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Jakey Nightmare writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 7:42:49 AM
lmao! send this bitch to jail for more than a day already please!!!
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Bullit writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 7:45:13 AM
@Ranger: what did I say yesterday about the braking distance with a 911?
The lying tart couldn't avoid the truck who was driving at 40 MPH! She was definitely under drugs and therefore should be sent straight to jail just for lying & killing that car and the rental should demand a full reimbursement of the value of the poor car! Not to mention the bribe. Stupid c*nt!
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SergioFX writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 8:33:43 AM
I cannot make any comments before reading what other people have to say about this, since I have no opinion of my own.
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pornfly writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 8:52:13 AM
f*ckin Chez Whitey
Sure is nice
I spend a longer time getting pulled over than chix like Amanda Bynes and this tard spend in jail
Feel free to buy my line of Chez Whitey blonde wigs so you wont get hasseled by popo
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:35:07 AM
Say what you want about Lindsay, at least she didn't try texting President Obama, trying to get herself
out of this mess (sarcasm). A pink bag full of an "alleged" illegal substance ? Sounds like Lindsay was trying out for a new job as spokesperson for the COCA-COLA company (sarcasm). Then she tries to bribe the driver of the 18 wheeler, because this spoogle licker and her "assistant" were too *sniff sniff* revved up, with an apparent Monkey on their Back ? (sarcasm). Then she walks out of the hospital, not concerned about her spooge licking "assistant" (sarcasm) ?
f*ck Lindsay Lohan with an HIV infected d*ck!
She's a f*cking waste of space and the sooner she's six feet under, the soon Ryan Dunn will finally have sexual companionship in Hell.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:37:39 AM
Erin Moran may live in a trailer and show her tits to complete strangers for money, but at least she's not a worthless piece of chimpanzee dingleberry like this f*cking waste of space.
Get the picture, Lohan.
Die already, Lohan and let the rest of humanity progress up the evolutionary scale.
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pornfly writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:39:15 AM
Poster children for what happens when you have kids with an idiot
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beepboop writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:40:03 AM
what is the bigger crime?
to be an utter useless human being, who endangers other people by driving under the influence of drugs and who cries her way out of the jail time she deserves?
or
the people supporting that behaviour and making money from it?
I think both belong in jail. better lock them up fast, before Lohan kills someone.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:40:11 AM
If she EVER serves time in jail (which doesn't seem likely, lately), we can only hope she gets gang raped so badly in the public shower that she can take a sh*t by standing up.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:41:39 AM
Take the whole Lohan clan out to a firing squad and let them all dine on metal salads.
Then put it on pay per view.
That's a sport I'd pay to watch.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:44:06 AM
Meanwhile, Lohan says that James is lying about being offered money. And regarding who caused the accident... James says it was Lohan and he has lots of witnesses. Lohan, at first, claimed that James cut her off, but then started telling her friends that her brakes failed. TMZ reached out to the car rental company where Lohan got the Porsche and they said that new brakes were installed just two days prior ...
Yeah. The cocaine in the glove compartment ?
An optional agreement on the rental contract.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:46:26 AM
This one is for TheGraPep*ssyRaper:
This bitch makes Ryan Dunn look like an applicant for MIT. Who bitchslapped a reporter for trying to kiss him. Then got drunk and drove himself and a passenger into a tree, down in a ravine and burned himself alive.
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nawtnt writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 10:22:19 AM
Worst Previews, seriously what's this got to do with movies.
Lidsay Lohan's career is f***** up, she has no fans and no one really give a sh** about her.
So please next time, let this be a movie news instead of a washed up child star who keeps on f***** her own life up.
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 10:35:13 AM
@Bullit - yep (re: 911 braking distance).
Of all the info. so far. I really hope Lindsay sticks to the story that the brakes on her RENTAL car (not 'her' Porsche) failed. That can EASILY be tested (even in the condition that car is in). Then her creditability (in this incident alone) is shot (again), thus the believability of the bride and mystery (cocaine) purse can come to light.
