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Cannon writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:12:00 AM
"I can see da posta, a billboard wit us three. ’Dey found anodda one!' 'Tliplets!' 'Only deir motha can tell dem apat!' I would do dat in two seconds, becuz dat’s real entatainment. You come out wit dat moovy for Chlismis, like Decemba 5th or somsing like dat, and you’a home flee."
"Peepol wud say, 'How duz dat happen, medically speaking?' and, 'Physically, dare’s no way!' Den, somehow, we wud explain it. Dat wud be hilalious!"
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Cinemaisdead writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:14:40 AM
'They found another one!' 'Triplets!' 'Only their mother can tell them apart!' I would do that in two seconds, because that’s real entertainment. You come out with that movie for Christmas, like December 5th or something like that, and you’re home free."
This sounds like a guy who's willing to sacrifice his reputation and his integrity for a fast buck. Is there any actor who actually cares any more?
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trailertrash writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:17:38 AM
Alex is this next years April fools gag ..
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pornfly writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:18:33 AM
Lol CANNON
He should do books on tape
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trailertrash writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:21:20 AM
'How does that happen, medically speaking?' and, 'Physically, there’s no way!' Then, somehow, we would explain it. That would be hilarious."
Errrrrrrrrr No it isn't
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 6:04:04 AM
ya!!!and then they find out they have another brozer..ya!!!i will be a box office smash it like jingle all ze way..
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 6:39:11 AM
The sad but true thing ? Swartzenegger is going to look more messed up than BOTH Devito or Murphy at this point ... so, technically, mom got Mandingo seed .... must've got the spunk of Rick James .....
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 6:50:00 AM
Nice to see that Devito is willing to sh*t on his career and be just like Swartzenegger and Murphy ....
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 6:51:38 AM
All those years being married to Rhea Perlman must've driven Devito over the edge ... must've been like f*cking Bert from Sesame Street with Bette Midler's voice, frizzy hair and being slammed into a brick wall repeatedly ....
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:04:28 AM
Wow ... Murphy has come so far from the jokes of Mr. T f*cking a guy and his Richard Pryor/Bill Cosby joke .... Yep.
So far down the well.
Sooooo far down, you can hear the plop, all fresh and warm.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:06:11 AM
I know the exact point at which Murphy's career started going to sh*t:
The night he picked up Divine Brown.
Eddie's career doesn't need A Thousand Words to be described ... just one : DOGsh*t.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:08:57 AM
Arnold won't be able to hit the gym long enough to do the shirtless scenes ... and I hate to tell the PREGNATOR, but mankind hasn't developed a time machine yet .... at least GrAPE Persuader knows this, because he can't go back in time and tell Ryan to rent a cab and not drive drunk home.
In this version, Julius now is TAINTED beyond repair.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:10:55 AM
I guess that anatomically speaking, Arnie's character and Danny's character are the two drooping testicles and Murphy's character is the impotent c*ck.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:14:08 AM
'They found another one!' 'Triplets!' 'Only their mother can tell them apart!' I would do that in two seconds, because that’s real entertainment. You come out with that movie for Christmas, like December 5th or something like that, and you’re home free."
This sounds like a guy who's willing to sacrifice his reputation and his integrity for a fast buck. Is there any actor who actually cares any more?
@cinema
We could ask Deniro or Pacino .... *laugh*
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:15:05 AM
They could've got Nicolas Cage .... that way, at least Cage could claim that it IS an intentional comedy ....
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Kurskij writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:15:41 AM
Cannon - nice
I lol'd reading it aloud.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:16:31 AM
"You come out with that movie for Christmas, like December 5th or something like that, and you’re home free."
* And you wonder why California was in so f*cking bad shape when his dumb@$$ left office ....
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:19:27 AM
"I can see da posta, a billboard wit us three. ’Dey found anodda one!' 'Tliplets!' 'Only deir motha can tell dem apat!' I would do dat in two seconds, becuz dat’s real entatainment. You come out wit dat moovy for Chlismis, like Decemba 5th or somsing like dat, and you’a home flee."
"Peepol wud say, 'How duz dat happen, medically speaking?' and, 'Physically, dare’s no way!' Den, somehow, we wud explain it. Dat wud be hilalious!"
@Cannon
Don't forget the yelling, while his neck veins pop out and then, "Geedd dem tooo daaaa choppppaaaaaa!!!!!"
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:20:58 AM
They really want to be 100% accurate for the Swartznegger museum ?
They need to find the baggie full of stems and seeds he used to smoke in the 70s and the box of condoms NEVER opened, expired, and coated with dust.
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:23:06 AM
This is going to be the Human Centipede of comedies ....
three faded stars going ass to mouth on a script that is "100% accurate".
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Max Rockatansky Junior writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:24:10 AM
Even Orlando Bloom is glad his agent passed on this ticking time turd.
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BadChadB33 writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:57:35 AM
O dear! My how the great 80's and 90's Arnie has fallen.
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Big_Daddy writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 8:03:34 AM
@Cannon
LMFAO
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SeWerin writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 8:28:21 AM
Nice one Cannon! I lol'd big time!
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Cinemaisdead writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 8:39:24 AM
Max- LOL yeah or Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson, Steve Carrell, John Travolta etc...
