Today we have the trailer for the upcoming crime thriller "Parker," starring Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte, and Michael Chiklis. The movie is based on the books by Donald E. Westlake and is set to hit theaters on January 25th, 2013. Check out the trailer below.
Plot: Parker (Statham) is a professional thief who lives by a personal code of ethics: Don't steal from people who can't afford it and don't hurt people who don't deserve it. But on his latest heist, his crew double crosses him, steals his stash, and leaves him for dead.
Determined to make sure they regret it, Parker tracks them to Palm Beach, playground of the rich and famous, where the crew is planning their biggest heist ever. Donning the disguise of a rich Texan, Parker takes on an unlikely partner, Leslie (Lopez), a savvy insider, who's short on cash, but big on looks, smarts and ambition. Together, they devise a plan to hijack the score, take everyone down and get away clean.
Looks fun. Just a good ol fashioned heist-action flick, with fast cars and posh locations.
At first, when I saw Statham dressed as a preacher, I thought we were gonna get another, "I now pronounce you...Man and Knife!" (which would’ve been rad. Oh well). I really dig the supporting cast, too.
And, goddamn, JLo gives me a hard-on. I’d be waxin’ her up and down every night. My man Statham is getting’ some in the shower. Rad.
SERIOUSLY must be awesome to be Jason Statham.He looks the same in 98% of his movies.does not have to fake an American accent.plays the same f*cking character over and over.but I still like his movies.Even Killer Elite and Mechanic were good.
the movie looked good until JEnnifer Lopez appeared then it all turned into NUYORICAN sh*t and taking place in facking FLARIDA.i'll wait for the dvd though.
"but I still like his movies.Even Killer Elite and Mechanic were good"
From the 10 minutes i watched outside my room on the other TV like an hour ago, i'd say Killer elite looks pretty good, and i never saw mechanic, looks to much like Transporter.. lol Still Stathem is sick
Deaft0newrites: on October 4th, 2012 at 1:12:53 AM
lol bane is a f*cking spammer, he's like those choads posting bullsh*t links to watch Man of Steel online on the teaser trailer when the f*cking movie isn't out til June. He's posted that Lincoln sh*t on like the last 10 posts.
@Tanman, The Mechanic remake was pretty badass. Some genuine f*cking up of henchmen and sh*t and it's ultra-violent and Ben Foster and Tony Goldwyn and Donald Sutherland are in it too.