If the truck driver is embellishing to make some $'s here, lol. Good for him.
She is really a waste of air, skin, food.
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 10:40:47 AM
I knew something was up when the day of the accident it was reported that Lindsay didn't go to the hospital right away.
Then it was: 'He cut me off!'
Now it's: 'The brakes failed!'
Can't wait to hear what she says tomorrow.
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 10:43:24 AM
Girly... your ego...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRNWFtgXo2E
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Bullit writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 10:50:28 AM
^ ^ yep, me too, I can't wait what other dumb sh*t she'll come up with.
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nawtnt writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 11:19:24 AM
Hey guys, seriously I don't give a s*** about Lindsay Lohan.
Lohan's film career is over.
What amazes me most is that some users actually give a s*** about her.
The only reason why I am commeting about this is because this news has nothing to do with movie news.
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Bullit writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 11:34:16 AM
^ ^ I only give a sh*t about the car she just killed! Such a beautiful car in the hands of a useless tart!
Plus it's Sunday, the day for slow news.
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rocketman writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 11:50:50 AM
I had a f*ck to give somewhere but I can't seem to find it.
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bandolero999 writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 12:01:39 PM
nawtnt you havent been on this site long enough.the users love Lohans trainwreck of a life.We're counting down the days when she O.ds or pulls a ryan dunn
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 12:40:27 PM
I give a f*ck about Lohan... if that f*ck is inside her ass.
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 12:40:49 PM
And what Bullit said. What a waste of an amazing car.
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rocketman writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 1:03:16 PM
I can't under stand why folk still employ Lilo when EVERYONE knows what a drug addled f*ck she is.
She must be able to suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
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BadChadB33 writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 1:39:34 PM
I still feel so sorry for the poor car!
Bribed? It woulda been the back room casting couch for me, if she wanted out and then some.
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crimsonfiend420 writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 1:51:11 PM
My jumping f*cking zombie raping Jesus, why does WP have such a veiny boner for this disease riddled walking c*nt?!
Every other day it seems there's a post about this wreck of a slut. I mean sure, it's hilarious to rip on her but honestly- wouldn't it be far more just to just never think of her or hear of her again? Surely that's why we're all anxiously awaiting her death: for her to go the f*ck away. Well that, and having a good wank over the autopsy photos.
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crimsonfiend420 writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 1:52:15 PM
Also, when your "source" is TMZ I object to it being called "news". That comes too close to TMZ faggots being called "reporters".
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bandolero999 writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 2:06:05 PM
Tmz has actually some pretty good articles believe it or not.and I dont expect Alex to come out with like 8 news threads on sunday anyway.
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PLASTIC MAN writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 2:42:02 PM
Hey Ranger, why don't you take Minkowski's d*ck out of your mouth and then shut the hell up. No one cares what you guys say. you are both trashy people, and this site is sh*t because of you.
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BadChadB33 writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 2:49:18 PM
Sorry Plastic, Ranger and Mink are out back giving your daughter the chinese finger trap. They'll be back later to deal with your loser ass!
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rocketman writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 2:51:39 PM
Yeah but I've just ordered a pizza,12'' deep pan with pepperoni.
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rocketman writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 2:53:18 PM
...and chips/fries.
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boogiel writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 3:26:13 PM
Wrong Bribes. She should offer her p*ssy instead of money.
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rocketman writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 3:55:43 PM
She would end up getting charged with assault then,feel like a Space Jockey with that thing clamping on ya.
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Bullit writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 4:37:54 PM
Speaking of cars, Lewis HAMILTON won the Canadian Grand Prix over Ferrari! Great race & I love the guy. I'm a huge fan since he started in F1! Great news indeed!
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Powdered Toast Man writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 5:38:27 PM
she could have easily bribed me!!
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Bullit writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 5:51:04 PM
^ ^ you obviously don't know what a tart means..;
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 5:54:18 PM
@Bullit - I'll look up the race highlights.
@Plastic - ok, mink's d*ck is out of my mouth (is that the best you got?).
