Last fall, Disney converted "The Lion King" to 3D and re-released the film in theaters. It was immediately a huge hit, resulting in the company re-releasing "Beauty and the Beast" in 3D.
The studio is continuing the process and is now planning to re-release "Finding Nemo," "Monsters, Inc" and "The Little Mermaid." And today, we have an official trailer for "Finding Nemo 3D." Check it out below.
"Finding Nemo" was originally released back in 2003 and went on to gross $868 million globally. It also has a 98% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes. The 3D re-release is set to hit theaters on September 14th.
f*ck, why can't they re-release the great classic films of yester-year instead of these regurgitated animated things? I mean, if we absolutely must have anything at all re-released I rather just watch the classics than 3D bullsh*t and remakes.
Wow, if Disney isn't raping the prostate right the f*ck of of Marvel and Pixar, they're re-releasing old sh*t in new formats. f*ckheads couldn't even do the timeless Princess story right (Tangled) without getting Pixar to provide the CGI blowjob.
Remember when Disney made their own sh*t? When they had teams of world-class animators piling on the hours to make just once scene perfect? When they'd go far and wide to do research just to make the snake in that one shot look perfect?
Now, today, they can't make even one good film on their own. They make sh*t like John Carter and it bombs. They make garbage like Witch Mountain and it bombs. Sure, they have Pirates, no small thanks to the wide but diminishing charm of Bonham's clit/Burton's dildo, aka Johnny Depp, but what the f*ck else? The Haunted Mansion?
They're tapping into Marvel harder than that new gay DC character taps into Bruce Wayne's bat-d*ck, and they had to tap into Squaresoft years back for the Kingdom Heart games. And then they absorbed Pixar like the amoebic parasite they are.
Disney is a perfect example of everything that's wrong with the new America. Can't do sh*t on their own. Have to get someone else to do the work.
f*ck Disney and f*ck their "putting it back in the vault for ten years after releasing it in limited demand because we know how to greedily manipulate economics but don't you dare even think about pirating one these now impossible to find films" bullsh*t too.
Princess and the Frog is a great example. Disney goes back to cel animation and no one goes to see the film, which just annoys me the f*ck out of me, and I haven't even seen it to know whether or not it hold itself against films like Sleeping Beauty.
I'd say It holds its own against, Little Mermaid or Hunchback of Notre Dame.
The colors of rich Purple, brown, yellow and Greens are brilliantly put together in a classic Disney style, There is one song I really like but I wouldn't say any of them are as memorable as other Disney classics but still good, The characters are fun with the main one being strong and resilient.
The mmovie is different being that its set New Orleans where the characters that ain't black sounds like Gambit from the 90's X-men Cartoon.
I think the fact that the main character is black and deals with somethings that are part of New Orleans culture are the reasons no one went to see it.
Voodoo, Swamp Life and Black Folk usually keeps kids away from the theaters.