUTURE huh
When are you going back? you stuttering prick you

pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:41:37 AM

A movie by Tiddes instead of about titties?

Im laughin already
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:42:31 AM

@Future - nice you're taking time to post between stealing cars, raping your sister and dodging your parole officer.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:43:40 AM

You whiny f*cking bitch.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:52:26 AM

@ranger - Nice. I said the comments on this article were racist and what do you do? Prove my point. Go read a book.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:54:28 AM

@pornfly - "FUTURE huh
When are you going back? you stuttering prick you"

Yes because it's possible to stutter over the internet. Go back to school.

Rambo writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:55:11 AM

'Kind of ironic this movie has a battle between the two most unwanted house guests: a demonic spirit, and a black guy.'

correction:


Kind of ironic this movie has a battle between the two most unwanted house guests: a demonic spirit, and a mentally retarded black guy.

Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:56:26 AM

@avirex - His family wants Mike Epps to play him instead for some reason. Unlike the rest of the Wayans family Marlon actually went to school for acting.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:57:55 AM

@rambo - A mentally retarded black man who's alot richer then you.
Dreamcast writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:58:49 AM

Wow. The first two gags are a fart joke and a kicked-in-the-crotch joke. I'm shocked. I was sure they'd do the latter before the former.

Oh and everyone who liked or followed that on Facebook and Twitter deserves to die horribly.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:00:24 AM

- Right after gets off your boyfriend.

Thanks for playin though
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:03:05 AM

@pornfly - Go to bed.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:11:02 AM

money doesnt equal respect

A Jay-Z fan would know that

Live the school of harknocks instead of paying to hear someone tell you about it
Itll keep you from humiliating yourself in front of everyone here
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:20:23 AM

@Future - alot is TWO words.

YOU go steal and read a book, right after your ex-con step-dad pulls himself out of your ass, you thieving pillow-biter you.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:25:02 AM

Two words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkFOBx6j0l8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:26:22 AM

Thieving pillow biter

Nosh*t
bite your own pillows
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:35:41 AM

In case i set you off with my Anthony Anderson quip,
shouting doesnt make you funny
Harlem Knights had a LEGENDARY cast
no one shouted their dialogue

Since youre on the education trip,your homework is to watch any or everything with Anthony Anderson and compare it to anybody in Harlem Knights pieces of work.

Andersons two minutes in Harold and Kumar is funnier than his whole career
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:35:58 AM

Porn

That's my Boy was pretty good Sandler back in Happy Gilmore mode and not the kid friendly sh*t he seems to make nower days.
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:43:01 AM

Black or White, Rich or Poor, That trailer was a pile of sh*t !!
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:43:39 AM

It was f*ckin awsome!
Eddie Murphy could learn alot from Sandlers career
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:47:14 AM

FUTURE told me to go to bed,and hasnt been back since

BRB
i have to close my bedroom window
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:50:46 AM

@ranger - And your on a bullsh*t website complaining about Marlon Wayans. You think Marlon Wayans knows you exist? No. But you know who he is so obviously he's doing something right.
bandolero999 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:55:42 AM

This looks like scary movie 3 would of been.sh*t looks funny as f*ck.I like Marlon wayans even in that movie with 2pac.Anthony Anderson is pretty funny especially in those jet li and Dmx movies.

Pornfly you should check out sex drive if you haven't seen it.

90s rap was gangsta,but now is all sh*t and I'm all about metal now.

This movie looks funnier than the hangover and that Ben stiller alien movie
bandolero999 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:58:04 AM

And no I prefer any wayans than Tracy Morgan.Morgan is the white ppls bitch and he's always apologizing for making jokes.he's all about the money.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:59:59 AM

@pornfly - Talk about being hard headed. Pornfly? Seriously. Is that your user name for your Bangbros account? Leave the porn user names for the teens. You're a grown man. Go find yourself a nice church going boyfriend so you can stop putting your d*ck in your grandmothers couch.
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:01:01 AM

You think Marlon Wayans knows you exist? No. But you know who he is so obviously he's doing something right

What kind of redundant statement is that, We all know who John Holmes is as well did he do something right too ?
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:02:31 AM

Saw Sex Drive BANDO,it was cool
But your kiddin me about Romeo Must Die and that DMX/Seagal movie right?
Fumbling around and yelling obscenities is funny?
Being fat and black doesnt automatically make you twice as funny.
Theres gotta be some punchlines somewhere

Just in case youre referring to the vid i posted,that wasnt from the 90s
But i know hard rock is your thing so i'll let it pass
salute bud
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:03:26 AM

@pornfly - "It was f*ckin awsome!
Eddie Murphy could learn alot from Sandlers career"

Last time I checked Eddie Murphy's box office numbers were 3x as much as Adam Sandlers.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/?view=Actor&sort=sumgross&p=.htm
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:05:36 AM

Bando

An Auschwitz doc*mentary would be funnier than a Ben Stiller movie.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:06:04 AM

the future of cinema is getting increasingly gay,so it makes perfect sense you would name yourself after it

trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:07:32 AM

Fact is Eddie Murphy hasn't made a good movie outside of the 80's.

And should have been run out of Hollywood for making Beverly Hills Cop 3, Worst film EVER made
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:08:19 AM

@trailertrash - Who was talking about porn? I was talking about actors. You know. People who's movies you actually have to pay to see. Not people you have to sneak and watch when your mother isn't around.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:09:55 AM

FUTURE
sorry i wasnt more clear
Murphys 'comedy' career since having kids has been increasingly less funny
Norbit was f*ckin funny despite the church scene at the end
But his COMEDIES have been garbage
bandolero999 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:10:34 AM

That Seagal movie was also hilarious.I seen worse acting like jay Hernandez,puff daddy,50 cent

Got exit wounds for a pennie at Amazon plus 2.98 shipping
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:10:52 AM

His other comedies
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:10:55 AM

Looks like sh*t, PERIOD. @Future,I'll read your future for you-Jail...lol
bandolero999 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:12:17 AM

Trailer that norbit movie was sh*t.felt like recycled material from the nutty proffesor.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:15:17 AM

I'll give Eddie the benefit of the doubt everytime but when you keep crappin out movies like Meet Dave and whatever that 'lie and the tree dies' crap was its time to take it back to the Raw/Delirious days.
Sandler at least had the sense to not forget where he came from with Zohan/Thats My Boy
bandolero999 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:16:07 AM

Future did you name yourself after the rapper from at the same damn time?

