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Videos: Tim Burton Falls Off Stage, Michael Madson Will Cut Your Ear Off if You Text During a Movie Posted: May 15th, 2012 by WorstPreviews.com Staff
During a press conference for "Dark Shadows" in Tokyo, Johnny Depp and director Tim Burton took the stage. While speaking, Burton took a step back and fell off the stage. What was almost a disaster was averted by his assistant, who somehow knew that Burton was going to fall and caught him before anything major happened. Meanwhile, Michael Madson attended a special screening of "Reservoir Dogs" at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas. While there, he recorded a message for anyone planning to text during a movie. And that message is that he'll cut your ear off. Watch both videos below.
Tim Burton Falls Off Stage:
Michael Madsen: VIDEO Source: Various
13 comment(s) Profanity:
sm00th_eskimo writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 8:01:01 PM
Cutting a persons ear off for utilizing their phone during a movie sounds reasonable
Crazyhorse writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 8:14:17 PM
Here is a tip
Make a good movie that keeps the audience glued to the screen and you might not have to worry about people texting
minkowski writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 8:17:11 PM
Too bad Burton didn't die. It would save the world from seeing more Depp-Bonham bullsh*t.
pornfly writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 9:02:08 PM
Travolta will rape you for using your phone in the theatre
Gibson will plant you in his garden
Depp will rimjob u
KillerSniper45 writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 9:05:34 PM
Why would would you want a person die? Even if Tim Burton did good, mediocre movies with Johnny Depp, we should give the guy a change.
minkowski writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 9:12:58 PM
^It's a figure of speech. But, on the off-chance he did die, you can't argue the loss of more Bonham-Depp garbage wouldn't help cinema.
Just tired of that one-trick Shetland pony making essentially the same f*cking film every year. Make something new, do something DIFFERENT. f*ck.
I mean, he had us when he started out with Scissorhands and Batman, but that was two decades ago, and he is STILL making bullsh*t with black clothing and white face paint.
Change? Burton will never change. His Alice In Wonderland made like a billion dollars, so he's entitled to make at least three more Dark Shadow-like failures before he uses up his cachet.
pornfly writes: on May 14th, 2012 at 11:25:57 PM
That old man saved the friggin day Burtons gonna make him Johnny Depps creator in Edward Scissorhands 2
Rambo writes: on May 15th, 2012 at 12:20:14 AM
I want those 2 minutes of my life back...
Johnnyb writes: on May 15th, 2012 at 12:31:50 AM
I think a promo of sticking the cellphone on your ass would have worked better!!!!!
billofill writes: on May 15th, 2012 at 2:19:13 AM
Heath Ledger's Joker killing the thug would be the better message.
Bullit writes: on May 15th, 2012 at 8:38:07 AM
Too bad he didn't break his boring ass!
Zeroguy writes: on May 15th, 2012 at 6:43:32 PM
Now if only the assistant helped Burton save his career with a good script.
Muscle Man writes: on May 15th, 2012 at 7:54:59 PM
I had a dream last night you guys ... I was Burton's assistant at that press conference, but instead of catching Burton,I planted the biggest dildo in the universe behind him to break his fall. Then I used the same dildo(covered in sh*t now) first to mouthf*ck that homosexual cowboy and then to smash his skull into spaghettio's ... I woke up and felt sad: it was only a dream :s (the end)
Poor Madsen, he's a junky now ...