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Darth Vader's Wife Punched by Jealous Man

Posted: October 17th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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Ikbal Hare, a 35-year-old British man has been arrested for the assault of Darth Vader, who changed his name from Mark Nokes several years ago. The entire fight took place after Hare found out that his girlfriend has been cheating on him with Vader.

Hare confronted Vader and took a swing at him, but missed and hit Mrs. Vader (her real last name) in the face. He then ran out of the house, and despite being chased by several people, including Vader, he was able to get away.

Police eventually caught him two days later at his girlfriend's house. Hare pleaded guilty to the attack and has been sentenced to an 18-month probation and anger management courses.

Source: HuffingtonPost


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minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:13:33 PM

The force is stupid with this one.
pornfly writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:21:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhnIqgTEBS8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

AND it went somethiiiing like this
pornfly writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:26:52 PM

Hes gonna have alotta fun in those meetings when they hear the whole story

"hey Ikbal,i heard your wife likes it Jedi style"

Ikbal?
Maybe he should change his name to Luke and let the saga begin
pornfly writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:28:34 PM

They shouldv told Vader that his wife was dead so he could give himself completely to The Dork Side
cress writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:29:02 PM

What's the big deal? I renamed my penis Rancor Monster and "punch" it when I get lonely.
minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:32:26 PM

Where was Lando Calrissian during this debacle? Stealing the hubcaps off the Millennium Falcon?
Electro Rock writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:32:55 PM

He's mad because she went to the dark side.
Electro Rock writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:35:04 PM

Mink he had to pay for his activator somehow.

You can clearly see how dry he got between ESB and Jedi.

Mining gas just don't pay the bills. Or maybe he steals out of habit?
minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:35:13 PM

You mean the Darth side.
minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:36:13 PM

Once you go Vader

You drop the vibrator.
minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:36:49 PM

And by vibrator I mean lightsaber, which also rhymes.
minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:37:53 PM

@electro: lol.
Electro Rock writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:38:11 PM

Nice one

Once you go Anakin, you'll run out on your mate again.

Ok that was dumb.
minkowski writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 9:44:47 PM

Still funny.

cress writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 10:04:41 PM

On a side note, Mr. and Mrs. Vader have been trying to conceive for years, but Mr.
Vader has been shooting a lot of blank midi-chlorians.
TemporalFlux writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 10:41:19 PM

"He is as clumsy as he is stupid"
"He was unwise to lower his defenses!"
"There'll be nothing to stop him this time".

I feel tremor in my ass. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Deaft0ne writes:
on October 17th, 2012 at 11:47:50 PM

Qui-Gon Jinn - "There's always a bigger fish."
BadChadB33 writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 12:03:36 AM

Horny this makes me, good blow this is!!!
pornfly writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 12:47:34 AM

wheres JARJAR?
cress writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 1:00:25 AM

Lol BadChad
trailertrash writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 3:07:12 AM

I'm not sure which one is Mr Vader !!?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01602/Vader_03_1602656a.jpg
pornfly writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 3:55:20 AM

BC
everytime i read that its still funny
pornfly writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 5:40:51 AM

You cant touch Lord Vader bitch
Mudders writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 7:31:24 AM

"He then ran out of the house, and despite being chased by several people, including Vader, he was able to get away."

it just doesnt sound right
Jarmiez writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 12:39:37 PM

i dont know whats sadder a guy punches a woman then runs away or that that guys name is darth vader
minkowski writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 1:27:03 PM

"it just doesnt sound right"

Maybe they meant Eddie Veder...
doneehoward writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 3:57:34 PM

Why.. is.. this... story... here?
Ranger writes:
on October 18th, 2012 at 6:44:07 PM

Sounds like a job for Jerry Springer.

I ALWAYS am amazed by those that are cheated on go after the 'other' person, instead of cutting their 'significant other' loose. Are they so insecure (rhetorical) that they go after the 'other' person because they don't want to annoy their cheating significant other and/or they don't have the balls to cut them loose?

Losers.
pornfly writes:
on October 19th, 2012 at 12:00:49 AM

Its a jedi mind trick
He meant to hit her the whole time

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