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Zoe Saldana Joins "Machete" Sequel, Danny Trejo is HappyPosted: May 25th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
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  The upcoming "Machete" sequel, called "Machete Kills," is about to start filming in Texas and is almost done putting together the cast, which is comprised of Danny Trejo, Amber Heard, Demian Bichir, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara and Mel Gibson, who'll be playing the villain.
And now, according to Trejo, the cast just added Zoe Saldana (Avatar, Star Trek). "[It] is going to be a lot more over-the-top than 'Machete,'" he explained. "We've got Sofia Vergara, who is a star in her own right, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Zoe Saldana. And guess what? I get to kiss all of them."
"Machete Kills" finds the titular ex-federale (Trejo) recruited by the US government to stop an arms dealer (Gibson) from launching a deadly missile. Robert Rodriguez is once again directing.
Source: Moviehole
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SkullKrusher writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 8:21:20 AM
Loved the first Machete, and have high hopes this one will be just as good, if not better! No Seagal, more Mad Mel, FTW!
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Avirex writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 8:46:34 AM
"We've got Sofia Vergara, who is a star in her own right, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Zoe Saldana. And guess what? I get to kiss all of them."
It saddens me to know that someone that looks like Trejo is getting all that hot celebrity ass and I'm not.
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boogiel writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 8:46:52 AM
Mel Gibson would be the only reason I'm gonna watch this movie. It would be even better if they cast him as a jew hunter.
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bandolero999 writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 9:16:26 AM
f*cking viejo(geezer) working with all them types of girls.white girl,colombiana,dominicana,puerto rican,mexican. make his wiwi get CALIENTE(hot) from all the Latin Heat.
"It saddens me to know that someone that looks like Trejo is getting all that hot celebrity ass and I'm not."
EVEN I'm jealous as well brah,but thats the way the cookie crumbles
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BadChadB33 writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 9:57:25 AM
I'd love to be the lucky little crotch cricket caught in her undies.
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bandolero999 writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 10:27:30 AM
Who wouldnt be happy working with them hoes.
Unless you're travolta,Thomas Jane,Ryan seacrest duuuh
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trailertrash writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 12:56:55 PM
Danny Trejo is Happy .....
Why is he get getting an extra 2 bucks a lawn or something
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pornfly writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 1:47:30 PM
Machete Kills:Sponsored by Patron Tequila
For when you have make out with a defaced catchers mitt because hes the directors cousin
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pornfly writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 1:54:23 PM
I'll put Sofia to work in my kitchen
Michelle can do yard and garage work
Jessica will be my maid
Zoe will run my errands
Then we all share one big bed to make one big sexy brown mess
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bandolero999 writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 2:16:06 PM
He's happy cause hes got a six pack of coronas
Patron tequila is not even made in Mexico.is officially American.Don ramon is
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pornfly writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 2:41:54 PM
I know^ i needed a label that everyone would know
Paul Mitchell owns Patron
Thanks for playin tho
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 7:58:41 PM
Zoe Saldana Joins "Machete" Sequel, Danny Trejo is Happy .... cause now he can pick the bean and beef from between his f*cked up teeth with her f*cking boney arms.
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bandolero999 writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 8:56:55 PM
well pornfly i hope you dont drink that piece of sh*t tequila cause you're just making Paul mitchell rich.
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pornfly writes: on May 25th, 2012 at 10:51:56 PM
BANDO,I have drank it before but it was a gift
I like Cazadores
I'll keep an eye out for DonRamon
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Johnnyb writes: on May 26th, 2012 at 1:24:14 AM
Could this time Trejo is going for the real deal with this ladies, I mean foursome!!!!!
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Ranger writes: on May 26th, 2012 at 2:53:41 AM
Danny Trejo is Happy .....
'... is he get getting an extra 2 bucks a lawn?' --- lol.
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minkowski writes: on May 26th, 2012 at 2:43:51 PM
"Danny Trejo is Happy"
And yet, his face still makes cows cry.
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cuddaflip writes: on May 27th, 2012 at 2:53:03 AM
honestly wasn't too crazy about the first one but this I've gotta see for ol' Mel
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seveltoto writes: on November 3rd, 2017 at 6:53:00 AM
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recreator9 writes: on November 28th, 2017 at 12:26:48 AM
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nikitavirza writes: on January 29th, 2018 at 11:09:26 PM
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