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Mary Poppins vs Voldemort at Olympics Opening Ceremony

Posted: July 25th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
Mary Poppins vs Voldemort at Olympics Opening CeremonySubmit Comment
Director Danny Boyle (127 Hours, Slumdog Millionaire, 28 Days Later) is in charge of the opening ceremony for the 2012 London Olympics. And in an attempt to top the Beijing Games, he's planning some wacky stuff.

SPOILERS AHEAD:

According to the Times of London, Friday's opening ceremony will have about one hundred children wheeled out on hospital beds to perform a "choreographed bed dance." In addition to the massive amount of normal beds, there will also be a dozen giant ones, which will contain dancing storybook characters like the villainous Cruella De Vil.

Then a 40-foot Voldemort will arrive, while dozens of Dementors will stream into the arena from all directions to scare the children. At that point, a large number of Mary Poppins will enter from above, via umbrella, and defeat all the villains.

Source: Gawker


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Morbius writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 7:39:29 AM

"...he's planning some wacky stuff."

Edit: "...he's smoking some wacky stuff."

Fixed.
boogiel writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 7:59:03 AM

Next, mr. bean shows up followed by sherlock holmes etc...
Avirex writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 7:59:32 AM

Yeah. Okay. Wtf.
Muscle Man writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 8:01:02 AM

... and finally Uwe Boll's Blubberella flies in to eliminate them all
SACdaddy writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 8:12:38 AM

What does any of this have to do with the Olympics?
SACdaddy writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 8:22:08 AM

Off topic: These Judge Dredd trailers are really growing on me. After watching that p*ssy Dork Knight movie I think I'm ready to see some real justice be dispensed.
Dan1382 writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 8:37:18 AM

.....then Doctor Who transports in and repairs the tear in the movie time continuum!

makes you proud to be British *sniff*
pornfly writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 8:38:07 AM

All to the tune of
Yakkety Sax


You better bring it Brits
Beijing f*ckin knocked it out the park
pornfly writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 8:43:16 AM

this has to be a decoy story
Spice Girls/Poppins/Potter?

Whats the connection with the Olympics?
is Gordon Ramsey gonna do ribbon dancing?
Dre-EL writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 9:41:00 AM

LAME!!!
trailertrash writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 10:29:06 AM

pornfly

They should have gone with easy dirty girls and cheap supermarket booze as their theme really.
draculus writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 10:45:33 AM

Cut the Mary Poppins/Cruella crap and put in the chick with two vaginas. Now that's an opening show, my friends...
minkowski writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 12:45:35 PM

"What does any of this have to do with the Olympics?"

Or movies for that matter...
BlackDynamite writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 1:03:03 PM

I can only reply to this with a resounding "What The f*ck".
pornfly writes:
on July 25th, 2012 at 4:30:37 PM

TT,they should have makeshift street corners on the field with Essex Girls on each corner

Jodie Marsh type chics always seem to be from there to me
-"shes hot and slutty,wheres she from?"
the answer always comes back Essex

I need to find more cities that have 'sex' in the name
Johnnyb writes:
on July 26th, 2012 at 12:03:56 AM

Ok, so Harry must be a p*ssy or busy for this sh*t!!!!!
telur writes:
on July 26th, 2012 at 12:39:29 AM

look terrible

they must fit James Bond in that olimpic

still the movie 3 month away
Scott Baiowulf writes:
on July 27th, 2012 at 3:48:40 AM

lol. you had me at "choreographed bed dance."

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