And jay z got too much money for being an illuminati puppet.but that song he came out with kanye and big Sean,clique is good.
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:20:16 AM

Future

Who was taking about Porn ??? Not me .....
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:22:01 AM

@trailertrash - Eddie Murphy didn't make Beverly Hills Cop 3. John Landis did. Last time I checked John Landis was alot more successful then you. Last time I checked I didn't see trailertrash as the direct of Animal House, American Werewolf in London, Thriller, Trading Places or The Blues Brothers. And I'm pretty sure you didn't direct Coming To America either.

Trailertrash's life accomplishments= 0

John Landis accomplishments= Way bigger box office numbers then trailertrash.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:23:24 AM

@realgirl76 - I'll read yours to - DEATH.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:24:57 AM

@trailertrash - "What kind of redundant statement is that, We all know who John Holmes is as well did he do something right too ?"

John Holmes= Porn.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:27:34 AM

@realgirl ... lol.

@Future(less). Every time you stick up for the black race, you're telling the world you think they need your defending. Thus weakening their position (like Ebony Magazine... setting the bro's back 100 years). But home-boy, you're far too simple to see the obvious. So why don't you do some black yoga (brake dance), knock off a 7-11 and call it a night, you sad, whiny car thief.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:27:34 AM

@pornfly - I don't think Eddie Murphy's going to be playing in any movies soon. He's going to be producing the "Beverly Hills Cop" tv show with Shawn Ryan.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:28:38 AM

Honestly Future. I like your pluck.

Can I buy you?
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:29:19 AM

My court needs a jester, and you'd be perfect.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:31:52 AM

@ranger - http://kkkknights.com/. I think you'll feel more comfortable on this site Cameron Alexander.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:36:03 AM

"@realgirl76 - I'll read yours to - DEATH."

Wow,black & psychic!! You must be the second coming of Miss Cleo..To predict my DEATH!! But to predict you one day will be in jail, makes me WAY better...Not just because I'm white
Rambo writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:37:22 AM

@Future

yes,he has much more money then me but then again i don't use my money on drugs alcohol and HIV positive hookers like he does.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:39:20 AM

FUTURE
Sandlers' Happy Madison Productions has its hands in a couple shows and other projects as well
Murphy just isnt hungry and doesnt give a sh*t anymore
He shouldv been makin Tyler Perry type moves a long time ago
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:40:14 AM

@Future - I'm already a member, boy.

Maybe you'd like $2 a day (paid in watermelon and fried chicken) standing out on my front lawn dressed as a jockey holding a brass ring?

http://p2.la-img.com/686/23694/8450038_1_l.jpg

You game, mammie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5z1Uv9FmvM
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:43:12 AM

@realgirl76 - Miss Cleo would have to be dead and I would have to be born after her death to be the second coming. Pick up a book why don't you. I predicted you were white. I'm also predicting that your hair is blonde.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:43:48 AM

Nice to see what it takes to get REALGIRL to come out of hiding
good to have yaback
bandolero999 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:44:48 AM

Uh I don't think Marlon wayans is a druggie or a hooker f*cker.he's not even on the tabloids or in TMZ like Lohan.so that comment of yours Crambo was pretty stereotypical.

If you talk about the rapper Rick Ross or puff daddy,then you're correct.they're always blowing money on that king of diamonds strip club,French vodka and henessy
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:45:22 AM

@rambo - I think your referring to Eddie Murphy. You might wanna double check. Or are you just reminiscing on what you've been doing your whole life.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:45:39 AM

@rambo - ???
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:48:29 AM

@pornfly- Thank you. :)
WTF has happened in my absence?? This FUTURE douche is a f*cking tool..
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:48:29 AM

@pornfly- Thank you. :)
WTF has happened in my absence?? This FUTURE douche is a f*cking tool..
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:49:16 AM

Double posts...only for you WP....
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:50:31 AM

@ranger - Sorry I heard white people don't cook that good. I would take you up on your offer but unlike you I have a job. And mammie's a women not a man moron.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:51:46 AM

@realgirl76 - No comeback blondey?
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:53:39 AM

Future

1st off i'm not in the movie biz so why would you see my name next to a film title, So that like you is just retarded.

Trailertrash's life accomplishments= 0

That statement says more about you than it does about me, You judge peoples success on fame and fortune, That makes you a pretty shallow and sad person. (not suprised here)


Eddie makes films, He's the one that signs on after reading a script or his paycheque.

So that puts him up there for criticism when he makes as many bad movies has he has the past 15 years or more.

Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:54:53 AM

'... cook that good'?! Where did you learn that you in-bred? And no worries, my cook is an Aunt Jemima, just like your mother. If she does well, I'll bail her family out of jail.

As for calling you Mammie. I know she was a woman, because you're being a little, whiny bitch (as usual).