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:01:49 PM
@crimson - re: '...disease riddled walking c*nt?!' --- I think you've answered the question yourself as to why there's a boner for Lovag.
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minkowski writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:08:01 PM
"Hey Ranger, why don't you take Minkowski's d*ck out of your mouth"
It's not in his mouth, it's in your daughter's c*nt. Which reminds me of a joke. What's the difference between your daughter's c*nt and Ranger's mouth? Ranger's mouth doesn't stink of my d*ck.
Faggot.
"and then shut the hell up."
Nah. I'd rather just f*ck your daughter.
"No one cares what you guys say."
And yet, here you are, caring about what we say.
"you are both trashy people, and this site is sh*t because of you."
No, this site is sh*t because the guys running the show don't give an authentic f*ck about movies or the people who come here loyally year after year, and instead, they've chosen to turn WorstPreviews into an ad portal to pay the water bill.
(And yes, pedophilia isn't funny. It's an outright evil. Too bad, then, Plasticman abuses it for his benefit.)
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pornfly writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:14:47 PM
"noone care what you guys say"
but i care enough to scroll down to read your posts
read them
reflect and reply
PLASTIC enlarges MINKS face on his tablet and plops his sack on his visage while he spanks it
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:15:19 PM
'Faggot.' --- lol.
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minkowski writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:19:18 PM
"PLASTIC enlarges MINKS face on his tablet and plops his sack on his visage while he spanks it"
He should spend less time doing that and more time answering that timeless question "Do you no know where your children are?".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_you_know_where_your_children_are?
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minkowski writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:22:40 PM
Wait, wait, wait. The truck driver is BLACK? Are we sure sure he didn't steal it?
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minkowski writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:23:47 PM
And by 'it', I mean everything that's missing.
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pornfly writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:39:47 PM
His story: "that cracka hit me then put all this stolen stuff in my truck"
Her story:"im goin 40mph when this 50ft long 18wheeler came outta nowhere"
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minkowski writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 6:41:37 PM
^*endless gut-splitting guffaws*
(because I hate lol and lmao)
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pornfly writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 7:14:45 PM
"gut splitting guffaw"??
I thought that was the sound PLASTICs wife made when i make her rear bumper look like that rent-a-porsche
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minkowski writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 7:31:34 PM
*laughing hard*
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Ranger writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 8:48:20 PM
*laughing hard* --- that's what I do after pillaging PlasticGoof's retarded daughter's ass, then using her mouth for the clean-up.
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pornfly writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 9:33:24 PM
HAAHAHAHAAA sploogesploogesplooge HAAHAHAHAAA splooge splooge HAAAaaaaa dribbledribble haaaaaa
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 11:52:37 PM
Lindsay's alive and SpasticMan is out collecting dead babies from the receptacles of abortion clinics to wrap the feti' around his shriveled d*ck to protect him from HIV from the local hookers he f*cks near the airport ?
That proves there is no God.
But Lindsay ? Lucifer wants to break his contract with you. NOW.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on June 11th, 2012 at 12:03:33 AM
COLONSPASTIC N DA CAN writes:
on June 10th, 2012 at 2:42:02 PM
Hey Ranger, why don't you keep Minkowski's d*ck in my mouth ? I should really shuck my f*cking trap. I don't know what the f*ck I am talking about and I don't contribute to the time, effort and hard work that Alex and his Usual Gang of Idjuts takes to present such an indepth article that Lojack Vagic*nt snorts Columbian juju juice, hates women and loves to pull a Porshe assf*ck with an 18-wheeler rig. Noone should care what I guys say. I am such a bitchy little girl and this site is sh*te because I defecat into the mouth Grapep*ssyRaper, followed by pissing on his chest ... since that is why he pays me money, while I visit his motel room.
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Ranger writes:
on June 11th, 2012 at 12:06:45 AM
lol.
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pornfly writes:
on June 11th, 2012 at 12:54:20 AM
^*endless gut-splitting guffaws*
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