I don't think Nick Cage can ever sell out as he is a genre within himself. Whatever film he does just becomes The Nicholas Cage Show, which is the craziest, most f*cked up show ever created.
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trailertrash writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 9:28:40 AM
Cannon lol
Dis must be da TURD rule in crisis situation !
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trailertrash writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 10:06:41 AM
Next they will make up sh*t like Arnold is going to have a baby or something
......... oh wait !!
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nawtnt writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 10:29:20 AM
Just when I thought Arine was going to make a great comeback with action movies like
The Expendables 2, The Last Stand and The Tomb.
Then this news comes along which acutally will destory his comeback.
Seriously a Twins sequel, Twins 2? The original movie is a classic, the studio should leave it as the way it is or this sequel could be worse than Indiana Jones 4, no knows.
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Mr. Blonde writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 10:51:08 AM
"Take out da paperuhs and da twash
Or you don get no spendin cash
If you don scwub dat kitchn for
You ain gonna wrock and wroll no mor
Yakety yak DON’T TALK BACK!"
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Darksider4477 writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 12:40:50 PM
I dont remember the last time trailersh*t said anything of worth or of intelligence
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 1:00:17 PM
@DarkOldFart:
How's your wife and MY children?
Cabrón!
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BadChadB33 writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 1:35:49 PM
And you have Dark?
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Tanman32123 writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 1:49:32 PM
Not gonna lie.. ill prolly watch this lol Never saw the first film, is it worth watching?
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bandolero999 writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 2:24:35 PM
Darksider can't even get women,So he sticks to the trannies in lil Havana right boi?
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 2:41:52 PM
^ ^ Claro que SI!
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minkowski writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 3:17:16 PM
I've largely much written off the Austrian Oak. If he doesn't get his ass in gear and deliver some good films, I fear pretty much everyone else will follow suit.
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pornfly writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:00:09 PM
TANMAN if youre an Ahnold fan,you gotta see it.
Just to see him playin a naive doofus in contrast to his right time/right place persona. Its cool to watch with a chic if youve seen everything or if youre just gettin baked with your people and theres nothin else on,on a sunday afternoon.
Its nothing to write home about but it IS entertaining
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:42:21 PM
I simply had to share this image with everyone here in WP:
http://galleries.penthouse.com/galleries/ph21600L-3/L/09.jpg
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:48:51 PM
^ ^ Nice.
While we're at it:
http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u417/bullitt8/Nice/topheavy.jpg
PS: where is the video you promised us to upload from your birthday?
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:51:56 PM
On a promising note:
http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u417/bullitt8/Promising.jpg
Or funny:
http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u417/bullitt8/ThatIsAGoodDeal.jpg
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:52:02 PM
I'm afraid Alex will banish me forever from this site if I post it...
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:53:16 PM
hmmm...that blond chick from your first link looks yummy
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 4:59:33 PM
Yeah, tell me about it, I met her in Croatia!
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:02:32 PM
and what did you do to her after you met her?
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:04:44 PM
@Bando, TT, Mink:
I found DarkOldFart's picture that I recovered from my trip in Cuba:
http://www.image-drole.eu/image-sexy/un-gars-pas-tres-sexy-924/
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:06:51 PM
@Rambo:
I smothered myself into those funbags until asphyxiation! And for 5 hours straight!! It's amazing the things you can do when you're physically & mentally inspired!
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:12:05 PM
And...
http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u417/bullitt8/HighSchool.jpg
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:19:20 PM
5 hours,eh? she probably doesn't have any more milk left
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:27:58 PM
^ ^ Never mind her milk, she worn me out for 2 days! I've experienced the honeymoon disease but man, for 2 days I couldn't touch my d*ck! So bloody sore.
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:31:31 PM
didn't you use a condom?
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 5:42:40 PM
Even dead drunk I used them, no matter how hot she is. I never joked with my future health.
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Rambo writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 6:00:05 PM
so i guess we'll never see a bulitt junior ?
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Bullit writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 6:10:11 PM
^ ^ LOLOL!
...But...I may have some unknown Jr somewhere when I was about 16 or so. You know, the young crazy years when your 1st one was everything and all...
But so far so good. God, I love my dear Europe.
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pornfly writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:41:32 PM
Wutta BULLITHO^
ZING!
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minkowski writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:47:15 PM
Sure is quiet around here.
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pornfly writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 7:56:31 PM
shhhh be veryvery quiet MINKS huntin for trolls
Huhuuhuhuhuh
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minkowski writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 8:40:06 PM
lol speaking of which wtf is Ranger. We need to get this place back to form.
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Tanman32123 writes:
on April 4th, 2012 at 9:24:05 PM
Hot damn Rambo..
Do you have a pic from the other side? lol..
And @Pornfly
I'll look into it, seems like a good laugh. Thanks.
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Rambo writes:
on April 5th, 2012 at 1:10:26 AM
the entire set is here,enjoy :
http://galleries.penthouse.com/g/0355/21/?gpid=g939073-pct
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trailertrash writes:
on April 5th, 2012 at 3:23:38 AM
Darkrider
I dont remember the last time trailersh*t said anything of worth or of intelligence
How about f*ck off you stupid c*nt ...
Wasn't really Intelligent, But it was worth saying
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trailertrash writes:
on April 5th, 2012 at 3:30:34 AM
Bullit
LOL That's Assrider alright ...
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