Go steal another car to take the edge off, dummy.

realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:55:07 AM

"@realgirl76 - Miss Cleo would have to be dead and I would have to be born after her death to be the second coming. Pick up a book why don't you. I predicted you were white. I'm also predicting that your hair is blonde"


What?? Miss Cleo isn't dead?? Why would anyone know or give a sh*t?? Isn't there a BET page you can hit up??
Back to the previous subject, the movie still looks like sh*t/future...
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:55:09 AM

@pornfly - And how many of those Adam Sandler projects do you actually watch or looking forward to? Eddie Murphy has had two tv shows prior. The Royal Family and The PJ's. The Royal Family cancelled out because of Redd Foxx's death. The PJ's was to expensive. Third time could be the charm.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:55:54 AM

REALGIRL
he just needs a friend to talk to
Its friday night
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:58:02 AM

And all his 'friends' are in jail.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:58:28 AM

@realgirl76 - Ok try to read slow. You called me the second coming of Miss Cleo. She would have to be dead and I would have to be born after her death to be the second coming.
M O R O N.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:58:43 AM

The only comeback you'll get is when Tyrones load slips down your dads ass where you'll be waiting with a cup of Kool-Aid to catch it in...I'm guessing it'll will be grape...
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:58:44 AM

The only comeback you'll get is when Tyrones load slips down your dads ass where you'll be waiting with a cup of Kool-Aid to catch it in...I'm guessing it'll will be grape...
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:59:38 AM

LOL!
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:01:46 AM

@Future - so THAT is how STUPID you really are?

You believe a person of which you're the 2nd. coming of has to be dead before YOU can return as them? You don't think time if fluid? A deceased person (spirit) from ANY time can pick another time of their choosing to come back?

You really do have a limited scope of thought. Don't you dummy?
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:01:54 AM

@pornfly - It's actually saturday morning. See what happens when you drop out of kindagarten.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:02:27 AM

M O R O N? I thought Miss Cleo was dead, my bad for not keeping up with black culture..but moron is just crossing the line mulanyan....
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:03:17 AM

'See what happens when you drop out of kindagarten.' --- Zzzzzzzz....

And it's spelled: kindergarten, you f*cking retard.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:04:38 AM

@Ranger
Why do the trolls invade in my absence?
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:05:05 AM

@realgirl76 - Sorry I don't know any Tyrone's. But I do think you should layoff what ever he's giving you.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:05:47 AM

@Future - just return whitey's computer, and get back to stocking shelves, you insignificant plebeian, piss-ant.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:06:17 AM

@ranger - Read this very slow. And don't scheme through it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Coming
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:07:03 AM

'Sorry I don't know any Tyrone's' --- sure you do. Ask your mother the whore if any of the Tyrone's she's known could be your daddy.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:07:14 AM

Youre right about PJs

Im not a fan of the HappyMadison Prod. How I Met Your Mother but that doesnt mean it doesnt do well
The Rob Schneider show shouldv gotten more love

You have to be honest with yourself
Murphy is makin moves that he shouldv made 20 years ago
At this point in his career,he should be havin his money work for him
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:07:19 AM

So the Tyrone part was wrong? Thanks for the update...
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:08:04 AM

'And don't scheme through' --- ?

'scheme' through?

f*ck Jethro... you're killing me! LOLOLOLOL!!!
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:08:05 AM

@pornfly - I guess I've been talking to you to long. I'm starting to pick up your bad habits.
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:08:25 AM

Second coming which one of us was that again, While we entered Future's mom from every hole the other night ?
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:09:23 AM

@realgirl76 - You welcome blondey.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:09:37 AM

@Future - I'll look up any link you've sent me right after I tell you which ditch I dumped your mother into.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:11:03 AM

Corky/Future please stop...You are making yourself look like an idiot...
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:11:10 AM

It was a f*cking big ditch, The fat bitch ...
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:11:12 AM

@ranger - "sure you do. Ask your mother the whore if any of the Tyrone's she's known could be your daddy."

Nope. She said she doesn't know any Tyrone's either.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:11:40 AM

blondey?!

I'm trying to find that word in ANY dictionary.

So chitlins and collard greens does cause brain cancer, dummy?
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:12:51 AM

@Future - so, you going out as a parole officer dodging-spook again for Halloween?

pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:13:03 AM

REALGIRLs posts are so nice
she has to make them twice Lol

Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:13:14 AM

@realgirl76 - I'm making myself look like a idiot? I wasn't aware that you could see me.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:13:20 AM

"@realgirl76 - You welcome blondey"

Wow....me thank you..Sorry I don't know how to phrase it in Ebonics...
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:13:35 AM

@realgirl - mirrors make him look like an idiot.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:14:27 AM

We "see' your posts c*mdumpster...
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:15:06 AM

Where's William Tell when you need him ..
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:15:07 AM

@pornfly
Sorry, I don't know why the double posts...lol
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:16:08 AM

'@realgirl76 - I'm making myself look like a idiot? I wasn't aware that you could see me.'

Anyone but the retard you are would know she was speaking 'metaphorically.' Google it, simpleton.

pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:16:40 AM

Oops she fixed it

*Kindagarten*
dassagoodwon
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:21:31 AM

Future is off, frustrated and beating up his boyfriend. Because that's what they do.
_JB_ writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:23:57 AM

Slept over my play pals house, lengthy deep rimming session. Feel great!! Just wanted to share my happy thoughts with u all.
Future writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:24:44 AM

@ranger, realgirl76, pornfly, trailertrash - I heard they have one every year. I strongly recommend you look into it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxSR0o4epho
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:24:57 AM

Mugging is Future's form of foreplay
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:25:19 AM

I hope he used Chap Stick?
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:26:11 AM

Hes gonna beat him off then drink some 'scheme' milk
trailertrash writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:26:49 AM

JB share your thoughts and thanks with Future in private not on here ok
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:27:20 AM

Couldnt help myself with that one
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:28:48 AM

@Future - oh yeah, Kunta at 1:37 is quite the literate.

Apparently at that rally, the only violence was perpetrated by the black folk.

Look, you got your freedom. What else do you want, boy? A driver's license? A chance to vote? What?
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:29:20 AM

@pornfly... LOL.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:30:53 AM

Haha Exit Wounds is on right now
Anthony Anderson,"STOP TREATIN ME LIKE IM 2PAC"

thats gold
(electro-plated)
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:33:21 AM

@Future - well, you keep up the good fight (against whitey). I'm sure you'll find the promise land one day (Rodney King has).

Thx. for the amusement you have provided me.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:34:45 AM

@pornfly
Great, now I want some peaches & scheme
_JB_ writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:36:06 AM

Jay z is a c*nt.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:42:54 AM

I scheme of Jeannie
Rambo writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:59:33 AM

@future

no,i mean Marlon Wayans and now should come the part when i say something offensive about you and we develop a troll war for the next 6 months but a wise man once said the best way to win an argument is to avoid it...so enjoy that part with other users.i'll just ignore you from now on.
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 8:44:20 AM

I apologize everyone for Future. My Negro slave escaped from his picking duties and sneaked on my computer whole I was plugging his daughter up. Ut won't happen again, he's been whipped and placed back to pasture.
SACdaddy writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 10:34:49 AM

Satisfied Alex? You filled your racism quota for the month all in one thread.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 11:07:07 AM

^^SMH.

How is anything in this comment thread Alex's fault? If anything, it's mine and p*ssyfart's fault because we 'started it', although I think everyone else is adult enough to man up to their contribution.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 11:09:18 AM

As for racism...lol, where are YOU, Sac when the Jewish jokes go on a tear? Hmmmm?

Oh, right. I forgot. 'Racism' is the making fun of a black person, exclusively, no one else need apply.
SACdaddy writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:17:24 PM

Lol really man? Racism is racism. If there was a 100 post thread full of Jew jokes on here I just must have missed it. Plus I don't have to be Negrodamus to know how a Waynes Bro thread is gonna play out on this site. That's why I barely waste my time commenting about all the racist posters anymore and just direct my comments to Alex who doesn't seem to have a problem with it.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:17:33 PM

Exactly.

Relax SAC. No black folk were lynched during the postings of this thread.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:28:50 PM

'That's why I barely waste my time commenting about all the racist posters anymore.' - Black Panther Power to the People!!!
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:29:08 PM

^^lol @ Ranger.




*sigh*

This is why I get angry and turn to insults: people just can't be honest, either because they inherently lack the ability to discern truth, or they're just inherently dishonest.



"If there was a 100 post thread full of Jew jokes on here I just must have missed it."

There have in fact been threads with dozens and dozens of 'disparaging' Jew jokes, and yet you never said a peep.

Fact is, this thread doesn't contain a hundred racist comments. Most in fact are in response to Future, and had that particular poster said nothing, had he not initiated a flame war, the comment count would probably be about forty instead of a hundred and forty-nine, and only a fourth would be "racist" in nature.




"Plus I don't have to be Negrodamus to know how a Waynes Bro thread is gonna play out on this site."

So now you;re saying Alex is deliberately stirring up racism by posting news on a movie made by a black man and starring a black man, even though the article in question is about as dry and objective as can be, and yet, if Alex instead ignored outright any movie made by and/or starring a black man, especially a "Waynes Bro", you'd scream discrimination.



As I said years ago, Sac, you see racism everywhere because you color the world with your own fears and prejudices, and that was what it was about you that made me 'insult' you originally, way back when. I think I said you have a racial chip on your shoulder, and here we are, four years later, with nothing changed.



"That's why I barely waste my time commenting about all the racist posters anymore and just direct my comments to Alex who doesn't seem to have a problem with it."


Why should he? Why should he delete politically-incorrect comments or comments wherein someone, namely I, question the rather racist naming conventions black people use for their kids? Because Sac might get offended? Is that the real reason?

Like I told Bullit with respect to JB, and this applies to black people just as well if not more, as long as you let people control you with words, you'll forever remain a slave, no matter how many other freedoms you earn or are otherwise given.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:30:32 PM

And my 'Exactly' was directed towards mink's comment about you (SAC) not being there to defend any run of Jew jokes you may have 'missed.'

I'm sure because you don't like racism, you'll make it all go away. Keep up the good fight homie!
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:33:29 PM

So Alex, I guess you can't post any Hollywood news about Marlon Wayans, because 'SAC' thinks you're a racist.

So much for 'Freedom of Speech'... sniffle... thx a LOT SAC!

Just for that. Next time I stop for a black pedestrian (and I have you know!), I'm going to wait 'til it's right in front of my truck (car is too expensive to fix), and I'm gonna run their thieving ass right over!
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:37:58 PM

@SAC - look. You're simple, so let me try to elaborate on what mink said (if I may mink?).

4 years later and your racist chip on your shoulder is still weighing you down. I can guarantee you that any 'racism' on here is to incite a (sadly, pathetically) predictable response from the likes of you (a darkie with a racist chip on his shoulder).

So, thank you for giving racism the attention is doesn't deserve, you dumb douche. LOL!

Keep up the good fight. Power to the (black) people! See you in the promised land (unless God keeps you dark folk in da bazement!).

PS: Keep up the predictability. Your chip is one of many (amusing) things I can count on here.

Now... did you understand all of that, or did I type too fast, or are you too busy fingering your sister (because I've read somewhere that's what Negro's do)?
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:39:04 PM

lol@Ranger.

You have to know, though, black folks don't 'steal', they 're-appropriate'.

They're just taking back what was theirs in the first place, before slavery, because their ancestors had televisions, stereos and white women in pre-colonial Africa, apparently.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:40:08 PM

I'm a fan of their Black Yoga...

BRAKE DANCING!
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:40:32 PM

"if I may mink?"

By all means. I could use the laughs today.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:41:33 PM

And where's the appreciation America has for the black folk? Where's the credit for 'Wigger Days!' held as schools and such?

PS: I LUV Stevie Wonder and Denzel!
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:42:38 PM

Thx. mink. SAC's predictability provides many.

OK... so, there's was this Black and a Jew sitting in a bar...



lol. I'm just f*ckin' with ya. Blacks weren't allowed into that bar, and Jews are too cheap to pay.
KillerCOck writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:42:40 PM

hahahaha! Can't wait!
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:46:28 PM

@mink - I'll bet you a kidney SAC has sent his whiny, self-righteous 'fight for the (black) people' letter to Alex.

... sniffle...
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:47:31 PM

"And where's the appreciation America has for the black folk?"

Can we start with Black History Month (where's White History Month?) and about three Martin Luther King holidays (all of the mostly white presidents get one holiday, btw. All of them. Together. Including Lincoln who freed the slaves).


Just saying.


Now it's time to shuck and jive, brothers! Kill whitey! Free OJ! Free Mumia!

Btw, I'm having, for my lunch, fried chicken, okra and watermelon and I'll wash it all down with grape Jungle Juice, in celebration of all the black folks how have liberated so many modern electronics enslaved by the evil white man.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:50:12 PM

"I'll bet you a kidney SAC has sent his whiny, self-righteous 'fight for the (black) people' letter to Alex."


Yep. Cry baby.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:51:38 PM

I'm going to brake-dance (my c*ck inside this black chick I dig now and again). She says I'm way better than her brother. And I rejoice in that.

Nice post mink about Black History Month, etc. And what about all those non-racial black comedians doing all those whitey jokes, yet were a white comedian to do a black joke... all hell would break loose.

No SAC, you're just a pathetic, self-victimizing darkie with a self-admitted racial chip on his shoulder. And that makes you the most pathetic poster on here.

Go steal a(nother) car and bitch to your parole officer, you whiny bitch.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:56:45 PM

Plus, I see that one-dimensional SAC doesn't give me ANY credit for admiring black people and their inherent trait of athleticism.

http://tinyurl.com/Negro-Fitness
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 1:58:38 PM

I guess SAC is reading Ebony Magazine in the back row of the Apollo Theater.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:01:06 PM

LMAO

Long-distance television toting should be an Olympic event, but then that would be 'racist'.

All the gold-medal winners would be black.



"yet were a white comedian to do a black joke... all hell would break loose"

Uh, yeah, Ranger. Don Imus got sh*t-canned, after begging to apologize, just for him saying "nappy-headed hoes", a phrase black people use to disparage other black people.



Racism? Please. Black people have white people right where they want them. In a corner, cowering.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:01:30 PM

If the Black community had it together, they'd put an end to 'Ebony Magazine.' A rag that has set them back 100 years. But no. They'd view that as giving up some 'cultural' ground (LOL!).

And we all know it's whitey that makes black folk commit all those crimes. Bad whitey... BAD!

I watched a show YEARS ago. About how black folk even tier black people within their own ranks. Dark African blacks are ranked the lowest, while the lighter darks are in the higher tier.

Classy.

I guess whitey has something to do with that too, eh SAC? You whiny bitch.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:04:10 PM

@mink - yep. Even though a WHITE President freed the slaves. I don't see black folk giving Lincoln's memory the time of day.

But, they seem to conveniently forget that.

I like if best when they call each other 'n*gger'. Yeah, like that doesn't set their race back 100 years either. But, I guess SAC would say whitey is responsible for blacks calling each other that.

SAC, you're a whiny bitch. Have I told you lately?
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:06:23 PM

^^Spot on.



"And we all know it's whitey that makes black folk commit all those crimes."

Actually, according to them, it *is* whitey's fault.

See for example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjCOZWUCYsY
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:08:12 PM

In Atlanta, African-Americans are 54 percent of the population, but are responsible for 100 percent of homicide, 95 percent of rape, 94 percent of robbery, 84 percent of aggravated assault, and 93 percent of burglary. Source: APD Uniform Crime Reports, Apr 2011 to Apr 2012

http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2012/05/black-people-responsible-for-virtually.html
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:10:40 PM

Here's what I meant about some American cities looking like Africa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXKnAwzhSUM&feature=related
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:10:59 PM

Yep. I guess if they keep up their deception (easy to see through) of blaming whitey for everything, there's no accountability on their part. Clever they think. Stupid, I think.

Yet... Denzel doesn't seem to have a problem getting work in Jewish-owned, white Hollywood. I wonder how he did it?
pussyqueef writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:11:20 PM

Lol geez people I'm not racist against blacks at all, it's just jokes.

In fact I think that every household should own at least one, oh kkk?
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:13:42 PM

"Like I told Bullit with respect to JB"

Did you say you respect JB? Have I missed something here? Are you the one who wants this site to be without the bloody trolls or not? I don't get it Mink. Does it mean you wait for me to reply to the f*cking prick while I see constantly fights with one another on here.

I really don't get it Mink.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:15:14 PM

^^lol

"I wonder how he did it?"

Talent. Hard-work. Used to mean something in this country, I think, but with Obama, you can just send in your request for goodies and the government fills the order, free of charge, which is why blacks vote 98% Democrat and not sh*t for the party that freed them.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:18:43 PM

"Did you say you respect JB?"

No.


"Have I missed something here?"

Yes.


"Are you the one who wants this site to be without the bloody trolls or not?"

I want this place to be free of JB, Dark and those who mimic them.



"I don't get it Mink."

I know.



"Does it mean you wait for me to reply to the f*cking prick while I see constantly fights with one another on here."

I have no dog in that fight and I've told you to ignore the dude, and yet you refuse. So...



"I really don't get it Mink."

I know. Again.
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:32:07 PM

I have no interest to reply to the f*cking "dude" as you may have noticed for the last 10 days or so. Like yesterday for instance: a dozen posts just about me. Jesus, how low can this bloody site can be. But it can suit only some of the posters when it pleases them. Double standards alright. Anyone can see that.

Seriously, I'm really fed up with this gutter level from JB and his illiterate boyfriend. But I blame more Alex for it than the double standards of some regular users.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:41:39 PM

There's no double standards. I told you to ignore JB because you couldn't/can't handle his ribbing without going emotionally insane, whereas I can.

It's like me telling you to stop drinking because every time you get drunk, you get into a fight and get your ass kicked, or you wreck your car, whereas I can drink ten rounds and remain cool and aloof.

The difference is I can take the troll(s), you cannot.

(And please don't bring up my reporting Dangerlips and Blumpkin to Alex. That had nothing to do with taking on those two knucklewalkers, but was done out of respect to f*cking up Alex's website after he let me post my (sh*tty) article.)

By the way, I've done all I can to get those two removed, more than you'll ever know, so don't sit there and whine like you're the undefended victim. I've done plenty to help you, you just haven't seen most of it.



I just have to wonder if you actually enjoy the attention...
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 2:59:30 PM

You're calling me a drunk!?

So, I'm a drunk according to you? Wow, what a surprise now. I guess you never have a drink once in a while eh?


You c
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:01:09 PM

You're calling me a drunk!?

So, I'm a drunk according to you? Wow, what a surprise now. I guess you never have a drink once in a while, eh? You are judge mental aren't you?

realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:06:02 PM

I am sorry if I came off racist. But that *sshole started it...I know people on here like to talk sh*t based on gender/color/ or whatever else. All I'm saying is if someone puts down lame sh*t, I'll call them on it. :)
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:09:07 PM

And btw, I NEVER crashed any of my cars for the last 20 f*cking years; what makes you think I drink and drive? You MUST be speaking from your own experience. This is very low and very stupid to even say that.
pussyqueef writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:14:22 PM

He was using an analogy, he wasn't saying you actually drink and drive.

You'd have to be drunk to actually think that.
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:24:06 PM

The analogy is inappropriate, instead, the focus should be on the Goddamn trolls but no, I get I f*cking lecture. Well guess what?

f*ck it, since everyone is enjoying the wanker of a troll like JB and his boyfriend, I might as well contribute to the f*cking site. Let the battle begins.
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:26:42 PM

*lectured*
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:46:25 PM

lmao@p*ssyfart.

"He was using an analogy, he wasn't saying you actually drink and drive."

Yep. I thought the whole "it's like" simile thing would tip him off. Guess not.



"I guess you never have a drink once in a while eh?"

Actually, I don't. I don't drink. Ever. Same with tobacco and 'drugs'.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:48:13 PM

Mink, you're a f*cking idiot sometimes man. Ranger, you're a f*cking idiot and SAC, They're sadly correct. Black racism is far from the real problem here.

Bottom line, 90% of the threads on this piece of sh*t site for f*cking faggots are like walking into a god damn Klan meeting.

So f*ck all of you basically.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:54:18 PM

Wow. Homophobia from an angry black dude.

Who would have thunk it?
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:54:49 PM

So trig, you hate: whitey, phags and my c*ck plugging up your wife's sh*t chute?
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 3:57:39 PM

^^This coming from the guy who has made numerous remarks over the years with respect to his "huge black d*ck", f*cking white women, who has said negative things concerning Jews as a group, and has made several, nay, many anti-white comments.

But you know about movies, I guess. You should watch this one, then:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0004134/
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:01:19 PM

"Mink, you're a f*cking idiot sometimes man"

Why? Because Black Americans have rotted out American cities with their crime?

Because Black Americans give their kids stupid-assed names because they refuse to give them 'white' ones instead?

Because a black dude in your house is a kind way to say "home invasion and robbery"?



Sure, I was 'joking', but if you think there's no kernel of truth in what I've said, you're f*cking blind, and thus you should spend more time reading and less time lining the birdcage of your life with the news rags of popular culture.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:02:22 PM

"Wow. Homophobia from an angry black dude."

lol, I totally missed that one.
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:05:49 PM

"Actually, I don't. I don't drink. Ever. Same with tobacco and 'drugs'."

Why don't you try this, just ONCE in your healthy life, a nice red wine + a natural pot of a weed + with a nice woman for the next 2 hours = instant heaven! Jesus Mink, live a little for Christ's sake! I'll lent you the money if you need but you've GOT to experience this. Honest to God. Imagine, f*cking JB will Never know this so you've got to live this, really. Just give me your IBAN account and I'll transfer you the money you need but up to $300 if you can. I'm sure you'll find some fine ebony ass for that price.

Break your gunny pig already and offer yourself a bloody good time but I'm there for you if you need me.

I swear Mink, it's all yours if you want to.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:11:08 PM

"with a nice woman for the next 2 hours"

Great. An hour and 55 minutes of her talking.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:17:33 PM

@trig - sorry homie.

'angry' and 'black dude' in the same sentence was redundant.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:18:30 PM

For $300. Trig would rent out his daughter for 6 months.
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:18:38 PM

Chose a mute one, I don't know as long you can experience some serious sex. I did years ago and I never forgot it. I even share it with my woman and she ...likes it.

But the bottle of Bordeaux cost me €150. well worth it despite everything...

Good night, Mink. Had a full day with the mariage princier today in Lux.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:18:42 PM

"imagine f*cking JB"

Gimme that 300
I'll imagine whatever you want
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:21:16 PM

Ranger, it's in Euro not USDollars...
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:22:44 PM

Nice!

I could get his wife thrown in with his daughter then!
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:25:34 PM

I'm sure you will you sex maniac! Lol!
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:26:13 PM

RANGER
Now you can finish building your own Candyland
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:26:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbsMZecRgbI
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:30:18 PM

"Now you can finish building your own Candyland"

That's like trick or treating and getting nothing but old tootsie rolls.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:32:54 PM

Trig's daughter can slide down my candy cane... with her tongue.
McQueen writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:33:20 PM

The Blues Brothers! Man I've seen that movie a thousand times! seriously. The only film where they dare to say "I'll trade your girl for camels" and you won't see this anytime soon. Plus the 100 cop cars getting smashed is always a pure happiness!

Goddamn you, you know my weakness! Good one, I've got to watch it again now.
SACdaddy writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:34:23 PM

Lol, here we go again. A whole thread full of racism and bullying followed by the Rangerkowski "you're the racist not me" bullsh*t whining routine. Yawn. I'm sure the other racists on the site are proud of you guys and all of the effort you put into to making this a better site. Maybe I'm just not paying attention or just tune out now after the first 15 racist comments to get to the Jew bashing, but I've been on the site long enough to know what to expect from the topics surrounding black actors/directors. Alex can post whatever he wants, but then again so can I. I'll leave it up the viewing audience to decide who's the crybaby though and who the racist.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:35:28 PM

'Maybe I'm just not paying attention...' - no argument here, you whiny bitch.
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:36:23 PM

So we're in agreement then.

WP is to no longer post news on black folk in the entertainment industry. I'm OK with that. Give them people too much attention and before you know it, my car is stolen.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:43:27 PM

Sac's such a liar.

He says this is a Ranger/minkowski bullying thread, but I wasn't even here when Future was posting!!

Must be because he's black.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:45:52 PM

Those arent tootsie rolls,insert troll name here couldnt get laid at a glory hole
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:49:08 PM

I couldn't either. My d*ck kept hitting the opposite wall.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:51:26 PM

So. I'm trying to decide. I have a white sheet and a pair of scissors.

For Halloween, should I be Caspar the Friendly Ghost, or the guy who shot Martin Luther king?
SACdaddy writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:56:00 PM

Ranger, I wouldn't be going around calling people simple if that all you got from my post.

Mink.....forget it, what needs to be said about you always get lost in the ether of your complete arrogance and ignorance. That's why, like I said before, I direct my comments to Alex in these situations.

Trig--Man I thought you gave up on this site a long time ago.
SACdaddy writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 4:58:13 PM

And No, i've never emailed Alex any complaints. I'd have to care more to do that.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:00:23 PM

"That's why, like I said before, I direct my comments to Alex in these situations."

"And No, i've never emailed Alex any complaints. I'd have to care more to do that"



And boom goes the anti-matter.
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:02:41 PM

"what needs to be said about you always get lost in the ether of your complete arrogance and ignorance."

Or in the morass of your crass stupidity, but hey, bro, what else is new?
SACdaddy writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:11:53 PM

Dude you know you don't have to email the moderator to address a comment his way right?

Alex go f*ck yourself.

See I did it again :)

minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:25:51 PM

So you care enough to post pointless messages Alex in all likelihood will never read or take seriously, but sending him an email with respect to the actual issue is caring too much?

So you care enough to waste your time, just not enough to solve the so-called problem?

Well then. Carry on.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:27:09 PM

I never said I had a problem with it. I just think you're a dumb ass. Sometimes.

Hypocrites was an exercise in f*cking patience.

Silent era films already are hard enough to watch. Let alone a silent film with a large message to shout to its audience. You really have to be able capture a lot of character in the actor and Hypocrites fails because they cast a group of extremely vocal voice talent for the film. Jazz and lounge singers and musical stage actors. The story was strong the direction was strong... The only person in the movie that was even remotely watchable was Myrtle Stedman. She was the only actor in the film that had even the slightest knowledge of acting in a silent film. Perhaps I need to watch it the way it was supposed to be watched. It was the turn of the century and anyone seeing this film would have watched it with an in house narrative and musical score.

Doesn't speak much about a silent film though if you can't watch it in total silence and walk away with something from it.


Ranger. lol.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:29:06 PM

Also,

I don't honestly believe that the Jew comments are racist.

I was just trying to fit in with the whites. Don't you whites hate Jews more than Blacks?
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:31:39 PM

I find this site much more entertaining when it's the actual "members" flaming each other and not the trolls.

Hows your dead mother Ranger?
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:36:20 PM

"Don't you whites hate Jews more than Blacks?"

It ain't whitey with the Nation of Islam.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:37:48 PM

TRIGGs onna goood one
COOL
Thts better than him judging us from Mt.Canada
minkowski writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:38:46 PM

"Perhaps I need to watch it the way it was supposed to be watched."

Yeah. Stoned on opium.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:44:28 PM

Interesting side note about Lois Weber.. My father always told me that she was poisoined by Louis Mayer, of MGM.

Obviously I have no idea whether this is true or not but from my understanding she died from some kind of brutal stomach raping. (not the kind youre thinking of ranger)

The reason? She was anti gay, anti men and anti racism.

And she was stirring sh*t up all over the board man. Her films were poignant and usually had an impact on depression era thinking; not too mention f*cking successful.

Louis Mayer was running Louis B Mayer pictures and was then bought out by what was then just Marcus Loew.

MGM Was born made Gone with the Wind, Weber made some choice words to the press about how the women and the blacks were portrayed in a lot of MGM's films, it hurt some of their box office draw, Mayer took her out to discuss business, she was dead not 3 days later. Either slowly poisioned or coincidence.

This is a theory from an old black Canadian keep in mind. I just always thought it made sense. Relevant to bring up because of Hypocrites.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:45:42 PM

Sorry that should read ANTI MEN, PRO GAY AND PRO BLACK.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:48:34 PM

"Thts better than him judging us from Mt.Canada"

Only your spelling, puncuation and grammar.

Canada also is not a mountain. Is a vast land mass full of lush culture and beautiful women. Women who are not grossly overweight and c*nty.

Something you most likely would know nothing about.
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 5:52:01 PM

On topic.

Those who cannot do, teach.

Those who cannot, act, write, direct, think for themselves, Spoof.
pornfly writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 6:11:01 PM

puncuation
Is a vast 

thx for that lil tudoring sesh TRIGG

Ifeel smarter already
Thx for playin tho
triggax writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 6:30:04 PM

Lol.

See what I did there?. Meant to do that.


.......................
Ranger writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 8:52:25 PM

What mink said... on everything from SAC having a problem with racism on here, BUT 'not caring enough' to write the moderator, BUT caring enough to piss n' moan on here (where it'll do NO good). And BOOM, yes goes the anti-(does it)- matter... lol.

@Trig re: your silent film comments. SEE, THAT's WHY I like your posts. You passion for the big screen (and your own theater, with reels of actually classics). I think you should post MORE! As for my dead mother. She's good. Thx. for asking. Weird though. I dug her up this weekend, and when I nailed her in the ass... I poked right through to her from. Some would say that's disrespecting the dead. I said... I can't wait to violate her again!

@SAC - Black Panther's are on the phone. Do you want me to take a message, or just tell them you're a hypocrite to the 11th degree?
pussyqueef writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 10:23:40 PM

So is anyone actually going to see this movie? I'm guessing no.
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 11:56:33 PM

UPDATE:The movie still looks like sh*t...Carry on
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 11:56:33 PM

UPDATE:The movie still looks like sh*t...Carry on
realgirl76 writes:
on October 20th, 2012 at 11:57:23 PM

Two times again??? FML....
pornfly writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 12:00:20 AM

I'll rent
Tanman32123 writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 2:56:22 AM

238 comments!? What have I been doing all week! I missed out on all this fun! I'm too lazy to go scroll through the obvious arguments so I'll say these as predictions on the above:

JB and Dark, Shut the f*ck up already! Go Ranger and porn! Nice comebacks! And yes mink! You talk down to them with your intelligent comebacks that they're to stupid to understand! Yay!!

Okay I'm done.

Also, I might watch this, depends on how much of my friends end up going.
pornfly writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 3:39:56 AM

go porn indeed
Ranger writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 3:58:44 AM

@Tanman... lol. It's worth the read I think.
Deaft0ne writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 6:56:54 PM

The movie looks sh*t and I like Marlon Wayans anyways. The Wayans Bros. on the now defc*nt The WB which morphed into the CW was a fun show and I always liked In Living Color. The Wayans are a talented family and are good at writing comedy and acting but it's like Damon and Keenan Ivory vanished which is odd.

As far as all the bickering back and forth on here, Future is an obnoxious sh*tstain, SAC needs to chill the f*ck out and Mink and Ranger make the most sense.

Anyways, I doubt this movie will do that well at the B.O. because it looks really direct to video quality to me.
Deaft0ne writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 6:57:00 PM

The movie looks sh*t and I like Marlon Wayans anyways. The Wayans Bros. on the now defc*nt The WB which morphed into the CW was a fun show and I always liked In Living Color. The Wayans are a talented family and are good at writing comedy and acting but it's like Damon and Keenan Ivory vanished which is odd.

As far as all the bickering back and forth on here, Future is an obnoxious sh*tstain, SAC needs to chill the f*ck out and Mink and Ranger make the most sense.

Anyways, I doubt this movie will do that well at the B.O. because it looks really direct to video quality to me.
minkowski writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 7:51:00 PM

"but it's like Damon and Keenan Ivory vanished which is odd."

Someone probably just turned off the light.

Tell them to smile so we know they're there.
Tanman32123 writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 8:17:24 PM

I've been waiting to see Triggax comment so i could post this to him, but he doesn't post often, so i hope he comes back and see's this lol..

To Triggax

I stumbled upon an old comment you left on a thread in 2010 about how you owned a movie theater and how you were once interviewed for Box Office Magazine and had a three page article written about you.

btw i'm sure someones wondering, so yea.. I Stumbled upon this because i was looking at some old accounts who are in the higher positions then myself in the trivia game on this site, looked at one account and saw his last comment on that page.

Here's your comment:


"Well... I guess it is the film buffs dream... The unfortunate thing about it is.. Im not....
a film buff in the traditional sense of the word... I LOVE MOVIES...
COME ON BOYS LETS SAY IT TOGETHER... I LOVE MOVIES AND I LOVE MAKING MOVIES
AND WE DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THEATER AND ESCAPE.

We don't make love in the afternoon. On the stairs... In the restroom...

I just want all of you to know.

I DO NOT HAVE A 3D PROJECTOR AND OTHER THAN AVATAR I HAVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE MOVIE IN 3D.

f*ck 3d. God bless classic cinema and f*ck Michael Bay.

If anyones interested... Box Office magazine did a full 3 page spread on my cinema
in their december 2009 magazine.

Its an article about cinemas that attempt to keep the silver screen alive
by playing old reels. Its a good read. Phil Contrino is the author of the article...
If anyone wants to read it just let me know and give me your email and ill send you an online code for the magazine..
.
Reason they picked us is because.... Every 3rd weekend of the month we ONLY play the classis...
Lean... Landau.... Demme..... Lumet...... and even earlier.. so.... if you want to read it...
which... im sure you dont... just let me know...

But yeah... im a movie lover.... and it really is a dreaaaaaam job."

Heres the link to your comment:
//www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=18798#ixzz29Y7pV423

and here's the link to what i Believe is the article: http://www.boxoffice.com/the_vault/issue_page?issue_id=2009-12-1&page_no=18

Anywho.

My question to you is: where is your theater? Is this the article on you?
If it is I'd personally like to say say Thank you for continuing to keep the movie Tradition alive. It's hard to find theaters and people who care about the Beginning of film history such i and many other do, it's people like you
who keep the past and history alive for generations to enjoy.

If i ever meet you.
I owe you a beer.
Cheers my friend.

And in case you don't see this, I'll post it again the next time i see you comment.
minkowski writes:
on October 21st, 2012 at 10:17:11 PM

A black man named Tom living in Alberta?

Well I never.
Ranger writes:
on October 22nd, 2012 at 12:32:54 AM

trig is in Creston, BC.

I tanked the deal for Starbuck's to buy his theater.





Ha.



Just joking...




Ranger writes:
on October 22nd, 2012 at 12:38:32 AM

Or am I?
Ranger writes:
on October 22nd, 2012 at 12:38:50 AM

http://www.kootenays-bc.com/movies_creston.htm
Tanman32123 writes:
on October 22nd, 2012 at 7:41:44 PM

lol is that the actual Theater Rang?
Tanman32123 writes:
on October 22nd, 2012 at 7:42:15 PM

LOLOL i should call that number and ask for Triggax ahah, that'd be creepy as f*ck :P
Ranger writes:
on October 23rd, 2012 at 4:05:37 AM

Yep. That's his theater.

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